Trollin with the wrong bait

20 comments

• Meursault

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  8 years ago

  Block her texts. The next fav is out there waiting for you. What's worse is when they retire but stay sweet. At least this way you get closure.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Save your money. Jerk off and go out to eat. You will be amazed how wealthy you will become
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Kick her in the nuts
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Ignore angry texters. It drives them crazy, because they know that you're taking the high road and you think you're better than them
• Dougstcr.

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  8 years ago

  Start fucking faggots
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  You are in her head, complete reversal from the way strippers get in our heads, and we get all upset while they don't give a fuck. Pretty fun position to be in, man! The smart thing to do would be to ignore her, or even block her like Meur said, but if you knew you weren't going back to that SC, it could be fun to troll her. Over the next few weeks, send her pictures of your wallet from all over. A picture of your wallet next to a nice drink at a bar, a picture of your wallet next to a strip club sign, picture of your wallet at the beach (caption: "wish you were here"), pic of your wallet watching porn, etc
• whodey

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  8 years ago

  I was going to say that Meusault had the right idea, but Subraman's plan seems way too fun to pass up.
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  Subraman, et al. That's genius! I needed a good laugh. I haven't been to a club in a while. I won't need to send pics. No matter where I go to ho she'll hear about it, the way they move around, one of her friends will see me n tell on me...
• rickthevulture

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  8 years ago

  Just tell her you have a vulture bud that wears a suit and likes to have female hairless apes lick his cloaca. Then tell her that she'll love the taste of vulture jizz. Squawk! I swear on my honor as a rick that I'll cum in the bitch's mouth and make her drink it. Squawk!
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  ... pic of my wallet, in one hand of my new CF, sitting in 'her' car with the signed off title in her other hand...
• rickthevulture

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  8 years ago

  Wait, she's a hottie, right? I'm not fucking any ugly apes. I have standards. I'm a rick. Squawk! If she is hot I can arrange for my lion bud to fuck her with his BSLC while she drinks my vulture jizz. Tell her she'll like that. Squawk!
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  Rick- she's a nice girl and has never done anything like that. I'm the only one she does anything with, no matter what, she'll see her 'gina shut if she can't have me.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  She may be in a tough position & desperate for $$$ (especially with the often slow summer) - trolling her would sorta be like kicking someone when they're down - just ignore her although decent chance you may not help yourself & give -in & end up going in to see her.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  I agree with Subraman. I don't reward bad behavior. Responding to her in kind might feel good for you at first but it won't help you with her in the long run. Resist the urge to respond to any angry texts. It's the slow season in most places (summer) and she probably misses your wallet. My guess is she's going through the 5 stages of grief (over the loss of your wallet) and she's stuck on the *anger* stage. It will pass. PS: the tip about responding to her text with a picture of your roll of money SC was funny. It would be funny to fantasize about sending such a text to an angry dancer but I'd suggest you refrain. It's still funny though. --> sort of like this post: [view link] --> direct pic link: [view link] --> ... assuming you have a SW login to view uploaded SW pictures.
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  Subra - that's sone funny shit. My opinion is to ignore or block. As funny as Subra 's idea is, I don't get the feeling that's who you are and what you're about.
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, you guys get it, that's for sure. As much as I want to respond (and would do so in a kind way), I figure some day she will miss me, not just my wallet. But then it will be too late. She's too short sighted to see it now but she 'killed the goose.'
• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  Good stuff. My disposable is variable due to the nature of my work, which proved to be part of the problem of you know who presuming what I had to spend and ever increasing demand w no consideration for me. Diminishing returns indeed. Cost / Benefit analysis says: high cost+zero benefit= chump.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, don't reward bad behavior. You don't want to be a chump. Maybe she will settle down in the future, who knows. That's why I say ignore her for now but don't block.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  "... the tip about responding to her text with a picture of your roll of money SC was funny ..." LOL - they text us sexy pics to entice us & we text them a pic of a roll to entice them :) - we're wired differently yet we need each other and somehow gotta make it work - LOL
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  Note to self, *definitely* add Subraman to the list of TUSCLers I'd like to meat. That's something *I* would do. :)