bathroom troll refuses to give me towels
s88
New York
Friday, July 8, 2016 3:00 AM
I went to a SC near me. First time there, but its not my fav local SC. This SC opened in a former "ultra lounge" nightclub and it is closed monday through wed. The bouncers all wear black polo tshirts with the name of a security guard company. Strange but okay, this SC doesnt want real employees since they arent open every day. Some portable stripper poles were installed. There is no stage or front row. I goto the bathrooms, and they are all unisex single occupant. 6 of them going down the hallway in the back of the SC. There is a bathroom troll at the beginning of the hallway with his supplies on, IDK what to call it, permanent granite changing table with a mirror above it like in a hotel room, antechamber, make up mirror. Inside the bathrooms, gold paint on the walls, TP on a portable stand, a sink and a soap dispenser, and a door knob with a push bottom lock. No paper towels, no trash can. No paper towel dispenser on the wall, the ultra lounge was built without them. I looked for screwholes, never found any, the club was built to be 100% bathroom troll all the time every night. The troll gives you 2 sheets of fan fold paper towels when you exit the bathroom (really when you exit the hallway). If you are a clean freak (umm, this is a SC after all, you probably arent a clean freak if you are here), it is impossible to open the door knob without using your soaking wet hands unless you resort to TP to dry your hands.
The bathroom troll is a very tall african with an accent. No security guard polo shirt like the bouncers. 1st bathroom trip was uneventful, except when I didn't immediately throw the paper towel in the trash can, he took 3 steps, blocked me from leaving the hallway/changing table area, then pointed to the can. Strange to block me, but I guess he was being helpful. I threw the paper away and he unblocked me and I went on the main floor again.
2nd trip to bathroom after DFK and DATY. I asked bathroom troll for paper towels to take into the bathroom. He refused. I told him you have no towels in the bathroom. He leads me to a bathroom, opens the door and points to the toilet paper stand. I told him, where are the paper towels, he said I get them when I leave the bathroom. I asked him again, he said no. I asked him if he is refusing to give me paper towels. He take 3 steps towards me and looks down on me (Im short), tilts his head side to side with his veins poping out of his forehead and shouts at me that I need to "relax [slight pause] relax [slight pause] relax man" 1 foot from my face. These are fighting words. He never answered me "are you refusing?" question. At this point I walk away towards main floor, I get the SC manager, tell him his bathroom troll refuses to give me towels and is fliping out on me. SC manager and I goto mirror/table/start of bathroom hallway area. I dont hear the conversation between troll and SC manager, but they do a couple sentence exchanges, SC manager gives me a hand signal to wait, he goes into the DR, comes out with 3 kitchen floral printed (supermarket style, not commercial) paper towel sheets from a roll and gives them to me and walks away.
WTF just happened. Bathroom troll is insane? I wish I heard the conversation between the troll and SC manager that made the SC manager have to goto the DR to get me paper towels. Is the SC manager a coward, or so cheap all the paper towels come out of tip $ and bathroom troll buys them himself.
I goto the bathroom, wash the pussy juice off my face, go back out on main floor, realize this SC's staff truly sucks and my mood is shot for the night. I never get abused at my regular SC, and decide to go home. I'll be back to my regular SC tomorrow. Thank goodness I didnt blow all my $ on this new SC.
2nd staff sucks incident. There are no waitresses at this SC. Just cleaner men who pick up glasses off the tables. I normally never drink alcoho and let this stripper know beforehandl, but a stripper convinced me to buy 2 shots for $44 even after I told her I dont buy alcohol. I did one shot of jack daniels for me, one for her. No lemons and no cognacs (no Hennessy, nothing similar either) at the SC bar that night (what kind of SC is this?). Stripper and me had problems even finding a liquor they had in stock. If she wasnt from my alma mater, I wouldn't have agreed to doing a shot with her. She could recite the names of a number of adjunct profs I know and quirky campus rules that it is impossible for anyone who didnt go there to know. SHe recited the names of 2 adjunct profs that were students in the year ahead of me, and these 2 guys were inseparable 10 years ago as students, and are still inseparable at my university as adjuncts. The male bartender goes off on me that I didn't tip him. I told him I can buy 1L of jack daniels for what I just paid 2 shots for. He turns around and goes deal with another customer. Stripper goes off of me why I didn't tip him. I told her he is paid well enough, and if he doesn't like the pay to not work for it. She gives me the $2 an hour reasoning, and then I tell her, I dont drink and it was her idea. I tell her why should anyone drink in a SC, I'm hear to live life, and remember it vividly, if I am drunk, I dont remember it. She tells me, a SC is a dream, you need to go home and not believe it happened, that the SC is a different world. I told her, I'll go watch porn if I want a dream, and I want to remember this night forever, not forget it. We agree to disagree and goto VIP. This stripper was zero mileage and I stopped after 2 songs. The next stripper gave me DFK, stick shifting, and DATY.
The girls at my regular SC are more ratchet, but I wont be dealing with entitled staff who think their shit don't stink. If it wasn't my first visit, I would've told the male bartender "what you are going to do to earn that tip?". This new former ultralounge SC has no drink minimum either.
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