Two hours in paradise

At 12:30 in the afternoon, Follies isn't very crowded. And the valet hasn't gone on duty, so the parking is free. You get a cursory, but enjoyable, pat down as you enter (tip her a buck if you like) and then you are in a dark sprawling room with the rectangular bar in the center and stages left and right. It takes a second for your eyes to adjust, but once you get your bearings, you can see bar stools around the bar, highboys along the walls and four tops on the floor. And there are four sofas back-to-back on a riser to the left. The girls everywhere. A girl is dancing on each stage and, at a couple of tables, two or three girls are hanging out together. The rest are either giving a table dance or cruising to find someone who wants a table dance. The quality of the girls is widely divergent. There are 8s and there are 3s, with a whole lot in between. Now I have to say, the $10 table dance is more than worth it. I like to start off at the bar. As soon as a girl walks up and you make eye contact, you can make body contact. Cup her booty and pull her into you and she just might reciprocate with a playful tug on your package. After a little conversation and a lot of exploration (you should be able to confirm that she is shaved pretty quickly) you are ready for a dance. Most girls will give you a no-holes-barred, up close and personal turn for the aforementioned ten bucks. If it's feeling really good, get another. Or, thank her profusely and move on to the next girl. After all, variety is the spice of life. After all, variety is the spice of life. Now if you fall in love, you can graduate to the sofas next to the front door. And if you are ready for the honeymoon, there is always the VIP room. Actually, there are three. The large conjugal room behind the beads on the back wall is more of a voyeuristic experience since there are other dudes with their girls having at it on one of a half dozen sofas and love seats. The better option is one of the two small (practically tiny) rooms behind the beads on the left wall. There is only a love seat and enough room for the girl to stand up and disrobe. The room is $52 for 30 minutes, and the girl is generally $100. It gets as steamy as you want in the VIP. Satisfaction is pretty much guaranteed. But it's a good idea to cover expectations beforehand, because every now and then the girl will ask you to pay more to do more. As far as who the best girls are: my experience is only with the day shift, and I can tell you that there are tattoos and piercings everywhere, so you just have to get over that. I have enjoyed the company of dozens of very attractive, smart, very clean, very friendly young ladies, most of whom were black. There are some cool white chicks, too, but there is usually some drama involved. All in all, if you take $200 to Follies, you will have a memorable two-hour experience that I'll bet won't be your last.