Cookiemoney - look at the clubs on here to see what the custies say about the clubs and their expectations, see what the dancers say about the clubs on stripperweb
figure out how comfortable you are doing what to make money in the club and work in your comfort zone.
^^^ Timex brings up a good point. That's the recurring theme I see among dancers. --> Q: "What would your present self (veteran dancer) go back in time and tell your past self (newbie, your first night) to do differently?" --> Either start saving more or saving earlier was the most common answer (and not some hustling nor sales strategy). I thought that was interesting.
-->"@s88 and @Papi_Chulo both gave you good advice within 17 minutes of your post. That's pretty good for a pervert's forum I think."
Meurs, I'm going to pretend OP is a real girl and not another juice alias LOL. As much as I love Papi and s88, their advice is the most atrocious advice possible. It is possible to find good "new girl advice" threads on Stripperweb, but it's inconceivable that she wouldn't look around at other threads in the forum also And since she's not aware of the posing, the fact that the girls posting there are bitter bottom-of-the-barrel strippers, and complete lack of reality expressed in Stripperweb, it's hard to imagine a new stripper not being influenced by the overwhelming negativity, hatred of customers, appreciation of bad behavior by the girls, and general cuntitude.
In all, there's nothing worse you can do to a potential stripper than sending her to stripperweb, without even a forewarning about what she'll see there. It's an enormous disservice to her, and to future customers who might encounter her. She'd be better off if the entire thread was just filled with our normal juvenile male-bonding horseplay, than advice to go to SW.
The advice to check out some of the articles written by strippers here on tuscl, though, is probably decent advice... I'll need to go read those
"... As much as I love Papi and s88, their advice is the most atrocious advice possible ..."
Fuck you Jackie
:)
I understand where you're coming from Jackie/Subra :) - but:
seems like the M.O. on TUSCL is to treat every dancer as a troll (not a real dancer or even a real female or dancer wanna-be); so besides not giving her any advice on here we often tell them gross shit that would put-off any female especially one considering dancing
yeah SW is mostly psychos but does not mean they can't offer good info to a newbie dancer not withstanding the folders on SW w/ pre-written info they already have which IMO can help someone who has never-danced
there are behind-the-scenes things that most of custies don't know about w.r.t. stripping that only other strippers know about and can share w/ each other and newbie/aspiring dancers
So sure - a SW dancer is not the ideal but at least they are dancers and can share things we are unaware-off/don't-know-about and they don't ask dancers asking for advice to show them their tits which of course should be standard protocol but I can see why non-dancers would be put off by that :)
--> "1) seems like the M.O. on TUSCL is to treat every dancer as a troll (not a real dancer or even a real female or dancer wanna-be); so besides not giving her any advice on here we often tell them gross shit that would put-off any female especially one considering dancing"
I agree, paps. And I actually think a stripper who comes here and gets trolled is FAR better off than one who has read and absorbed the attitudes at StripperWeb. And I also agree with your point #2 -- they can be helpful at SW -- and point #3 -- there are things only strippers know. But it's incredibly unrealistic to think our interpret newbie isn't going to look through the entire site, rather than somehow beelining to the few posts that are actually helpful. And the attitudes there are so pernicious, especially to a newbie who is reading posts from more experienced dancers ... is there the slightest bit of doubt she won't be infected with some SW-type anger, entitlement, dehumanization of customers, etc? No, not the slightest bit. That's why I think it's an INCREDIBLE disservice to send any stripper there. She's better off not knowing anything and just going in fresh, like most strippers, than being SW-ified. Bad advice isn't better than no advice :)
Anyway, this conversation has served its purpose -- if it were a real stripper and not a troll, she's been served badly by us in being pointed to StripperWeb, but now she at least knows that there's attitudes there that can she shouldn't take at face value, nor should she seek to emulate what she sees there ... they are as vile as they appear to be.
I know you and I will never agree on this, Papi. Love you anyway, and just want any lurkers to see the counter-argument
Sit and talk with customers don't be too pushy let them offer drinks and ask for a dance. If you've been sitting their a while you could bring up dances but don't be too pushy about it. Figure out what your good at, pole tricks, shaking your ass, seductive looks, etc and flaunt it. Really work it. Try to be down to earth with customers make them feel at ease. Don't complain to them about stuff they came there to get away from bitching women not to listen to new ones. Play nice with the other girls try not to step on others toes. If you want you can message me for more tips. I use to dance
Sit and talk with customers don't be too pushy let them offer drinks and ask for a dance. If you've been sitting their a while you could bring up dances but don't be too pushy about it. Figure out what your good at, pole tricks, shaking your ass, seductive looks, etc and flaunt it. Really work it. Try to be down to earth with customers make them feel at ease. Don't complain to them about stuff they came there to get away from bitching women not to listen to new ones. Play nice with the other girls try not to step on others toes. If you want you can message me for more tips. I use to dance
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last commentShow us your tits I mean so we can evaluate what you are working with. ; )
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If you need drugs or alcohol to tolerate men touching and groping you, dont do it.
See also www.stripperweb.com
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This is mostly a custy site, if you want info from dancers' point of view then look at StripperWeb.com which is a dancer site.
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Another one ?!
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Another one? Meaning
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^^^ Oh dear you poor clueless bastard. HAHAHA
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Hmm i guess there are no positive people in the world .. Its ok tho ill be just fine.
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@s88 and @Papi_Chulo both gave you good advice within 17 minutes of your post. That's pretty good for a pervert's forum I think.
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To Meursault I offered to evaluate her tits. I thought I was being nice and if she sowed them I would have given an honest opinion.
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I wasn't talking about them, i was talking about the other ones
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You posted this 2 years ago. You guys should read this, it's pretty funny
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Ms. CookieMoney,
Please check out the article section. Maybe there is something useful for you there as an aspiring dancer?
See below: HTH!
-Dominic
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by Dancinggal (Dancer POV)
Mar 5, 2014
First Day Working as a Stripper
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by poledancer83 (Dancer POV)
Mar 12, 2016
Advice to the New Stripper or Auditioning Dancer
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by Wicked_Gypsy (Dancer POV)
Dec 3, 2015
I started dancing in the Worst Possible Strip Club ever, but...
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by Wicked_Gypsy (Dancer POV)
Dec 3, 2015
follow-up to above article:
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by trixxi (Dancer POV)
Nov 18, 2014
A Dancer's Perspective on Extras
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by DianasDiary (Dancer POV)
Feb 24, 2016
How To Ask For "Extra's" at the Strip Club
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by Club_Goer (Customer POV)
Nov 28, 2014
What Makes a Dancer a Customer's Favorite?
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by da808gypsy
Jul 18, 2015
How I Accidentally became a Stripper
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by slimbaby (Dancer POV)
Mar 31, 2016
My First Audition at an NYC Strip Club
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by Slimbaby (Dancer POV)
Jun 7, 2016
My First Real Night Stripping
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Show us that cookie pussy
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4got2 and me want to see the cookie shooter.
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Shooter pooter !!!
Do it crazy Joe style nice and sloppy
You know violent cookie diaries
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Ask yourself if you'd be happy giving this guy a blow job:
q103albany.com
That guy actually posts here.
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Is that you Barry?
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This guy posts here too:
youtu.be
I bet you'll enjoy giving him a blow job! I can even send his name so you can PM him.
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tip, Taking off your clothes usually helps. If that doesn't work, you may have chosen the wrong job.
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Cookiemoney - look at the clubs on here to see what the custies say about the clubs and their expectations, see what the dancers say about the clubs on stripperweb
figure out how comfortable you are doing what to make money in the club and work in your comfort zone.
more in an email to you!
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shadowcat would be happy to give you tips in the VIP room.
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"4got2 and me want to see the cookie shooter."
Are you implying that cookie shooter = butthole?
If so, you know my general feeling that butthole = brilliant!
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"You posted this 2 years ago. You guys should read this, it's pretty funny
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She only joined in March.
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Get in, save your money and get out as quickly as you can.
I would avoid being a career dancer.
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^^^ Timex brings up a good point. That's the recurring theme I see among dancers. --> Q: "What would your present self (veteran dancer) go back in time and tell your past self (newbie, your first night) to do differently?" --> Either start saving more or saving earlier was the most common answer (and not some hustling nor sales strategy). I thought that was interesting.
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Why do dancers looking for advice here never post pics of their tits?
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@rockstar666 Because they are looking for work, they are not AT work.
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@s88 Ha - good one!
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Troll or not CookieMoney is the best stripper name I've ever heard.
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-->"@s88 and @Papi_Chulo both gave you good advice within 17 minutes of your post. That's pretty good for a pervert's forum I think."
Meurs, I'm going to pretend OP is a real girl and not another juice alias LOL. As much as I love Papi and s88, their advice is the most atrocious advice possible. It is possible to find good "new girl advice" threads on Stripperweb, but it's inconceivable that she wouldn't look around at other threads in the forum also And since she's not aware of the posing, the fact that the girls posting there are bitter bottom-of-the-barrel strippers, and complete lack of reality expressed in Stripperweb, it's hard to imagine a new stripper not being influenced by the overwhelming negativity, hatred of customers, appreciation of bad behavior by the girls, and general cuntitude.
In all, there's nothing worse you can do to a potential stripper than sending her to stripperweb, without even a forewarning about what she'll see there. It's an enormous disservice to her, and to future customers who might encounter her. She'd be better off if the entire thread was just filled with our normal juvenile male-bonding horseplay, than advice to go to SW.
The advice to check out some of the articles written by strippers here on tuscl, though, is probably decent advice... I'll need to go read those
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"Troll or not CookieMoney is the best stripper name I've ever heard."
LOL I can't think of a better one!
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I thought she was legit. Yes, 4got2, we wanted to see her bunhole. Poledancer83 is the coolest stripper on this forum.
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"... As much as I love Papi and s88, their advice is the most atrocious advice possible ..."
Fuck you Jackie
:)
I understand where you're coming from Jackie/Subra :) - but:
seems like the M.O. on TUSCL is to treat every dancer as a troll (not a real dancer or even a real female or dancer wanna-be); so besides not giving her any advice on here we often tell them gross shit that would put-off any female especially one considering dancing
yeah SW is mostly psychos but does not mean they can't offer good info to a newbie dancer not withstanding the folders on SW w/ pre-written info they already have which IMO can help someone who has never-danced
there are behind-the-scenes things that most of custies don't know about w.r.t. stripping that only other strippers know about and can share w/ each other and newbie/aspiring dancers
So sure - a SW dancer is not the ideal but at least they are dancers and can share things we are unaware-off/don't-know-about and they don't ask dancers asking for advice to show them their tits which of course should be standard protocol but I can see why non-dancers would be put off by that :)
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--> "1) seems like the M.O. on TUSCL is to treat every dancer as a troll (not a real dancer or even a real female or dancer wanna-be); so besides not giving her any advice on here we often tell them gross shit that would put-off any female especially one considering dancing"
I agree, paps. And I actually think a stripper who comes here and gets trolled is FAR better off than one who has read and absorbed the attitudes at StripperWeb. And I also agree with your point #2 -- they can be helpful at SW -- and point #3 -- there are things only strippers know. But it's incredibly unrealistic to think our interpret newbie isn't going to look through the entire site, rather than somehow beelining to the few posts that are actually helpful. And the attitudes there are so pernicious, especially to a newbie who is reading posts from more experienced dancers ... is there the slightest bit of doubt she won't be infected with some SW-type anger, entitlement, dehumanization of customers, etc? No, not the slightest bit. That's why I think it's an INCREDIBLE disservice to send any stripper there. She's better off not knowing anything and just going in fresh, like most strippers, than being SW-ified. Bad advice isn't better than no advice :)
Anyway, this conversation has served its purpose -- if it were a real stripper and not a troll, she's been served badly by us in being pointed to StripperWeb, but now she at least knows that there's attitudes there that can she shouldn't take at face value, nor should she seek to emulate what she sees there ... they are as vile as they appear to be.
I know you and I will never agree on this, Papi. Love you anyway, and just want any lurkers to see the counter-argument
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^ fair enough - but you are hereby notified that I'm going to ask Chessmaster to put you on his hit-list - watch yo back (and wash your back to)
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too
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Who the fuck is jackie ?
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two
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Subraman on 2am hit list.
#stripperweb lives matter.
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#stripperweb splooge splatter
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Sit and talk with customers don't be too pushy let them offer drinks and ask for a dance. If you've been sitting their a while you could bring up dances but don't be too pushy about it. Figure out what your good at, pole tricks, shaking your ass, seductive looks, etc and flaunt it. Really work it. Try to be down to earth with customers make them feel at ease. Don't complain to them about stuff they came there to get away from bitching women not to listen to new ones. Play nice with the other girls try not to step on others toes. If you want you can message me for more tips. I use to dance
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Sit and talk with customers don't be too pushy let them offer drinks and ask for a dance. If you've been sitting their a while you could bring up dances but don't be too pushy about it. Figure out what your good at, pole tricks, shaking your ass, seductive looks, etc and flaunt it. Really work it. Try to be down to earth with customers make them feel at ease. Don't complain to them about stuff they came there to get away from bitching women not to listen to new ones. Play nice with the other girls try not to step on others toes. If you want you can message me for more tips. I use to dance
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