Naturally when I go to the club my Plan A is to a find a handsome young bouncer and invite him back to my place for a good greasing.
Sometimes, however, Plan A doesn't always workout. Sometimes they quite rude and say stuff like "fuck off, you fag!". For this reason, it's always good to have a Plan B. For me that's finding the manager and giving him a good stroking.
LMFAO