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During Sex

Does your cock leek ? Is this what premature ejaculation is ? I have a problem so bad most girls find it humour s They say I'm the one that supposed to be getting wet not you The up side is the girls that…

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How many dancer's numbers are on your phone?

Right now, I have three. All give me UHM dances. None I've seen OTC. I got their numbers so I can text when they'll be in the club and not waste time. Had others, but got rid of…

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@rickthezoo shitting up the board

@rickthezoo aka @cashman1234 aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe ake a bunch of other crap characters is shitting up the board. that takes valuable space away from true stories about my times with kim bassetter, sally ryder, donald trump, and my time…

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What are they compensating for?

I don't know if this is common everywhere, but out here in the rural suburbs of the Midwest, young men have taken to driving these huge diesel trucks. The louder they are, the more exhaust smoke they emit, the…

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Did Jack get a Handy?

http://www.quotes.net/authors/Jack+Handey+Deep+Thoughts

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Legislation on Strippers age and weight restrictions

I vote for immediate ratification! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kenneth-havard-louisiana-regulate-strippers-weight

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Texting and dancing

A long time favorite dancer was texting someone during one of the first songs that I was buying from her. I thought it was rude. But, I understand if the message is urgent. This young woman has always gone out her…

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Woman accused of beating strip club employee with metal baton

She looks like a mean mother... http://www.fox13memphis.com/news/woman-accused-of-beating-strip-club-employee-with-metal-baton/296403133

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Explicit emails OK’d in strip club case against DEA agents

I want to see the "salacious e-mails about illegal drugs and prostitution." http://nypost.com/2016/05/21/explicit-emails-okd-in-strip-club-case-against-dea-agents/

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circumcision or not ?

I'm circumcision

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to the artistic souls on tuscl

Do you use strippers as your muse ? I do I write my best poetry when deeply inspired by a bitch

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Hit or miss

Not a great neighborhood, but there's parking across the street that has an attendant. There's one stage and 1-2 dancers at a time. Most of the dancers are not hot, but there's usually 1 or…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another Fine Visit to the BBF

I had a chance to visit Indy so I stopped at my favorite club. This visit started out in the early afternoon, I left then came back in the evening. I first arrived…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Not bad

Not a bad club, but definitely not the best. I used to come here just after high school (about 2004),but i hadn't been in awhile. Decided to check it out a few Thursdays ago instead…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Best Club in Chicago

I returned to Scores after a couple years. The club hasn't changed much since my last visit. The best thing is the women are still beautiful. Honestly, out of all the clubs…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Better than advertised

I had read all the reviews before visiting this place on Wednesday night, but I always like to check things out for myself because I think some people on here are just perpetually whiny or…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Daytime at Christies

Christie's is a nice place in the East Bank Flats. There is a $5 door fee which you pay once you enter the front doors. Once you pay, you will enter through another set of…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

uncomfortable

I went in about 7 pm on a friday night, it was nice outside and maybe that was why there were only two other dudes in there. They had two stages going but the…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Ol' reliable

I had always loved this club since there were always young, thin girls...until the last time I was here last December when there was maybe one girl I liked. I was back again and…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Still ok - good hangout

I went there after helping a bud move. Bar is ok and the bartenders are always nice. I like the girls on shift during the day deedee has a great body and the other girls…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Slow to let's go

Stopped by on a Wed about 530. No cover. Got in and was much nicer than I pictured by net and outside.About 15 guys in there,all ages, of which about 4 were at the bar.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun Time

Came here for UFC 198 on a Saturday after Midnight. When we arrived, I heard cover was $75... But Luckily, my friend worked at the Bellagio so he knew the manager and got us in for…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Really?

I've been in a strip club rut lately. Not really feeling like going, thinking I'm spending too much money when I do go. But I was near TDs North the other night with nothing to…

The Palace Gentlemens Resort

Houston, Texas

An afternoon at the Palace

I went to the Palace last Monday afternoon, I haven't been there for months. There were 5 dancers, 1 mexican and 4 AA, all very average. V.I.P. is in fact $25 but I did not…

Club Amnesia

Raleigh, North Carolina

"Super Exclusive VIP"

As noted in ghostmkr's review, this club is in a strip commercial area. I've been to this club a number of times. This is basically a Black club with a "high" thug factor. The security,…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

A Tale Of Two Clubs

Been here twice, a Monday day shift and a Friday night shift. i much prefer the day shift. Quieter, lower key staff is milfy but attractive and mileage in the back a lot higher. The…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Exteremely worth it!

I went here for the first time on a friday night. Not only was the staff friendly, but this place is VERY CLEAN! Went over to the stage and the firls were SMOKIN' HOT!!! Two…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Decent

Went around 9pm on a Thursday night. It was slow, probably only 7-10 other patrons there, and about 12-15 girls. Most of the girls were 6's with a couple of 7's. I…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun times

There wasn't parking in the lot next to the spot so i parked on the street.. i attempted to use my debit card to pay @ the kiosk and that didnt work for whatever reason..…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Long Overdue

Was here in August of 2015, had a lot of fun with a wonderfully sexy dancer named Lyric. Only saw 2 dancers the whole hour I was there before I had to catch a…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

4 for 1 Robbery

The good: You can get a pass from the Dames and Games place nearby. But they still charge you 6 bucks to get in which can be used for a free red bull, water or…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Self parked, charged $5. Entered, paid...

Self parked, charged $5. Entered, paid $10 cover, I always forget to print free coupon from website. Both stages were active, 2 girls on main,1 girl on secondary. Took a table by the main stage, immediately…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curves

This is one of the nicest clubs in the area. Very large with several stages, nice looking with a full bar. The bartenders and waitresses are some of the nicest I've encountered in a strip…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Had a great time while there!!

Went there around 4 pm and didnt pay cover since it was before 5. Got in and they immediately started wanting to seat me but i went to the bar instead. I bought a drink…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Anniversary Party

Stopped in for the anniversary party this week which was a pretty good time. There was some free food that was pretty good, small shots every hour and dance specials all night. They also had…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetah's sets the bar

Was staying downtown Atlanta for the week and went to the famous Cheetah's 2 nights, Monday and Thurs. I have visited Cheetah's on occasion for the past several years. The visit and "babe"…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Same old club

Stopped by after dinner. 6 dancers working and maybe two of them were 7s. The first 7, Mya came up and started talking about how long her day was and how bare the…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Steak Restaurant with a Side of Stripper

I made my way to 1320 II after an extremely disappointing visit to Paper Moon down the street. The differences could not be more pronounced. Paper Moon has good curb appeal, while 1320…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

Great place to go to see beautiful women

First pulled up, it's in an industrial area and you don't expect to see it hidden among the buildings. Pulled up and saw valet for only $5 so I did that. Didn't want to park…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Great time, friendly girls

I have been here several times in the past few weeks, but only during the week. Afternoon or evening quality and number of girls seems the same, that is to say quite good. Only a…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Perhaps quality is slipping a bit?

Just offering an update to previous reviews. Consider that these visits are largely in the afternoon (2-5) and that while I can and do sometimes spend a bunch I am always a value shopper. Quality…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

as others have said as well,...

as others have said as well, the club currently has a ban on alcohol sales until september. so what was an excuse to grab a drink, or a few shots is now a juice…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Packed in like sardines

Called SR for the limo and they were at my hotel in less than 30 minutes. Dropped off at the back entrance, tipped the driver a twenty, and was led into the club.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Good times

I have visit this club for a couple of years. I used to go to the old place and now also the new one. The quality has improved vastly and the dancer i was with…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

No need to go all the way to visit this club

The place is in the industrial area or to the end of road. I went in the afternoon and outside is not much crowded. they have a parking lot but was full and I parked on…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Bring your money!

I had always seen the billboard, so I had a few extra hours thought I'd stop by.. $5 cover - at 2PM? please. Diet coke $5 not too bad, but its a small drink. I've…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Mardi Gras is the best always

Mardi Gras is the best club around the tri state area. I love Latin women an they definitely have the most Latina I've ever seen in one club. The lap dancers are great only…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

First Time

This was my first strip club experience. There were several choices along this street and ended up here due to slightly better curb appeal. There were around 5 girls dancing with varying bodytypes…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Friday night in NYC

The club has a small entrance but it's easy to find, right on google maps. I paid the cover charge and was also asked to check my coat, which was a little weird. That cost…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent

So first of all, this is a bikini club, which means that the dancers are not buck naked, but rather wear bikinis/thongs/g-strings/whatever. So keep that in mind and if it's not your thing don't bother.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

My visit

Hit or miss with me here. But there are naked women everywhere,, so it's a hit. I usually go on the weekends with the boys and waste money on buying lap dances for one another.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Arrived in town early Monday morning. I wasn't feeling well so I just laid around my hotel room. I thought about calling a black OTC I had used often in the past but…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Attractive young lady

Checking Block clubs and took a look inside Pussycat and found about 8 girls and another dancing. Bar is close to stage so I got a good luck and Allison was dancing. Young, sexy and…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Late Friday night visit

In town, stopped by chicas locas, wasn't feeling how crazy busy it was, so stopped by here. Parking/Valet was expensive, so we parked the rental across the street in the empty parking lot in…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This place sucks.

Stopped in around 8:45 on a Friday night. Paid $8 to park up front since I was in a new Corvette. Free parking is available farther in back. Paid. $15 cover and the…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Easily the most ghetto club in town

As the title says this is by far the most ghetto club in town. It's located in the worst block of the the worst street in north Seattle, you enter through a run down porn…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Princess rules

Stopped by after a phils game...place was pretty dead. Luckily for me, I spotted princess shortly after sitting at the bar. She was looking as good as ever. We chatted for a…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Not the best anymore but extras easy to get.

Perfect Ten certainly has hotter babes working. This has women of all shapes and varieties. I was quoted $100 for the night tongonto vip, but when he found out I was alone he…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Big club

It's truly as big as it's been advertised, but almost too big. I like the beautiful women, the only downfall was that the women were so busy, I couldn't get to asking for a…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Interesting concept

As others have described this is a little different set up. You walk in and the girls are in little phone booths. You pay a dollar to talk with them (you should actually…

911 Aurora

Moscow, Russia

When in Russia ....

Was in Moscow for work, and decided to go clubbing one day, and hit the "Night Flight" bar the second night. I took a taxi from my hotel to the club. It was fairly easy…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Great place for Brazillian Girls that Deliver

Been here numerous time over the past 20 years, and it's always been well worth it. I love Brazillian women and this place's dancer supply is predominantly Brazillian with a couple White and Black hoodrat…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Love the new hours.

Decided to make the trip up last weekend. Typical visit. No surprises. Dancer quality was better than previous visits. I was pretty drunk that night and went there as it was a good place for…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

After work trip

Stopped by after work. Had a pass so it was 5 bucks to get in. They unfortunately got rid of the free drinks so they give you a ticket for the first drink and then…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

No pretense

My last review was on Jan 2015 and I'm pretty sure that was my last time here. Been meaning to make a return sooner than this b/c of all the high mileage reviews but it hasn't…

Top of Gainesville

Gainesville, Georgia

Nonsmoking & attractive strippers but everything else about this place is mostly bad

I've been to this place 3 times. IMO it's not worth much more than a 15 minutes drive, but it might be okay if you're in Gainesville or Flowery Branch or similarly close. (Or maybe…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Better trip this time around.

Another NYC night, another stop at Rick's. Club was busy but not yet packed for a Thursday night (think we arrived around 9). Mandatory coat check. Friend of mine ordered bottle service…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Rocky Mountain Low

In the middle of a 6 state trip, so decided to try Willie'so as it had a 3.5 rating here. Club is a typical layout, but a big negative is not much privacy for lappers.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Mid-tier club - doable dayshift but bit better nightshift

I have reviewed this club b/f thus will not get into the club layout details – for club layout details refer to my January 8, 2016 Booby Trap review. As a brief description the…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Best managed club in a long time

To begin with, I have to say that I have been to all the best known clubs in the country since I travel for business and enjoyed the hobby for a long time. I was…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Must have been a bad day

Mons has been a favorite club of mine from the first time I stepped into it. Every time I make a trip to Tampa I make sure to set aside time to visit. While it…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another good visit

Been to Hip Hugger last Saturday, got there around 9pm left around 2am. Place didn't seem to be too busy, but the private dance area was packed, had to wait in line a couple times.…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Great Time at the Slipper

Great time at the Silver Slipper Saloon a few weeks ago. A few friends and I were looking for a place to hang out for another friend's birthday. We decided to go to the Silver…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

ATL DIvebar

I had an enjoyable time on a Saturday afternoon at this laid back dive bar. There was ample parking and also no cover charge. Not too many customers and only a handful of dancers at…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Patriot Day Quickie

Was driving from Boston back to Conneicut after Red Sox game on a Monday afternoon (after patriots day game and marathon Monday). Had to stop for a bathroom break on 84 so I decided to…

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OT: how long do u stay at a job ?

I can't seam to keep one past 3 or 4 years...5 at max What about you guys

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Favorite broke my PL heart

Stopped by one of my regular SC’s to spend time with a favorite. This honey and I have known each other for about a year and have spent a lot of time together doing ITC and OTC fun.…

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Sex Trafficking.

I just watched this liberal documentary on sex trafficking. And I'm high. Which means that I feel very liberal. This documentary claimed that almost every sex worker is trafficked in some sense. They focused on prostitution but occasionally…

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I miss porn

I miss porn. About a month ago I decided to stop all porn. I cheated a few times but only briefly. But tonight I desperately want to watch some of my favorites. There are so many. But…

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Another ball-less PL allowing himself to be intimidatetd and ripped-off by a ROB

From a recent review of Baby Dolls Dallas: "... I usually go in during the day but decided to go at night. I went last night around 10:30 and paid the $7 and once inside there were a lot of clients…

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Off Topic: Warren Zevon

I was joking around in another thread and posted a link to Warren's song Lawyers Guns and Money then took a moment to search a little more about him and it struck me that it's been almost 13 years since…

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How to have sex: stick your special thing in there but

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3601394/First-kiss-Man-finds-little-boy-s-three-point-note-sex-GRADE-dance-recital-advice-including-stick-special-thing-butt-enjoy.html

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New York amazing lap dances

I went in a strip club in nyc last week it's really good and I saw a beautiful white girl dancing on stage built perfect nice long legs and big 8 inch black stiletto heels she had on !…

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For you whale guys...

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Intense lap dances stories

I use to know a dancer that was a smokin hot Mexican girl real nice didnt smoke or drink and real exotic looking . Well she known me from coming in the club and ever since day 1 her…

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Lunchtime nookie

Especially on a Friday. Just what I needed to start the weekend. However, having one girl suck your cock while the other is sitting on your face at the same time, is not *quite* as hot as having those things happen…

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Full support for LGBT ?

I just wanted to state I am in full agreement with the LGBT movement. Liquor, Guns, Bacon and Titties. What's not to love? And my apologies in advance to Lopaw, although I believe she will appreciate the humor as intended.

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MilkShakes ? Fuck that's Delicious

https://youtu.be/BUxQeY2xmH0 Action Bronson/ juicebox antics

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Detroit question related to the meetup

I'm sure everybody has the Detroit meet up weekend (June 16-18) on their calendars. I'm clubbing for three straight nights, although we will soon choose one night to have an official meet up at flight club. I'm making plane and…

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Are you for real CaraLynn87?

TUSCL gets a lot of weird old guys that pretend to be young women. We had a guy pretend to be an 18 year old that liked to have sex with geezers. Squawk! So I'm just curious if you're for real.…

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Maybe she'll be a stripper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600521/High-school-girl-caught-camera-having-sex-multiple-boys-girls-bathroom-campus-school-hours.html

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Yes, you can be fired for being too hot

This is my biggest fear. http://nypost.com/2016/05/19/yes-you-can-be-fired-for-being-too-hot/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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South Melbourne strip club hit in daylight drive-by shooting

How do you do a drive-by shooting when you're upside down? http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/south-melbourne-strip-club-hit-in-daylight-driveby-shooting-20160520-gp01ah.html

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Professional, Quality, & Safe

Security is the best I've seen. No 'special tricks' allowed. Dancers feel safe and are treated very well, and trouble is kept out. Diverse 7-10s girls, who respond well to nice treatment. Give them a…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Not the same as it used to be

Been a frequent visitor of this DD Toms River for about a few years now... There was a time when patrons needed to show ID which was then scanned and a copy was kept by…

The Flame

Houston, Texas

A surprising time.

At first, it was what I expected. A run down club with a mix of black dancers and a nearly exclusively black clientele. I was the only white person in the club.…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Did not like this place

The place was dirty and the girls were not pretty at all. A bunch of older men there and obviously the girls knew them because they were talking to them the whole time.…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Bachelor Party

Was in Pensacola for a bachelor party and we went to Babe's after going to another strip club earlier in the day. It's a lot nicer on the inside than I thought it would be.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First Time Return Visit in a Year

Back in Detroit and thought I'd give this place a try vs my usual stop off at the Criket or Landing Strip. Arrived at around 9:30 a do had do the mandatory valet parking…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Idk about this place

I went here before of got uptight, and it wasn't the best place to go to. Some of the girls were cool. OK lap dances. But you could tell the pretty ones had kids from…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Fucking love this place

Yep, this is one of my favorite strip clubs in the entire State. I hadn't been here in a while, but it never fails to make me happy. I prefer to go in the afternoons,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I prefer the night than day shifts

I usually go in during the day but decided to go at night. I went last night around 10:30 and paid the $7 and once inside there were a lot of clients and dancers talking.…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

First Time at PP

I had 3 hours to kill on a Thursday afternoon. I was sick of going to the Cheetah's Thurday day shift because I have been going there way to often for my "weekday getaway" (no…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Not Bad For A Night On The Town

I found this diamond in the rough when I was staying in Ontario, California for the weekend. It was 12:00ish on a Friday night and I was bored of the hotel, so I figured "might…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

A little pleasant surprise

The Commonwealth of Virginia is generally known as a strip club desert. The DC area is basically known as a lapdance wasteland, though i have yet to try the place in Springfield which gets…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Nice place to chill

It's been a couple of months since I last came to No. 5. Had a few hours to kill during lunch, was in the area, and stopped on by. Parking nearby during the…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

This is the best club I've...

This is the best club I've been to in El Paso since I moved here a month ago but I gotta say I love it. Ive been to Montana hideaway and cabaret but those clubs…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

new upscale nude club

This was converted from a topless club (Down in Texas) last month and has been fully renovated. It is owned by Rick's Cabaret which also owns the Rick's topless club across the freeway and the nude…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Friday night at Outhouse Lawrence

Well as the say goes, its located in the middle on no where.... The entry price isn't bad it's $10 for 7 days basically. We reached around 10:00 pm, there were some 10 guys and…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Visiting a bartender friend and had a great time

I stopped into Emporer's for the first time to visit my friend Samantha who was bartending. I was pleasantly surprised at how nice and clean this club was compared to clubs in the same area.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

One dollar flash dances

I stopped by P10 for one of my favorite strip club events. The Friday 1pm flash dance. For those who don't know, this is when the club gets all (or most depending…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Good with a group

Was out with about 8 people when we decided we wanted to go to a strip club. Plenty of parking in a well lit lot. Women now pay a cover too, they used to…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

It's one thing to hear about Detroit-area strip clubs, and another to experience it.

Negotiating for a "private dance" here was the most direct, open to possibilities, and low-hassle experience I've ever had in a strip club. Over a couple of visits, I have found the dancers on shift…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Same ole, same ole

Not a lot has changed with the place. Ended up seeing the very busty Char, is a little on the older side with a decent shape with some pleasently firm boobs that appear to…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

Old faithful

You really can't complain with this club. You can go right next door for the mixed drinks. Cover charge as usual. Not a whole lot has changed since my last review. I went with a…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Bad experience turned good

I went on Thursday afternoon initially when I got there I was approached by Sadie think that was her name and she wanted me to buy her a drink she wasn't my type and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Too Many Girls Next Door

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in general and small…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Just horrible

I was bored on this Thursday and decided to make a drive from Akron to Cleveland and check out a few clubs. Amber's was one of my few stop I made this trip. Also the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another quick happy ending

Got to the club early afternoon, looking for a quick happy ending. As soon as I sat down, the dancer who is the best at what I'm looking for sat down before I could…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Stopped into X4B on a Thursday...

Stopped into X4B on a Thursday after a 6 month hiatus from the joint. The entry process was the same ridiculousness with the drivers license and photo. Scanning my license isn't a big deal and…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another great time with one of my all time favorites

Was returning from an out of town business trip, and decided to see if my favorite PT's dancer was working. She was, and she came over immediately. Asked her if she was still…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Three fun trips

The doctor made three house calls over the last few weeks, with various degrees of fun. At the first stop, I encountered Samantha, with sandy blond hair and plentiful titties. She was outstanding and I…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

Average in most respects.

I don't get to this area very often, so am not a regular here. Last time in the area I stopped by. The club is easy to find. Area looks safe and well kept. the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Classy Club!

Previously,I did not like this club as I just didn't feel the vibe in here like other COI clubs.But,recently I am beginning to like this place,especially on Wednesday and Friday nights.The staff as usual is…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

outhouse

Like two other popular Lawrence clubs, the Outhouse can be difficult to find, especially with construction of the South Lawrence Trafficway shutting down one access road from K-10. Those who navigate the maze to the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Manager standing over my shoulder?

Headed to the Fauntleroy ferry terminal at about 9:45 I saw a line of cars sitting on the West Seattle bridge from 99 and thought I'd maybe just find somewhere to sit back and wait…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Another day, another club to visit :)

It's been awhile since I stopped by this club. The parking lot is huge and well lit. The club is on the dark side but isn't bad. There were roughly 6 or…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

OK experience.. there are better local clubs

I used to visit SR due to the fact that it is very close to where I live. I never had an issue finding a parking spot although they do provide valet. The ambiance is…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A new place for me, it's OK

The Criket Club sits off Michigan Ave. in Dearborn. You enter and the bar is to your right. I always sit at a club's bar, it gives me a chance to check out the…

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Phoenix Meet Up

I plan on being in the Phoenix area during Memorial Day weekend and was wondering if any of you were going to be out the way and wanted to meet up? I don't have any club(s) in mind just…

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San Jose street action?

I understand that San Jose (and San Francisco) has no good club action. So is there any place to look for good street action?

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Carolina reaper

Has anyone ever tried this? Hotest thing ever... https://youtu.be/565QyNFC4Wk

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The hottest thing I can possibly imagine

Weed just figured this out I want the DS to make love to the DC. Just the thought of it makes my dick so hard. They would really like each other. Actually the DS recommended the DC for…

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Tuscl Mascot

Tuscl needs a mascot. I vote for a blue whale in an all white three piece suit. It could make for a funny shirt or jersey and could be an inside joke among members.

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Prime age for looks

I'm 25 now, soon to be to 26. I was thinking about when people are past their prime when it comes to looks. I think I still look pretty good, but I think I looked a little better when I…

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Housekeeper Edition

Hazel, Alice, Aunt Bea

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Juicebox has a making turkey sliders video on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAWfe4uXelo

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John Smith has a YouTube page giving legal advice

https://youtu.be/rMhhBm_3riA

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your welcome

i was a precocious kid. my pappy was telling me about jimmie hendrix and lemmy from his rockin vickars days so i had an idea so good i had to share it. my pappy called up his good buddy micky…

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Stripper high heels

Do u think the heels strippers wear are sexy ? Some of them wear 9 inch stilettos and look so sexy in them

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Stripper body language

I notice lots of strippers sit with their legs crossed and flex their leg up in the air and move their foot in circles . Have u noticed this ?

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Lap dance bump and grind death

Do u think it's possible a stripper could bump and grind a guy to death during a lap dance . I've had some intense grinding and I've seen how a lot of strippers grind hard and do it non…

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Second Shot w/ Viagra

Have any of you tried the little blue pill to be able to go a second round more quickly? I've never needed or taken anything like that before. Talking about a recovery period of less than an hour or two.…

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Atlanta 4:00 AMer

While Shadowcat is on the mend, found this: http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/strip-club-patrons-wanted-in-fatal-shooting-that-c/nrN6G/

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Do you have a problem with strippers?

Do you guys have any pet peeves regarding strippers? What was your worst encounter with a stripper? What was your best encounter and what made you tip more? Im a new dancer who wants to learn from other ladies mistakes.

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Traveling Stripper

So I currently attend school in VA and was thinking about dancing in Maryland.... Virginia's strip clubs are trash (in my opinion). The bikini rule and lack of quality dancers is a recipe for a lack of money in strip clubs.…

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Important hypothetical question

Let's call the guy in our hypothetical some generic name like John. And to make Nina mad, let's say this John and the MILF in this story are both in their late 40s. This guy regularly fucks gorgeous strippers and…

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PL WARNING

It's been some time since I have felt emotions for des bitches, but this one lady of Da night's has captured my thoughts, passions and lust. I polished off a few nights ago with my new muse of my imagination and…

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Dealing with Racist Strippers

I was in the club the other night and approached a good-looking dancer. After some small talk, I took her up on a couple of lapdances to test the waters, and it turns out that the waters were pretty fantastic.…

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Throwback Thursday

https://WWW.tuscl.net/post read.php?PID=7481

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Married PL - Understanding Wife

Ok. She doesn't want to see or hear details, but I don't have to hide a thing I do from her either. There are rules, and they are few and clear and simple and sensible. It takes…

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Trump having the gaul to look at Beauty contest participants

NY Times recently posted the Trump was a misogynist for daring to actually look a Miss America contestants for their physical beauty. Imagine that a beauty pageant the looks a the physical beauty of the girl.

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Too Much Information.

Do you ever feel like you're getting loaded with too much info and never can catch up? I woke up this morning to: Work email account - 6 emails Personal email account - 20 emails Email account that I use to buy…

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Fair Game?

So, if the atf hasn't done right by me, but she has gotten demanding bc she's in a jam, and she starts extorting me by telling me about offers she's been getting, and she's not responding to texts, and I…

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Trial starts for Portland, Gresham strip club family operators accused in tax-ch

"A federal prosecutor promised two things to the jurors seated before him: By week's end, they'd become experts in how strip clubs are run and they'd hear more than they probably could stand about income tax returns" http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/05/trial_starts_for_portland_gres.html

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The Sysrem

I read this and while I think it is valid, I really didn't learn anything new. I usually go business casual bc that's how I dress if I'm not on a jobsite. Sometimes I'll go straight from a job…

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OT another NBA topic, Warriors mop Thunder in game 2

Not a close game. I was at work during it (as much as I wanted to stay home and watch I just recorded that shit) and watched what I could at work while trying to hustle... Turns out I could…

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How to dance if you're from the UK

I'm visiting Phoenix and Vegas in the Fall from England and want to dance during my visit. Is it possible to get hired as a dance anywhere in AZ or Las Vegas if you're not a citizen? Thanks…

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Shakira Sex Tapes

Came across "Shakira sex tape" while watching Pornhub. Now I know Shakira is a sexy singer/dancer from Colombian with Lebanese father and has many sexy and nude pictures that are authentic. But not sure if the videos are indeed her…

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it is hard being the most interesting person in the world

title says it all

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Deja vu

And not the club... Do you ever go to the same bar only to see the same dam fools sitting on the exact same bar stools every time you go there, no matter what the day of the week? I am about…

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common believes that are incorrect about the strip club

Myth : no sex in the strip club Fact: sex is had in every club if not inside it will be on the outside Myth: Strippers do not date custies Fact: strippers and customore relationships do develop not always but some can and…

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Just saw a strip club commercial during the NHL playoffs...

It was for Cheetah's in San Diego, where I'm at. Strange. Yes, it showed a blonde with huge tits

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How Life Should Be:

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/models/news/a15690/bella-hadid-red-dress-the-unknown-girl-premiere-cannes/ SJG

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I'm afraid

I'm "hiding out" in the Tootsies sportsbar called Knockers - came to see the GS/OKC games that starts at 9 but got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover. I'm "hiding out" in the sportsbar b/c for…

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That awkward moment...

...when that cute girl you just friended on your "alternate" Facebook account, with a dozen or so mutual friends, most of whom are confirmed escorts and/or strippers, turns out to be the mostly estranged wife of one your daughter's good

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Louisiana to Raise Stripper Age to 21

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/05/18/louisiana-raises-stripper-age-to-21.html

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Money Back

Have any of you ever had a dancer give you some of your money back once you had already given it to her and it was already in her purse? My CF likes to hang with me in the…

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Raleigh, NC - Club advice

Decided to take a road trip from Pinehurst and head to Raleigh any advice on any clubs to visit tonight Wednesday - Thanks!

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Limp Dick

I'm mid thirties and shouldn't be having problems with erectile dysfunction but I am. I hardly get morning wood and no longer get aroused from porn or strip clubs. During a lap dance, I might get a weak erection but it does…

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Detroit News: Police: Man used fake $100 bill for lap dance

From Detroit News: Police: Man used fake $100 bill for lap dance Stephen C. Gidcumb, 32, kept counterfeit equipment, money in parents basement, authorities said. http://detne.ws/1TmjQ3J Why are you still living at home with your parents?…

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Stripper keeps bailing on meeting OTC - what to do?

Hello all, First time poster to this site, I recently met a dancer who I am getting a great vibe from and great dances from - we have exchanged numbers and know each other's real names - I have seen her…

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what's Rong wit dem young and beutifur stripperz

I'm a heavyweight and from time to time I find young strippers ask me out for legit dates and relationships I really don't understand this Some say I'm a funny, confident and handsome for being so heavily Maybe I just understand ppl and…

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Biggest slut

What stripper is the biggest slut you've ever known? Why? Mine is the blow job queen. She tells me stories of all the guys dicks she has sucked. Like the first time in middle school she did her boyfriend…

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Bikini fails

https://youtu.be/bg-CjO5GbFw

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Juice crew home videos

https://youtu.be/wiabY5Lvj2Y

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Stripper web - PL Enlightenment

I had seen this referenced here before. I figured of course there are forums for every pursuit under the sun. I just spent well over an hour there. This is evil in its purest form.…

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ATF

I was talking to a favorite girl during a visit about a week ago to my favorite club. She had stated that another girl hadn't been to work in about three months. I was disappointed because I was hoping to visit with…

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Dupont Strip Club Patron Flashes Knife at Dancer He Wanted ‘Upstairs’

Stripping is a dangerous profession. https://www.borderstan.com/2016/05/17/dupont-strip-club-patron-flashes-knife-at-dancer-he-wanted-upstairs/

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Florida cop who beat up handcuffed strip club worker left unconscious woman unat

What kind of man beats a handcuffed woman? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-strip-club-worker-beaten-unconscious-left-unattended-article-1.2639933

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Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, Shit.

Shit. I fucked up. Again. Actually it was the little head and weed who did it. But, as usual, their crap blows right back on me. Here's what they did. I'm fucking the DC/MILF. She's in the midst of her…

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General Election

I am tired of hearing about all of the candidates. I wish they would all just go away.

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TUSCL Gurus, Thank You!

The sharing of your wisdom has been most helpful in preserving my sanity and saving me from wandering the streets aimlessly, talking to myself, yelling at the wind and arguing with birds. What I have learned so far, here…

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Mixing politics & porn

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/conservative-congressional-candidate-mike-webb-porn-habits/

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Are you the grandpa?

I drove my CF Jenna and her toddler to enroll him in day care (Jenna does not own a car). The day care lady showed us around the facility, explaining the features of their operation. As Jenna asked…

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ATF Says I Need to do More - Pt.2

Mexican standoff. (no offense). She says I need to do more. In the real world (I realize the irony here) if an employee is up for a raise, there is an evaluation to determine whether or not an increase…

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Something for Everyone

Watching Jeopardy! tonight It's a celebrity news edition. And there's something for everyone. Anderson Cooper for SJG A hot Lara Logan for the rest of us And a token black guy

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was this guy a TUSCL member?

Lol. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/17/lap-dance-counterfeit-bill/84511402/

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Anybody heard from Rech lately????

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2016/05/17/novi-driver-pot-taco-bell/84482708/

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were you there?

were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so. were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so. were you there when i made prince his…

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Daenerys Targaryen nude in Game of Thrones

A very hot scene in the latest episode of Game of Thrones as Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) walks through fire. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3593293/Emilia-Clarke-reacts-spectacular-fiery-nude-scene-Game-Thrones-saying-ain-t-no-body-double.html?ito=social-facebook

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TMZ pic of Charlotte McKinney leaving a nightclub

Chick is not shy about showing what she's working with - damn - what a cleavage: http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/12/charlotte-mckinney-boobs-photo/

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Roller Coaster ride

I just broke up with my stripper GF, it had a lot of ups and downs like a roller coaster. I think every guy should experience dating a stripper, but I don't think I'll do it again. That is all.

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A great pic of a hot girl on the beach.....

While Crazyjoe and Juice blow up the bathroom on the pier..... http://staticvosf5b.lavozdelinterior.com.ar/sites/default/files/galeria_multimedia/pose-2.jpg

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Attributes of a Grade A Hustler

I've heard of guys buying strippers cars, paying their rent, paying for their boob job, buying them houses etc. I would like to think the guys are at least getting sex out of it (some of them aren't). If they're…

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My kind of video game!

I am going to max prestige the HELL outta this game!!! https://www.vg247.com/2016/05/16/doom-reviews-round-up-all-the-scores/

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When will they make one for stripper to men conversations?

http://www.boredpanda.com/real-time-translator-ear-waverly-labs/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Course, it's fairly easy: Stripper: Hi, how are you? Tran: I want your money. Stripper: You're cute. Tran: I want your money. Stripper: You are so nice to talk to. Tran: Bailing on your cheap ass. ...

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And women say men can't be trusted...

http://i.imgur.com/vNgOyGq.jpg

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San Jose Gay

Doooood. Thank you for you interest. However, I feel inclined to let you know that I like pussy, and, I enjoy pussy, and, by the way, I love pussy.

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If you found porn on your mom's computer...

Would you watch it to see what she is into?