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well certainly I agree with other posts here that the layout of this club is really perfect! to look at it from the outside, it isn't nearly as impressionable as Super Sexe's big neon sign that must have cost a penny. but those clubs are for American visitors. and that's great I've been there before and it isn't the worst club in the city of MTL, but I'm not one to act a different part. I'm Canadian and I know what I should be able to expect out of Canadian clubs...trust me you don't wanna see the majority of U.S. clubs - way too many rules and very little bang for your buck. so the great thing about Kingdom is that, like Kamasutra, it's more a locals club than a visiting New Yorker's club. Frist off, you go thru a metal detector (which seems real) as you enter the club. Perhaps a bit much but anyway all knives and glocks are checked at the door lol. they have seating which is ACTUALLY QUITE COMFORTABLE!! somehow this seems rare at many establishments. Kingdom has these big red lounge chairs that make you feel right at home. some big plastic trees too but just trust me it works. I've always liked their giant cement Lion Heads at the steps to enter the stage - very nice way to bring out your inner Lion grrr ... the standards of the club are yes, in many cases, to allow tatted up dancers here - but there are also really nice dancers here. seems like there's a number of lesbians in the mix too but so what if they love each other, that just makes their coming to work that much more fun! Had a waitress full on suck one of the dancers breasts as a way of just saying "hi" while delivering drinks in the LD area which was my kind of commorodery! sure wish I could do that! anyway in years past the dances here were quite liberal...I did give a dancer a rimjob here once for an agreed sum bc I become RECKLESS around necked women lol I shouldn't be doing that but I guess my babyface hides what a dirty fuck I truly am once my juices are stimulated.. The girls here are actually pretty smart. They realize that taking extra time to actually be your friend makes them that much more approachable and good for return business. girls here will happily go outside for a smoke with you and treat you like a buddy..an all-in-the-family approach which really puts you, as a patron, at ease. THE STAGE IS HUGE AND ALLOWS FOR GIRLS WITH ACTUAL POLE TRICKS TO PERFORM IF THEY WANNA! The seating is all around the stage, and they blow dry ice most nights and truly make the dancers look quite glamorous which can be tough to do with just your high heels on :=) One of the Rules here is that the girls MUST lose their panties by their final song! I was talking to a girl who had the manager come right up to us and CHEW HER OUT for not getting fully necked by her last song. my kind of management! the bouncers stay out of your way here. it's a cozy atmosphere. the girls will come around (most of them) but aren't too pushy. The music list is always suitable even some hard rock songs which fit here. The drawback is that this club isn't exactly cheap. The shooters girls are pretty persistent and the dances here cost you double than other clubs per song, so you can easily blow 4 or 5 bills here. Personally, that's fine with me but I club every now and then, not 2X/week. and there are two LD areas where one is $15/song and the other is $20/song. Just do the $20 dances man. No point pissing off the girl over an extra $5 I say. I have been able to suck on titties here and even more in the past as per above, but for most guys who don't put in the time chatting up the girls and buying them drinks and letting them know you got bills burning a hole in your pocket, for most other customers squeezing is probably as far as you will get here...ass and titty squeeze is still pretty good though, no? I've been here some nights where its the B-side girls, but when you come on the right night and the A's show up it's like bang bang one babe after another on stage and you can do the $5-$20 bill in your teeth and lie on the stage thing here (where they find creative ways to take that bill) no problem. Mostly white girls here...Thank Ghod. But that's really the same in most MTL clubs. some blondes.brunnettes, .a few Russians..and a great vibe! very spacious club and I consistently see female patrons come here in groups also mostly to have a few drinks and hang out before going out late somewhere or maybe they love women nekked much as I do! WELCOME LADIES!! Cover is $8 and I think they have a mandatory coat check so don't brink your nicest jacket lol. Great Place the Girls make this place really fun and they are definitely smoking'' Hot !!
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