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Negative attention

I was just having fun and being real as the instructions suggest. Yet, I get attacked. Let's see. I have been accused of writing club ads for my favorite club and for also being a BR PL. Better to be fake like most…

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i'll just leave this here

https://twitter.com/RiffRaff1971/status/746750167110541312

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A pic of Dr. PhilDOT...

He hasn't changed much since he was Zipman and Slaux.pas..... http://www.richardcriste.com/poop.jpg

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strippers with tattooees on da face

yes or no

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Ever just hand all your money over to a Dancer

well that's what happen to me last night. yep dancer made me LDK so good I just handed all my cash over didn't even count it. yes I over paid fo sho but that lil momma was worth it

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Strippers with Green Hair or Blue

yes or no ? if not what un natural color do you like ?

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Amber Rayne dies of cocaine

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-amber-rayne-cocaine-overdose-20160624-snap-story.html Adult film actress Amber Rayne died of a cocaine overdose this spring in her Los Angeles home, coroner’s officials confirmed on Friday. The adult film performer’s April 2 death in her Sun Valley residence was also determined to be an accident,…

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Best kissing experience in the strip club

What has been your best kissing experience ITC? For me most times I've been kissed, it's just been a peck on the lips. One time though my CF during a lapdance (a couple of weeks ago), leaned in and starting kissing me,…

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Moves that Dancers do to get you Hard

my fav is when they flip upside down in your lap and shove that pussy right in your face. damn boys just smelling it turns me on

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Nothing hotter than when you know your stripper knows your about to cum and she

last night had this stripper work me over for a solid 30 min. she was very responsive to my dick. what made me cum extra hard and tip a lot more extra cash is I noticed when I was getting…

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If you like guns you will love this...

Glock 19 vs spray paint cans.. ooooooh noooooo, what will happen? https://youtu.be/B7pInRhHfGU

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Effect of Brexit on the clubs

Will this mean fewer east Europeans in the UK clubs because now they need a work visa? No more nice English girls in the clubs on the continent? Will a gin & tonic cost more on the Reeperbahn? Also I think…

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Tv show Botched

Is it always about breast reconstruction? One girl is an exotic dancer. Former surgeon messed up her boobs with his procedure. Another group are twins. They want everything the same, exactly the same, including their tits. Picky picky. Never seen the show before.

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TUSCL: The library for the new millennium

I have learned so much on TUSCL. I would have never heard of Action Bronson if it weren't for TUSCL He's an interesting cat. Has a Jewish mother but was raised Muslim. He's a chef and a rapper.…

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OT: little 4got = good doggie!

I got little 4got's nails ground down at the groomer's yesterday. When I went to get the little guy back the groomer told me he was a good dog! She said that dachshund's sometimes bite without warning but he just…

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Trying not to be a butthurt PL

As a long time strip club chump I realize that I can not avoid some level of pathetic loser-ness. I always try to avoid becoming one of the most pathetic strains of strip club loser though: the "BR" (butthurt…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Better then last time

So I decided to give this place another chance and was much happier this time. Maybe it was just the time I went last time however there were actually cars in the parking lot this…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

Awesome

This strip club was an incredible experience. I'm new to the bay, and with a slight cover, I've found my place of choice. The girls are a bit chubby, but will do a lot of…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Good ol Sasnak

I went back to Sasnak for the first time in months, on a Saturday afternoon. There was only one dancer ready when I got there, apparently there were 2 more in the back but I…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Fun time with Latina dancers

Always try and stop here whenever I have to work in Houston. Every time I have gone there is always a large number of dancers available. English may be a barrier, but since…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Return to the Gold Club

Haven't been here in a half dozen years. Hotel room key still gets you in for free. Club has been totally remodeled since my last time several years ago. Now the restrooms are just to…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Russian dancer rocked me like Leningrad

I'm out this way dropping off my folks at the airport. To decompress I came here on a Friday about 10pm. Surprised at the lack of men but the fine quality of the ladies!…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

GO DURING THE WEEK

The best time to go is during the week on the afternoon . I went in a Tuesday around 5pm and my money really went a long way. 5 dollars per lap dance and if…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

piggy wiggle happy all the way home

first time out at this club and I must say I enjoyed myself. the parking on the outside looked very clean and safe. on the inside it looked very relaxed and like some one had…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

As I mentioned in an earlier...

As I mentioned in an earlier post, this has always been - for me, at least - a visually pleasing experience, and not one where I expect anything really good to happen. Last trip to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Umamerican as hell!!!!!!

I came there about 9pm....... all was good I had my beer I bought one lap dance and I bought the dancers a couple drinks. Than toward the end of the night the bitch…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

In before it closes on Sunday

After a subpar experience at Club Paradise, wound up on Freemont & decided to visit before the club closes. No cover, but a 2 drink minimum. The vibe of the club is relaxed & couple…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First visit to Scores, I'm not sure why I waited so long.

I’ve gone to a number of Baltimore clubs, mostly outside of downtown. The couple of times I tried downtown clubs I was sadly disappointed. So, I never got around to trying Scores. It’s not on…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Pricey, but lots of pretty girls

We stopped by late at night on a Saturday. There is no parking fee, the door man told us to park across the street. The atmosphere was nice, but the place wasn't as crowded as…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Ultimately it was a good time

I walked in for the first time just to see how this club was. The door sticks so you really have to pull on it sometimes. I paid the cover fee and sat…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

review

Went by on a Sunday night. The club's been promoting schoolgirl theme Sundays. Less than half of the girls were in school girl outfits. They were also promoting a raffle special, and you would get a…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Not worth it

I've been wanting for a while to try out Tucson's only nude club. I arrived one night just after their 8pm opening but was told there were no dancers in the house at that time,…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Remains unchanged...

This place has been unchanged for over a decade, back when my buddies and I would sneak in in high school. The girls are friendlier than the other club in town, but on the…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

It's ok

Went to this club about a month ago, I actually haven't been here in years prior. Nothing has changed at all really. The girls are still pretty hot but your money doesn't really go a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Recent visitThe

I know this is a personal thing but I just don't like the fact the 95% of the girls are covered in tattoos. I don't find them sexy at all. Having vented on that issue…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

be careful, con artist

I have been to this club several time, mostly with good experience except for my last visit! Management is super nice. As for my last visit, BE CAREFUL, New girl named Brazil, slim about…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Reconnaissance

The good 'ole days of the strip club experience are GONE. I visited E.I., 2’ o’clock Club, and Fuego Friday night just to see if there was any new talent. I haven’t been to a…

Two O'Clock Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A damn shame, Trinidad

Don’t waste your time coming here. The music is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too loud to enjoy yourself. And Management WON’T turn it down. Smh. Trust me, I know… I asked them to and nothing happened. The club…

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

A Club That Time Forgot

I decided to make a return trip to the middle of nowhere to visit this club. I've visited the club twice in the last two years, as it's gone downhill since I started going there…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Interesting club

This was my second time at this club. It's located in a remote industrial area near the airport. I arrived around 6:45, and when it's sunny outside it's such a contrast when you walk in…

King Of Diamonds

Miami, Florida

Fun Time

Physical appearance of this club is probably the best you're ever going to see. The girls , probably the best assortment you'll find around these parts. What was weird was that there were more regular…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Make America Great Again

This club is becoming hit or miss. All the old favorites like Mocha, Fancy, Brick House, Uniqua (Unique), and others are no longer here. I was here around 1:30am. It was crowded as I expected.…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Still a good time

Came in on a Tuesday evening and enjoyed the laid back vibe. A few oldsters just drinking cheap beers at the bar, a few young bros shooting pool over in the corner, and about a…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Nobody home, really

This place is kind of nearby for me. I've been here a bunch of times but never, ever really had a good time. Clubs change over time, and you never know what might…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Dime bags spirit lives on!

I was in Dallas for a week and found out this club was owned by Pantera members! As a metal fan I had to go! As a female I got in free, always a…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Pricey, but guaranteed good time

Very high-end club on east side of Manhattan, with mandatory coat check. All guests get a host assigned, mine was friendly and very helpful in navigating the club. Seats avail with a view of the…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

The change

My wife and I will on occasion have a night out at the club for a change of pace and a little fun and games with the girls. I find that the girls enjoy…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

eye candy

I don't get to this club often, maybe twice a year. Most of my visits to the clubs are in the afternoon. But I was in Tucson arouns 10pm and decided to take a look.…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Is anybody home?

Went to Cheeque's mid afternoon on a Wednesday. Place was absolutely empty. There was one older patron siting at the bar, one dancer at the bar simply paying full attention to her phone,…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in years and from the out dated reviews, I wasn't sure what to expect. At one time this was more or less the go-to club in Jax since the…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Fun Place

Came here last saturday with a few friends. We arrived around 11pm. The club itself is pretty nice. They have a bar when you first come in, then there are 3 stages…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

Another great visit at Tootsies. Tootsies is a place that you just can't go wrong. All the girls in my opinion are beautiful. Expensive as hell but still very beautiful. I arrived on a Tuesday…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Surprisingly Sedate

The Basics: $40 cover, $15 during 'Happy Hour' (there is two of them, one early, one from 7-9 I think?) Fully Nude so... No Alcohol $20 Bikini dances $40 Topless $60 Nude I stopped in Friday evening at just before 9 to…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to chicas bonitas on...

I went to chicas bonitas on an afternoon and clearly the best thing he has going for it as cheap beer. Very friendly girls to most or least half that I talk to were…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sunday evening

Stopped by Sunday evening after the finals. I haven't been in a while. I used to be a regular. I showed up and was immediately given a pat down. I asked what was up with…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Still a Great Place

Magic Lantern is an old favorite. It's been around forever, and hasn't changed much. I was there on a Thursday. The bar was pretty full, but not too much attention being paid to the girls.…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Nice place

The club is a very nice club 6 dollars at the door unless your military or a woman but must be accompanied by a man. The clubs layout is on with three stages one to…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Would Pass Next Time

Came here because they had a guest pornstar dancing that night. Came on a Friday night around midnight. The girls are somewhat pushy but they tend to leave you alone after a while. Most of…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

whoah

hi guys, I went there about 5 pm Tuesday. the place is retro to the eights with main stage . I think ther are 3 small vip areas but the curtain does not cover…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

Indy

I was in Lafayette on business and was thinking about hitting 1 of the only 2 clubs that seem to be in the area, but knew it most likely wouldn't be worth my time.…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Walked by on a Thursday night....

Walked by on a Thursday night. There was a hostess at the desk outside but she was busy talking to someone so I just walked right in without paying cover. She probably thought I was…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

My go-to spot

Because it's relatively close to where I live I frequent AJ's a lot. Typically it's hit or miss with me. The reason I like to go back is because no experience is the same for…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

club 390

I use to visit this club quite frequently when they had 10$ dance specials. But when my ATF left the club I did not want to go back for a while. I finally visited now…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Saturday Night Non-Fever

Came to the club on a Saturday Night. Got there about a half hour after they open. This is a great club and has some great girls but going on a Saturday night…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Sunday Evening visit at Lido's

Lido's has been my "go to" club for a couple of years. I usually visit in the late afternoon or evening. It has always had a slower, more relaxed atmosphere during those times. Over the…

Country Time Gentlemen's Club

Upper Sandusky, Ohio

Country Time / Country Fine

I stopped by the Country Time again. It had been quite some time since i had been there. Things are improving in the mileage department I believe. The interaction at stageside is much better and…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Nicolas

I used to be a regular at this club............( until a couple of years ago)..............(found me some better strip clubs.) The club has always been low key but, on this day it was outright boring. The…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Found a Gem

I visited this clube again on a Wednesday night around 10 This place is very expensive, but there arent many options in Northern Viirginia. They do have dancers from a variety of countries.…

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If strip clubbing was like wrestling

what would be your entro music as u walked in ? this would be crazy joe lol https://youtu.be/KeEeePuaWII

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Anyone Remember Cheeks in NJ

If you do then you'll know what I'm talking about when I say I still can't believe how great that place was and there will never be another to compare !

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Wanna take a walk?

This guy does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

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Wanna take a ride?

Or fly? Pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wObBrd9wB6M

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Crazyjoe vs. Nina

https://youtu.be/R0VCfbxrEgE

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Regulars

I have noticed a disturbing trend. Perhaps it is just human nature. But, I get treated better by random girls who I just meet at a showclub since they are working hard to sell me a dance. Girls who I happen to…

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Short Girls

Anyone else notice that a girl's horniness is directly proportional to how close her head is to the ground. Not kidding seems to me like short girls are way more sexual than their taller counterparts. .. Just an anecdotal observation

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Typical Juice Friday Night

5:00PM - Get off of work bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly 5:15PM - Juice's mom picks him up from work 5:30PM - Juice's mom and him settle down for a nice dinner at the Golden Corral Buffet 7:05PM - Juice finally gets…

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how do you eat pussy

I usually take big bites then do a figure eight with my tounge

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spanking strippers

how many have stripper friends that beg to get spanked ?

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This weekends challenge

Ask your strippers their opinion on Brexit. Buy dances from anyone who gives an informed response.

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paying a stripper to watch me jerk off in the vip

cost me about $100 and some change but its a treat I just really get off on how about you sick bastards

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its been to long since last time i paid my phone bill and got back on tuscl

haven't clubbed much since last you saw me. I'm back at the old piggly wiggly and got myself a promotion from bag boy to head cashier. ive been realy blessed and it looks like I will be back on the…

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clubbing on a budget tonight

what club should I attend in Greenville sc and what stratigy should I implament

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Stripper turn ons

What are some things that are turn ons to you regarding strippers besides the obvious? (nice face, nice ass, nice tits etc). •With me I'm really turned on with a stripper that delivers a great stageshow. •A stripper that works out hard…

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Preferences

Rate your preferences of women from best to worst. A. White women B. Black women C. Asian women D. Latina women E. Mixed race women With me it's E, B, D, A, C

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your welcome

i know you guys like that i am getting @mikey to admit that hes a "ghost writer" aka troll. if i can get him to go to trolls anonymous we will have the dawn of a troll free TUSCL your welcome

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Is Kind of Diamonds moving?

http://www.miami.com/king-diamonds-strip-club-coming-miami-beach-article

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Study shows strip clubs bring $70M to San Diego economy.

SAN DIEGO — The 11 strip clubs in San Diego County have a $70.4 million annual impact on the region’s economy, don’t generate much crime and are a low law enforcement priority for the public, according to a report released…

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WTF Has Happened To 2016????

Is it just me, or everyone else too? Looking at the calendar this week I realized over half the year is already over. It's seems like February was like 3 weeks ago. It's bad when during the week I wish…

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VIP take your shoes off?

I had a couple VIP sessions last night and one dancer asked my why i didn't take my shoes off when we went back to VIP. Thought this was odd as the VIP at this club is couches not…

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That is a dam good spot for that

I knocked my phone off the counter into the trash can.... Title says the rest

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You look bored.

I was at my favorite club about a week ago during the dayshift around mid-afternoon. I felt like a ping pong ball. When I first started visiting this club, I was strictly an evening shift customer. I switched to days because I…

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i need to visit Follies Bad !! picture of a bitch inside

https://www.instagram.com/p/0kbWbpsBla/

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Hit or Miss, But Good for a Drink.

This club is close to the airport, basically a couple of blocks away with a quick drive up the "frontage road" that runs along the Interstate loop. I like the club, but not that much.…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

So on my trips to tijuana i like trying all the diffrent bars in the area but had never stopped by here. I like the set up with the stage/dance floor in the middle surrounded…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

awesome

I came in here a couple weekends back and noticed how there wasn't that many people around 12:30 midnight on a friday but it was still a good time for me. There were a good…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Best value in area

HB's has been a long time favorite for those of us living in the NW suburbs of Chicago. $10 cover gets you inside where the drinks are half the price of anywhere else you can…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

ccr

Went to CCR last Teus evening just after 9pm. Reviewed this club before and nothing has changed since I reviewed it last year except 1 thing, which is why I'm writing to update, just to…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Decent club

First timer at this club. I was bored aint been to a strip club in a while wanted to go to my old fav club harley riders dey was close. So while im driving…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I will return.

I was at candi cabaret around 7 or 8. Sipped a corona and was slowly reminded of why I don't do black strip clubs. Im just not crazy about black girls, I dont know why.…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Typical Tourist Club

We stopped in on a thursday early night because this was right across the hotel we were staying at. There was no cover but one drink minimum. There were about 8 dancers all starting to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

So i deided to make a pilgrimage to tj with a pit stop in el paso, i hit up most of the smaller bars in la zona also. Hongkong i went to three times with…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

Went to adellitas a couple of times on my pilgrimage, it looks quite different from when i last visited. They added a vip room with a small stage which i really liked, it was empty…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

Las chavelas bar what is there to say, it was sad i don't know what happened to all the girls. There was very little talent and and not one hottie, i pretty much walked in…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

2nd experience at a SC

Club layout: This SC is bigger than Synn. Upon entering the club, the bar with stools are on the east. A couple of coin operated pool tables are on the far northeast corner of the…

Mermaids

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

So im heading to the xoxo for a gatorade, and bam i get hit up by the mermaids barker. Muchachs bonitas massajes muy buenos, so on and so forth, so i said alrato (later) big…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

tj

The first time that i went to tijuana, i stepped into a bar called new york. The first time i stepped into playboy it was because i thought it was new york which i liked…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

No girls

I've stopped in here a few times over the last two weeks but sadly there isn't any talent worth stopping for. Members read on. I'd really like this place to work out. It just doesn't seem…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Not great early evening

Came by this club on a Wednesday evening at around 7:00 and it was pretty tame. Not a lot of dancers and a distracted but hot bartender. Pretty nice place but it's darker…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

All depends on the night

I've been back here twice since my initial review once on a Wednesday and again on a Friday. Depending on the night you go in it can be a good time. Friday…

Saunaclub Ying Yang

Wassenberg, Germany

LG's Ying Yang review

After leaving FKK Goldentime (GT) I made my way to the other club I just had to visit on my recent Germany trip. The club in question is called Ying Yang and is about ten…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decent Place

I went on a Wednesday night. Cover was $20, which included a drink and a lap dance on the couch near the bar. I didn't see any waitresses, so I had to…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Not Bad, Not Great

The place has a nice well lit parking lot. Approaching the doorman, the fee was $17, which was posted on the wall. That included a drink. Inside the club is kind of…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped by on a recent Tuesday afternoon. 7 girls working, 3 white 4 black. Had a few 4 dollar beers and watched the Cub Game. Eventually I got a dance from Bella…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A good place to relax and have fun

It was my first time visiting a SC in my life. I did a comprehensive research before I went to Go Go Rama. The location is easy to find but if you want to go…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

not worth it

stopped in wednesday afternoon around 6pm just to check out the place because i've passed it several times but never stopped in. upon walking in theres a buffet table to the right and a…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Decent club

This was my first trip to babe's in several years. I went with some friends from the club I dj at. OK to start with the entrance fee for 21 an up was 5 bucks…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Two visits

This review will actually cover multiple visits. 1320 is one of my favorite clubs. It's not fancy. It's a pasties club. What it is is a club that doesn't nickel and dime you…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Hot Club!

Dropped in on Thursday evening around 9pm. Two girls and a guy outside the door talking. Friendly and told me to enter at my own risk. Didn't seem dangerous, just a joking…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

More of the same

I continue to hunt my white whale, i.e. the super hot chick who was at this club about two years ago. She still has not re-appeared, but let's face it, eventually they all do. On…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

DEAD at Lunch

I was in Vegas for a conference and for the last 20 years I have stopped by Cheetahs. Typically good looking dancers and nice atmosphere. They have remodeled the main area and the…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

1320 II Hidden Treasure

Decided to visit on a Wednesday this time around 1:30. As always there is no cover, but the trade off like in any VA clubs is no hard liquor just beer and wine.…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

At least the food was ok

Stopped in after work on a Thursday (around 7pm) to grab some food and check the place out. Walked in without paying a cover charge (not sure if the bouncer just weren't paying attention…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Sunday Funday

Was in the area on a Sunday afternoon and decided to drop in at KH8. Got there around 7pm so paid the $5 entry fee (free before 6pm) There was quiet few customers there…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Still the same

Stopped by after work to see how it was. No major changes here. Parked on the street and walked in the side door avoiding the boutique. About 7 or 8…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Packed Saturday night

Last few months Harem has been somewhat ho-hum overall. Averaging around 15 to 20 dancers on the weekends, mostly veterans with a few new faces including three or four of my favorites consistently there.…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

LT stop and sighting

The history and legacy of this place is well known. Other than a brief window after the remodeling and before cameras were installed, extras aren't really an option here. Had some fun at…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

stillna great strip club

Stopped in on a recent Friday afternoon. I hadn't been to Marios in a while so I was really looking forward to my visit and it didn't disappoint. The club was very clean like it…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

The one and only strip I...

The one and only strip I hadn't tried out until this past weekend. Had some extra money and though I'd give it a shot to see what it's like. Looks like parking is free and…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Kinda far from Houston but fun

We went to this club after going to heartbreakers in LC and it was pretty nice. It used to be called crazy horse but I guess they changed the name because of copyright. Overall it…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Hit and miss

Came again on the way to the Burbank airport. Better to sit here rather than the airport "lounge". Now only if they had strip clubs in the airports here like they do in select German…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Change is a coming

Made the annual trip to Spearmint to see that latest news and if the quality of ladies is up to the usual standard. I would say, yes, it is still up to it's normal level…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Quiet Thursday

Had some time after a work appointment, so decided to swing by on a early Thursday afternoon. Walked in, the usual $5 cover, about 5 guys and 10 girls, felt bad as it's tough to make…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

The Neighborhood Bar

The place feels like a neighborhood bar, except there are half naked women walking around and stripping. The club shares a parking lot with an auto body shop. As you walk in, you must…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Sunday night fun

This club is in the middle of no where, and being from out of town I found fairly easy to find. Ample parking (no charge). Entered and paid the 15 dollar cover and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Club is transitioning

Hadn't been to this old favorite in more than half a year. It's changed. The dancers are all new and it's lost some of its seedy charm. Got there about 9:30 on a Friday night.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Casual afternoon

I visited on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:00. I counted less than 10 different girls in the hour that I spent there. Some were hanging with guys who I thought were regulars. Other girls…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Shopping at the Corral

I stopped by the Corral last Wednesday night to shop for a GFE girl for that area. There were lots of Dancers there but my favorites were all tied up with regulars. I am not…

Black Diamonds

Jackson, Mississippi

thursday twist

Arrived before midnight. The location's Instagram advertised this night as "Threesome Thursdays" which was supposed to include: $3 cover and drink specials, and 2 dancers for price of 1. I was charged $6 at the door,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Good Time

Went here a couple of weeks ago this is usually my go to club in the area always see a good variety of women working the dancers range from a 2 (only one girl) too…

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If you just want to drink, go to Applebee's

Like Papa Wallenda said, "Life is on the wire, the rest is just waiting."

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getting a hover blow job

Once my mommy went to the food court I got the old vacuum out and yep ! Got me a real blow job :)

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Fucking women in the ass.

I fucked a gal in her ass this afternoon. It felt good. How many of you guys like anal sex with women?

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Fuck Starbucks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3656541/Fellatio-cafe-customers-receive-oral-sex-drink-40-coffee-opened-Geneva.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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stripper double booked me and another client

Ever get double booked by a stripper visiting her OTC ? I kinda did. Well maybe it was more overlapping than double booking. Nevertheless she was pressing time close. When I arrived her roommate said she needed 30 more min before she…

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Strategies on carrying money

how do fellas carry money in the club. it makes sense to have some easy to access singles handy, but smart to keep them separate from the larger bills in a dimly lit club. You have two pockets so that…

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Can't even have an inkling of a friendship with a woman without thinking of sex

I will preface this by saying that I'm a single guy. It seems like anytime I'm on the verge of forming a friendship with even a slightly attractive woman, there's part of my mind that immediately considers if it would…

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Brexit: brilliant or non-brilliant?

I usually avoid political threads because the is typically little or no point to them. But I'll break that trend now that Brexit results are coming in. Obviously, I don't have a dog in this fight, but I will highlight…

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Definition of ROB

So a previous topic of JS69's he goes on about a dancer being a ROB because she vaguely alluded to a better time in VIP for more money but after further questioning she gave the same dance as on the…

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A new stripper experience

I just had the first pedicure of my life. It was actually very pleasant. And there were a couple of other non-gay looking guys there. Of course the best part was being with the stripper that I love.…

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Tourist season...

Crazyjoe...It looks like tourist season in Colorado is in full swing. Game warden... Yes it is. Crazyjoe... What is the limit?

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The Gold Club in Delaware

I visited The Gold Club in Delaware a few times before it closed. I was bummed when it closed as I liked it. I have a question on one of the dancers. There was dancer named Cali. She was…

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I found a stripper who told the truth

This was the stripper who looked amazingly like the DS. She is doing a cheap air dance at the table for me and I'm discussing what kind of mileage she delivers in regular lap dances that cost twice as much. Turns…

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Good morning boobies

http://perfect-hanger.tumblr.com/

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has any body fucked this bitch from follies ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/pmHA7Qt2M8/ Feel free to shoot me a pm about details I really want to go see her

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Phoenix police raid strip club suspected of prostitution.

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/32286826/phoenix-police-raid-strip-club-suspected-of-prostitution. What did they expect to find at 7AM?

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Cell phone use during lap dance?

In a review of Follies from June 22 the guy says a stripper kept checking her cell phone during a lap dance! He seemed OK but I wouldn't have tolerated it. If I'm paying money for a woman's…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club

Usually hit a club to get away from the tables and Treasures (along with SR) is one of my usual haunts. Always call for the limo and tip the driver $20. Private entrance…

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cumming inside your stripper during a LDK

So I'm wearing this ultra thin under armor shorts. If you hold these black shorts up to light you can see through them their so thin. Dancer was giving me a full nude lap dance heavy grinding different positions focused…

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Sadomaschism

At the last strip club I made the dancer cry. At tonight's club, the dancer made me cry. I didn't find out til VIP that she's into sadomaschism. So she does all kinds of weird shit. She forces my…

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I hired Bag Boy James for a day

He took the top down and went for a ride https://youtu.be/JpGCwpuBQhM

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shocking photo of @mikey

@mikey portreys himself as a red-blooded american conservative male. but he actually looks like this https://thedailybale.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/telford6.jpg he has gained a lot of weight since that photo was taken because he lives on nothing but hohos and dingdongs and he never leaves…

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Philly/Delaware/NJ

Does anyone have any clubs that are best to find OTC? Some of the clubs I have been to are Haks, The Playhouse, Just Enuff. I am usually to shy to ask. Was wondering if anyone had luck…

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Is this creepy?

To stare at a nude dancer on stage for several minutes. To fuck her with your eyes from the row behind the tip rail. If before you look you tip her generously, probably 5-10 times what most other guys tip.

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Portland (PDX) Lap Dances

Going down from Seattle. Never been to clubs in PDX. I could care less about the drink prices, beer selection, food, or how 'nice' the club is inside. Just want friendly dancers with better than average mileage…

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A stark contrast

I met a dancer who is the spitting image of the DS. Everything. Face. Mannerisms. Accent. The ultimate tits. I came so close to asking if it was her. It could easily have…

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This is how I live!

https://youtu.be/Y-ytziBpw4M

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whats your favorite stripper picture?

I just saw mine. DS just sent me a picture of herself standing in a bubble bath. She has bubbles on her skinny body from head to toe, but her breasts and pussy are visible. She has that beautiful…

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Strippers marking a customer as theirs

Male dogs pee to mark their territory. How do strippers mark a customer as theirs when they are not there, like during a state set? Here's what my dancer just did. She's going on stage. I pre tip…

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I love strip clubs

Especially nude strip clubs. I don't think anything could ever permanently keep me from going. Not even a real relationship with a DS could permanently satisfy. Does that mean that I'm addicted? Are you addicted? Does…

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She is one of the highest earning strippers in Vegas

She is nicknamed the LeBron of strippers in the article. https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/how-i-make-300k-stripping-in-vegas I found the article pretty interesting. The most interesting thing to me that she said was that sometimes she makes nothing, and other times she walks out with 20 grand.

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How about a little fun?

http://www.dailyedge.ie/what-is-your-irish-stripper-name-quiz-2839271-Jun2016/

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Party, Cleveland Style!

Cleveland's parade and celebration of the Cavs' NBA Championship was today. According to ESPN and the official Cleveland estimate 1.3 million people showed up on this bright sunny 80 degree day. I had business on the westside about 2 miles…

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Vegas Has Its 1st Professional Sports Team

I think it's a bad idea, but it happened. How did Quebecs 2nd biggest city lose out to Las Vegas? Vegas could quickly cough up half a billion for the expansion and already have a new arena being…

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Success

Success is being able to put the turd on another mans plate... Wise words to live by

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Testing the waters

In a no extras club, during a lapdance, how often do you test the waters? How often does a stripper tell you to stop? I sometimes test the waters by kissing her neck, cheek, and shoulders. I like to grab ass…

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Biggest Sex Opportunity Youve Passed Up?

Although I have affection for Juice my goal for today was to post some meaningful topics instead of annoying bullshit. So, what's the biggest sex opportunity you accidentally passed up or missed out on? Mine wasn't guaranteed but to this…

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@mikey admits to trolling as @zipperhead then trys to take it back

because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas. it is only a matter of…

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Latest Presidential Poll

Without getting too political what are you seeing out there right now? I can't remember Americans being so pissed off about their candidate choices more than this election. Prior to the demise of Bernie Sanders, he was the one I saw…

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SC

There are many great things about a showclub. One of the best things for me is being able to simply not go to a club if things go sideways with a girl. I just take my business elsewhere. No break up, splitting…

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Making bitches cry just for sport

We go back and she's very good at the sexual sins. She delivers everything just as promised and then sum. I'm deep between her butt hole approaching the evenings jizz. I look down at her(as I do with most ppl)…

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My hovercraft is full of eels

This might be useful for you world travelers in the 350k club. It's possibly the most useful phrase there is, and a handy one to have when you're asked to say something in a language you're learning. http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm Vid…

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Trump's wife or his daughter?

Title says it all. If you had a choice which would you rather bed yourself with? His daughter Ivanka, or his wife (I forget her name)? I'm drooling just at the thought of either of these two sexual goddesses. Both…

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Thor smoking weed...and getting high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUxTJ0Vs2I

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Stupid strippers

So me and my wife frequent strip clubs in our area and most strippers know that we spend money when we're out if you pay us attention and sit and chat a bit. We have done vip many times with…

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Transitioning from her regular

Have you ever seen or heard of a dancer's regular eventually becoming her boyfriend and/or fuckbuddy? How rare is it?

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Breaking news The Pyramid at Giza is not square

Scientists estimate it is off by 5.5 inches. http://www.livescience.com/55118-great-pyramid-giza-is-slightly-lopsided.html Most articles don't mention that the scientists estimate where the case stones were laid. The pyramid used to be covered in limestone. This story was trending on Facebook. Planes are crashing into…

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stories of my great grandpappys life

now that i have caused @mikey to admit that he is behind @zipperhead i thought i would share a fascinating story about my family. do you realize that my great grandpappy gave harlan sanderson his first pressure fryer? without my…

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@mikey admits that his is the most prolific troll on TUSCL

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43457#comment529003 now that @mikey has admitted that he used to post as @zipperhead. it is only a matter of time before he breaks down and admits to his other troll identities to all of the non-troll TUSCL posters your welcome

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P4P vs free with Civie

This discussion has definitely been had before, possibly on this site, but... as the title says, which do you favor? How do you characterize the two? And not only in terms of degrees of pleasure, but also in principle--which is…

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It was bound to happen...

The ATF > OTC > GFE > FWB and I are becoming like an old married couple, while the wyf is recently acting more like a girlfriend. Have I smashed through some kind of elusive PL barrier ? Is…

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Too chivalrous for a SC or to each their own ?

From a recent review of Club O in Harvey, IL: "... Fathers Day Night. Sunny was the best dancer I saw that night. A petite African American Dancer standing 5 feet, weighing at a self-professed 95 lbs, she was a doll.…

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"You're spoiling me"

Have you guys ever had a stripper tell you that? I've heard it from a few strippers. Maybe it's a sign I'm spending too much money on strippers?

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Heart stopper

I've previously described how my years with my ATF have come to an end. I've reached out to my #2 and no response. My #3 lives further assay but I texted her to see what's up. She texted right back:…

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Cars

I only change oil ever 10 or 20,000 miles and my car loves it! It just rolled over 300,000 miles yesterday...

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Video that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #2 and #3

Well . . . my first topless toothbrushing video was so extraordinarily well-received (NOT!) that I'm going to double down with *two* such videos, each about 50 seconds long, featuring the fabulous funbaggery of Poland's Sonnet sisters, first Julia: http://www.bigboobsalert.com/julia-sonnet-brushing-teeth.php and then…

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So...Escort donations...

I can write them off my taxes? Right?!

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outcall possible at the club in tynsboro or Mac's two?

Just wondering.

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am i doing good today mod chulo ?

Title asked it all Thread 2 of 5 today

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motor mentioned...

In another topic, motor mentioned MTV. Made me think of the times and I recalled a show from Ron Harris, Aerobicise in the '80s?. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPSQpw9StU

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Is the lap dance really better when the stripper is crying?

Here's the song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I915tOiR9sM Here's the story It's my second intimate encounter of the meetup. I don't usually do two sets of extras in one visit. But I don't get to the center of the strip club universe very often.…