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D*ck Maintenance

Gentlemen, some tips on how to maintain your d*ck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw

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Have your picture taken with Juice!

Only 10 bucks. This is a great money making idea, Juice http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AuveSgvb8WA/UlVABAfRkTI/AAAAAAAABbo/6TCpc1jt2vs/s1600/action-bronson-terry-richardson-5.jpg

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More L. Shima pics

Here are some more topless photos (at least!) of the enticing L. Shima, a black - Japanese - Irish - German mix whose measurements are 32E - 25 36. Enjoy! http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/08/l-shima-topless-hotness

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That was easy

After a long break, sweeter than ever..... for about a week. Quickly reverted to same ol'. Disappointed but not hurt. Time for another break? Moderation may be the key to us getting the most from each…

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Every Lil bit helps

Down from 3 meals out to eat to 1 daily. Down from super sizing to keeping it small regular size. Down from a sweet tea to a unsweetened tea Next goal exiting fast food once every other day Ordering small sizes Drinking water. When I'm…

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Everyone wants to avoid paying covers, even these people...

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/cara-delevingne-margot-robbie-and-amber-heard-turned-away-from-london-strip-club-a3326956.html

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Restroom Etiquette

Why is it so hard for people using the restroom to flush the toilet? so many times I've walked into the restroom to find a seat with piss on it, and an unflushed toilet. and guys, please wash your hands!

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John Smith, smooth talker in the court room

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Best club in Atlanta?

From what I've seen, it looks like Follie's is the clear choice. Any other recommendations?

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"where we prefer the waitress."

near the bottom of each page on the site there is a sentence...it changes from page to page. like right now it says the ultimate strip club list. "let's do her bareback." on the previous page I was…

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Tech question

If you start a discussion you get emails when someone replies to the post. But lets say you add to a discussion? I don't seem to get updates on those. is there something I am missing to get…

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Broken Hearted

Here I sat all beoken hearted. I came to shit and only farted...

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Phones

Do you answer your phone while on the shitter? Some people do this in public shitters.

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OT: Car of choice

So due to unforeseen circumstances, I am no longer getting the SUV that I previously bragged about getting. But I did see a decently priced Audi A4 2004 and the price matches the KBB. I know old timers been…

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Listermint actually works

Who knew? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3754409/Could-MOUTHWASH-stop-gonorrhoea-spreading-Gargling-kill-infection-throat-passed-oral-sex.html

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Wild Night At Round Rock Strip Club Ends With Violence

Bringing a Lexus to a fistfight. http://patch.com/texas/round-rock/wild-night-round-rock-strip-club-ends-violence

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

they will hire anyone

Visited after the bars closed, about 6 dancers working. The main stage had a few people around it, one of the satellite stages had no one around it. dancer on the main stage looked…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

In the downslide

I hadn't been this place in a long time. It isn't what it used to be. It used to reign supreme but since Dreams opened up, the party has moved over there. There's some cute…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Club is hit or miss in...

Club is hit or miss in terms of number of girls or crowd. They have up to four stages for dances. Never been harassed by any of the dancers or waitresses. Dancers don't immediately push…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Pricey but worth it

I went here in July this year, and was not disappointed. The dancers showed up after 10, don't bother going ther before that, was pretty dead. I've been to a few clubs, but this was…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

A Surprising Club

I was in town for a wedding and knowing that Portland is renowned for its strip clubs I was determined to find the 'one'. I'm not sure if this is it or not, I have…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Good spot

Nice place to hang out after work with friends and a brew. The girls are mainly Hispanic, they don't typically hound you for dances. The food there is aaaaamazing. Castle food ftw. It's not fancy…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Quick and to the point

The girls are beautiful. All ebony with different shapes and sizes.. They go crazy on stage as well. Diaamond and Queen pre are my favs. You can tell who's getting money and who's just there…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

whatever

I went here on a Wednesday evening after midnight. First off, I am not a fan of any the Chicago clubs that I have been to. Too many rules. They actually enforce dress codes. I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Novalicious

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. There were a lot of cars in the lot but once inside there were only 3 customers. Dancer quality was decent. Cream was there. I…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great HH

With Miami Beach being hit with Zika, I made a beeline for Tootsies. 1st off, the hh prices cannot be beat. Top shelf mixed drinks for $5? You just can't beat that. Paid no cover…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Different rooms, new experiences

So I arrived at this strip club around 9, and at first I didn't really like it because the main stage was kinda weird it was set up like a movie theater. Unlike your usual…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

All I can say is wow!!

Once you're like 2 minutes away from the club it can be a bit confusing driving into old Baltimore pike. Once you arrive it looks like a warehouse but it's not because it's in the…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great place

Kicked back, watched the dancers, they were all super good looking. Danced really well, had personality on stage. The club is super clean and very sleek on the inside. There's also a smoking patio out…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Quick stop before airport

Stopped in on a Saturday evening grabbed a few beers. Maybe 8-10 girls on. All decent looking. Normal dollar parade after 2 songs. The girls seemed to be sitting with regulars. Had1 girl cozy up…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Stacy

Got Stacy this time, although I'm thinking they night rotate names or something because she didn't fit the description from others that got a Stacy. Okay face, but big round fat titles. More meat for…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

My Favorite Club

I dropped in the Coliseum looking for my regular ,K I paid for a booth , scanned the club looking for K and the other talent. i listened for K's name as…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Nb men's elite spa

It was a Sunday morning in Tijuana , I decide I wanted to get a massage seen advertisements of this massage parlor called nb men's spa. So I went to check it out, I was…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Fantastic club, but simply not suited to my personality...

The club has a nice vibe to it. There is a large, well-lit parking lot with super easy access from Thomas Road. I'm not much of a crowd person, and if you're like me and…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Third visit, still waiting to be satisfied.

I want to like this club. I really, really want to like this club. The location, size, and truly unique vibe make this the type of club I could see myself visiting regularly. Unfortunately, every…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in to Bogies before taking...

Stopped in to Bogies before taking a flight out on business. I hadn't been to Bogies in a while so I decided to give it a try. I didn't have very high hopes…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Monday, Monday

Another drive on I-95, another stop at Wackos. I read a few reviews that indicated the talent level had dropped, or that the action was lessened somewhat. In my experience, that is simply…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Another try

I was in this area once again and decided to give this club another try, it had been over a year since my last visit and I wanted to see if anything has changed. I…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

First Visit

I’ve driven by the Boxx Office a few times when it was called Paradise City or something similar, it was never open. Saw it had a name change and new hours that happen to work…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

90 minutes of naughty

My second visit to this club, this time on a Monday afternoon. $15 cover gets you a wristband and sodas (though this time, you had to be seated and the waitress had to…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Nice Club, Great day shift

Came in late afternoon and stayed until shift change. Club was small and set up with stage at the left end of the club when you walked in, bar to the right hand side. Drink…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Satisfying Trip

Visited the club at around 12.30 PM. For a change it was not crowded took a seat towards the back of the club. The waitress took a long time to swing by. Young dark…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Place hasn't changed

Decided to swing by again while in that part of town. There were only a couple girls there. However it was early and they had just opened. Didn't get any dances.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fantastic follies

I was unexpectedly downtown and headed back north... decided to reward myself with a quick stop in Follies. the thing I love about this place is the versatility, if you want to swing by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another visit to my favorite SC

This review is a few weeks old, but I finally had another business trip to ATL and got to visit my favorite SC a few weekdays in a row. Follies never disappoints but I've…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Meh

Depending on what you're looking for this place can be terrible, or awesome. If you're looking for a great titty bar, with hot girls and "friendly" dances, go somewhere else. If you're looking for a…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

Middle of the road experience

So to preface I used to go semi frequently to this spot a few years back when they allowed you to smoke inside the girls wore pasties. I never wanted to go back for those…

Bar La Broussaille

Quebec City, Quebec

Went to Quebec City on business,...

Went to Quebec City on business, it was late Friday night by myself with nothing to do so I figured I'd take an uber to the nearest strip club for a lap dance or two.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice VIP

I had not been here since the VIP room was revamped. Kudos to the architect. I did not go in, but the outside is impressive. Nice opaque glass wall about 7 feet and it only…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies

In Miami on my own dime on a Tuesday afternoon. Usually my company pays. But lately they have been cutting cost to the point it's getting ridiculous. The cheapest rental car (white…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

After awhile I stopped in to see if anything changed with BT's

Sadly I can report that nothing had really improved with the club the two biggest problems with this club is the pricing, and dancer quality. I would be willing to pay the prices they ask…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ok time at Kittens

So I decided to check out Kittens. It was really hot out and a weekday afternoon. If I recall, it was free to get in before 6pm and another 5$ for a soda. A bar…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Maybe it was bad timing

I visited on a afternoon since I was driving from Chicago to Indiana. No cover and parking was easy. The lot size is good. The physical quality of the…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

A pleasant surprise

Decided to stop in this club since it was between the only 2 nude clubs in Jacksonville, Sinsations and Doll House. It has a bit of a dive bar quality, which I like since it…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Diverse

I come here fairly often. This last time was on a Friday night. The place had many girls all kinds of diversity. I had many dances from different girls. They will approach but not we're…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hip Hugger

I went to the Hip Hugger while in town for work. If you are passing through, I suggest you visit this place at least once. Not because it is an amazing club,…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

A Thursday evening

Exellent club. I have being to Venom many times. I'm a regular during off pick hours. This past Thursday was particularly good. The girls were friendlier than usual. They are friendly on a…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Great place for lunch

My friend and I were debating on where to go eat lunch and decided on going to a nearby strip club so we chose the Penthouse. Great decision! We pulled in and were greeted by…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Traffic was bad

I was on my way to Fantasy, but the traffic was so bad I decided to stop in to Club O. It was my go to for a while but I haven;t been there in…

Fabulous TNT's

Colorado Springs, Colorado

disappointing

Here on business, stopped in for first time. Sat through one cycle of dancers, didn't. There was a thick white chick, a couple latinas and a couple tall skinny black chicks that, if…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

An OK time

I was here on a business trip, and have been to other Scores locations, specifically the NYC one, and saw their brand name here. I had a good time in NY, so I decided…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great afternoon break

The week was not off to great start, so I figured a change of attitude was in order. I decided to give Pandora’s a try again instead of the places down the street even…

City Lights

Fresno, California

Best of the Worst

The Fresno area only has 2 clubs and this is the better one of the two. The girls can be friendly, but they will also hound you for tips. If you sit at the bar,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Surprise night

Had heard bout this spot before through word of mouth and the fb posts said dive space but money goes far in right way. Decided to drive out and check it out. Upon entering the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Good place

Walked in bouncer's had me empy pockets. Paid the door Fee. Went up to the bar got a bucket of beer. Sat down and watched a couple girls dance... then they all came around asking…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

overall a very good time

There is quite the selection of women on staff here. There definitely is a variety to choose from so if most people will find the type woman they're looking for. Some of them are pretty…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

Best Low-Key place in Corpus

All in all, this place doesn't have the decor of Palace in Corpus, but it makes up for it. Very laid back atmosphere, and the girls actually talk to you if you want. If…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Changes at BBF

I visit this laid back club about once a year, mostly because my visits coincide with my yearly travel plans, and have had mostly positive experiences. I'd probably visit a lot more if they went…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

New Private Booths Available

I work in DC, and for nearly 20 years Archibald's has been my "regular" club. DC rules regarding dancer contact are what they are, and we locals deal with it (and dream of that…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

Just stay home

Well this was my first time in a strip club in Utah and well let's just say it blew. Liquor is weak bc of state laws can't have more then one oz. No touching at…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

OK place

Stiletto is the o ly nude club in the area- pretty much between Newburgh and NYC. No alcohol. The $8 water is a downer, but you know that going in. Most of the ladies…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Very pricy Club, but nice environment.

When you first come in, you can get cover reduced to 20 bucks pretty easily. From the enhance, there is a room to your immediate left that sells the alcohol. You…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Time at the P10

I have been to Perfect 10 a number of times and have always had a good time. There is always a good mix of girls there. As I mainly go during the day the day…

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Detroit

My good Fellow Hobby Gents - I am on a Baseball Stadium tour and am hitting the Tigers this weekend . I have always heard there is alot of extracurriculars…

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Be careful with your erections.

In a video now gone viral, retired professional basketball player Dennis Rodman explains how a sex stunt gone wrong broke his penis. Later, it happened again. And another time after that. Not everyone has the misfortune of breaking his penis three…

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Coffee and Ass anyone ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJa0gCCDd_V/

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Eating 18 year old shit box from a Perfect 10

Who does that ?

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Is it ok to say grace over left overs?

Would it bother God for Juice to ask Him to bless the same chakin fangers from yesterday twice?

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Well, looks like I'm gonna be taking a break for a while

Went into the office this morning and was met by my boss, his boss, and the HR manager. Myself and 2 other individuals were told that things have been slow lately and we had been chosen to participate in…

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How bout them Cowboys

Dak Prescott is the next Tom Brady

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Why

Just Why?

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Recommendation for dancers at Follies

I am heading to Follies this Friday.Please recommend fe hot and cute dancers. This is my first time visit. I prefer medium to tall blondes or brunettes. Thanks in advance

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Best place for extras or champagne room in Baltimore

Looking for best place that provides extras and has some smokeshows. Many of the stories and reviews don't sound too promising. all help appreciated.

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UGH This world drives me insane sometimes.

Went to get a small loan the other day. Filled out the paperwork and all and just got the reply email. I cant get approved for a loan because I don't have pay stubs! I make and deposit money into…

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@ChampaignPapi -- we don't think you're a liar

NOT sure way yout thought any of us were mad or did not belive your story. I'm just say'n I know herr she does the HQ cosplay thing a lot and she fucks anyone who is willing, she isn't my…

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Work getting in the way of TUSCL

Wowzers. I leave for 4 hours and it seems like I might have missed something

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The shit we put up for sex..

After reading Jackslash, Gawker, Johnsmith, and others' accounts of what they put up with, with their ATFs/DS I ask myself what I would put up with mine? Granted I'm not getting the same level of pussy and the most drama…

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Husband of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUvxRjYqjEQ I'm happy for the few friends that are still married. I have 2 couples in mind that have been married since shortly after high school in the 70's. I watched my brother and sister get married.…

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Think I'll pass on Denver. PT's All Nude Killing — and Seven Other Recent Strip

http://www.westword.com/news/pts-all-nude-killing-and-seven-other-recent-strip-club-slayings-or-attacks-8232267

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Riders on the Storm

"Riders on the Storm"--The Doors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM I hook up with my ATF Christie every few months. Usually she calls me because she needs to feed her kids or pay a bill. Sometimes I call her because I miss her or…

Déjà Vu Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California

So So Sunday

Nice place. Not sure that it will live up to expectations. Hard to judge from one Sunday night experience. Stayed at Pueblo Amigos a short distance away. The hotel is little expensive by TJ standards,…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Harem - Hit or Miss as Usual

On a Block crawl a few weeks ago and hit the Harem early in the evening. I have found the Harem to be more hit or miss than other block bars. Sometimes, it…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Mediocre Flight Club visit

I was in town two weeks earlier and saw quite a few dancers I wanted to try. I older looking blonde with very firm implants who seemed a lot of fun, and a cute…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dropped a friend off at the...

Dropped a friend off at the airport a little after 3 and had nothing else to do for the day so I decided to go check out the cricket. Cricket was closed. Did a quick…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Too many fake boobs

I've been to GGR a bunch of times, usually while on the way home from the beach. My most recent trip was hugely disappointing. I arrived at around 6PM on a sunny Saturday afternoon.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

BEWARE!!! OF Jackie. A.K.A.Riley....

When to check on one of my girls who works at this club on the 10th of August she was telling me about the different girls who were working at this place and one of…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

it's slipping

Was in town for the week, and stopped by here every night M-Th. This has always been my place to go on LI, but it has seen its better days. The whole feel…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

hot as fu**

i am not a regular strip club goer but i can say that this was the place where i saw some of the hottest chicks of my life. the place was alive and except 1…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

That's So Raven

Same getting buzzed in, paying the cover that includes 2 N.A. beverages, and sitting at a long bar along the south wall. This part of the story has been told a thousand times and…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

Skins

From reading the reviews, Skin gets a bad rap and I after stopping by this past Saturday, I can see why. It does have potential though, just depends on what you're looking for. It's a…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

A club for another time.

I found myself bored on a Wednesday evening and after digging through reviews and upon seeing the size of the club I was sold. After a short ten minute drive off of 205 I arrived…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Fun night

Club tries to be fancier than the rest of COI clubs. Have heard horror stories on prices but wasn't that much worse. Nice clean club. Dancers above average. 6-8. Good looking MILF brunette with nice…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Couples had fun

We went to the bar. Early evening. Pretty empty. Girls were on stage teaching each other new pole tricks. All the girls very pretty. Wife liked one of the dancers and she talked us into…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Great time

Im begining to think this is my favorite club in Wisconsin. I stopped in on a weeknight not expecting much after my last visit was a fun weekend. Found four dancers on the shift. They…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

RHino still the cream of the Crop

The RHino is still the best club in Las vegas and the reason why it has the best dancers period....I am sure there is something there for everyone! I usually go to the back…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Dames and Games

Did not like this club at all. I rate this club lightweight. Strip club lite. Any Hardcore strip club visitor like me will not like this club. …

Alameda Strip

Los Angeles, California

Refurbished Alameda Strip

First time back at this club since it was closed for repairs and new equipment. The club has about 7 new medium sized TV'S installed for sports.. …

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Had some time to kill so...

Had some time to kill so made a stop at my favorite club. Had a few dances with a nice looking Cuban. Dances were ok, but a little too tame for Follies. Went back to…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hot and Cold

I had removed this club from my rotation due to very unsatisfactory visits recently. However, I stopped in one late afternoon a week or so ago and was quite pleased with the results.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

MILF n Cougar

As others have stated the biggest expectation you should have before planning a trip to Desire is the kind of women that dance here. You will not find the 20-30 somethings here. In…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Two trips to Wackos

I was travelling through Florida during the last week of July and had opportunities to visit Wackos on two afternoons, the trip south (Thursday) and the trip north (Saturday), this review covers both afternoons.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday Night @ Follies

So I visited Follies last night, there were plenty of dancers on shift. I got there around 1130 paid $10 for parking next door also paid $20 for entry. Mostly black girls and maybe…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

The Day Shift

After never really finding a review of the early afternoon shifts in the Omaha area, I figured someone ought to fill in the missing details. I recently went on a Wednesday afternoon around 1pm.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Good daytime visit

I stopped in shortly after opening during the week. The club opens at 11 but no girls arrived until about noon, and even then the girls I spoke to said most weekdays there aren't…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

So I guess I'm the only...

So I guess I'm the only person who doesn't hate this place, based on the reviews here. I was in town for business and had nothing to do so I went there on two nights.…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Ok for the money.

Stopped in cts on my way out of town. When I pulled up i couldn't believe what a dump it was. It's tiny. When you get buzzed in you pay a 3 or…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

A great place to weight out traffic

I got to the club around 5:30pm on a Thursday night. I new a lady from an escort board was dancing here, so I wanted to meet her. A very sexy blond spinner with a…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Well was back in AK...

This place is a staple in Alaska. Right near the Airport. Full Bar. Like others have stated the place looks like a log cabin and on the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Quiet Monday

Took the day off and decided to stop in to MBOT on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6-7 dancers on shift and it was pretty quiet. As such, the normal pace is much slower,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

plenty of chicks

OK, guys I'm visiting for a meeting here in town and decided to visit this place. This place is huge there was 7 dollar cover but man there was a free buffet with great wings…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

I stopped at Mustangs on my...

I stopped at Mustangs on my way through town and was surprised by the quality of dancers. They were all younger (in their twenties) and in good shape. If you're into thick girls this probably…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Good club!

I haven't been to the Fold in many years, hit it up last weekend when I was in Detroit. Good club, tons of parking in a secured lot but it is in a baddish area,…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

Great atmosphere

Haven't been here in awhile and decided to stop in on the weekend. It wasby too busy about 8 customers the decor of place has changed since…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Enjoyable

Club was not the nicest or most entertaining I've visited, but certainly not the least either. Location was convenient from my hotel, and many others, so was a nice stop for a drink. The dancers…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Strio

Guys went to the Strip this Saturday and it's my favorite now immediately. All flavor sod women with reasonable prices for everything. I went Saturday night and paid entrance fee of 10$ which is great…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

New Girl

I paid a visit to the BML and looking for a few of my favs. None of them were there for some reason. I paid my entrance fee and settled in to watch…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

It was worth the stop

So the club advertises on the highway. Saw the sign, needed a break from a long drive and stopped in. It's Montana so not much except a gas station near it. One side is the…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Bad visit

This has always been my go to club because of the full contact 2 way dances where you can touch everything but the kitty and the dances are only $10. Any other club in KC,…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Club Bristol

It’s been a long time since I’ve reviewed Club Bristol, physically the club is little changed. Sitting at the bar you face a TV and a row of coolers and assorted stuff. Your back…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Not your usual place

Being a regular at many strip clubs in the miami area i found this place to be very peculiar. Walking in you see a well lit exterior with a valet parking person, he will offer you…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

High Pressure

Nice Club. Long and narrow. Close to Strip. Lots of free admission coupons can be found around town. I couldn't even sit down, as a dancer grabbed on to me as I entered. I wanted…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego always infuriates me. There are...

Fuego always infuriates me. There are some real gems. Pretty latinas or AA that go there, but the best ones are always taken or on their phones. Their stage shows are too long, and need…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Sometimes things are too good to...

Sometimes things are too good to be true. Showstoppers has some gems for dancers. One brunette with the best azz Ive seen on a stripper is one. You can get dances on the main floor…

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Better way to set up OTC: In-person, phone call or text?

When you set up OTC with a dancer, any preferred way you go about it: in-person, by phone or by text? I've had my hits and misses with each method. I much prefer to do it in-person…

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Is there a TUSCL for bordellos?

I've been going to strip clubs for over 20 years, and I've found TUSCL to be pretty helpful. But I want to get laid, not just lapped. How do I know where to go in my town (NYC) to get…

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Denver 2AMer.

DENVER, Colo. (CBS4) – Police are searching for the gunman who shot and killed someone outside of a Denver strip club. The deadly shots rang out early Sunday morning behind PT’s Centerfold Show Club near where Hampden Avenue turns into Havana…

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An actual ON TOPIC post and question about STRIP CLUBS! Brilliant!

So I just got back from a trip to DC and MD. Little 4got was happy to see me return and wagged his little wiener dog tail (and you'd be amazed by how high dachshunds can jump!) but that's not…

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Soo other than poker tell me why im trying so hard to save $100,000 in the next

Yeah yeah yeah retirement, blah blah blah health blah blah blah...I'm not saving money to let my health take it away at old age..when I die I should be broke I'm saving for one a massive poker bank roll To be comfortable…

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The Juice and Crazyjoe of the monkey world making a getaway.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOF5UXQekg

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OT: Early NFL playoff predictions

1)Raiders win the AFC west 2)Cardinal NFC west 3)Bills surprise AFC east 4) Cowboys NFC east 5)Steelers AFC north 6)Green Bay NFC north 7) Jacksonville surprise AFC south 8) Panthers again NFC south Wild card AFC 9) Néw England 10) Colts Wild card NFC 11) Seattle 12) Vikings

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Strip Gun Club

https://youtu.be/g8g3fzeA5Xo

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Shadowcat eating at Burger King before his follies trip

https://youtu.be/LeFiDfLzK4E

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The pathetic "Race Baiting GammyGamms95 or Mikey Post" post

The are master bait'ers for sure

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Please help I fucked a new dancer that looks like Nina for free

I went to the club just to take a puss is all, I didn't even have my wallet on me. The door man said it was cool that I didn't have ID or cover. So I walk in an ask the…

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Video that broke the Internet: Kendra Roll dances desnuda and answers questions

Another adorable video (2:29) of the chica colombiana muy caliente, Kendra Roll. This time she's nekkid from the get-go and answering preguntas en espan~ol. Enjoy! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/kendra-roll-dancing-naked-and-answering-questions_89875.html

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The pathetic "I looking to be a new dancer" post

Ignored every single time.

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The pathetic "Nina you're not so pretty" posts

Ya Right....

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The pathetic "Please Help I'm such a Stud" post

Not sure what people get out if this. Nobody here believes you anyway....

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abbreviation list...

i've been here a couple years lurking around... but there still are some abbreviations I don't understand and urban dictionary doesn't always help. DS and CF to start. (also wish there was an edit button).

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First Time I Ever Fell In Love With A Stripper And I Fell Hard

I was at this Strip Club, usually I go and I just have fun maybe get a dance or two but this time was different. I went into the club and no one really interested me, they were all hot…

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Clunking

I don't know if that's what it's called, but I'm really hating this thing dancers do when they're on stage and they bang their feet together creating a clunking sound. Is it just me? It really seems to kill the…

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With the Lights On?

There's a club I've been to lately that turns all the lights up at 2AM, and the customers still there (other than hardcore regulars) wander around like they're lost. It's kind of like a zombie movie. Saw another club…

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So what happens after the CF, ATF, DS quits?

My CF does not have much time left as a stripper. Could be burn out, getting married, starting a business. Who knows. So what has been your experience? Do you keep in touch and see her OTC, do you forget about…

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couple new pics :)

http://imgbox.com/g/LaKw4y9P8U

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Different studies, different conclusions

Do nearby strip clubs hurt home values? http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/home_and_garden/2016/08/21/home-briefs.html http://therealdeal.com/miami/2016/08/20/213341/

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[OT] Most Humorless Members of TUSCL

I'll start jester214 NinaBambina skibum Others?

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Retirement Outside of the U.S.

I'm not nearly ready for retirement. (Although my sister, who is just two years older than me, did take early retirement this year). I still like my job. And it's not like I'm out in the hot sun…

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How long have you been in the SC game?

Went to my first one at 19. Didn't go again til 21/22 for the party atmosphere before taking a break. Returned 3 years ago and have done more so as a solo act or w/a SC battle buddy, somewhat…

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Bringing a stripper home to meet your wife

My wife has dementia. She is very limited in her ability to remember things, care for herself, and function in her life. However she enjoys certain things, wants to be involved with others and likes to go places with me.…

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Bringing a stripper home to meet your wife

My wife has dementia. She is very limited in her ability to remember things, care for herself, and function in her life. However she enjoys certain things, wants to be involved with others and likes to go places with me.…

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Bringing a stripper home to meet your wife

My wife has dementia. She is very limited in her ability to remember things, care for herself, and function in her life. However she enjoys certain things, wants to be involved with others and likes to go places with me.…

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Women's (???) 800 meteres

Caster Semenya

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Strip club insider look from the DJ and dancer

https://youtu.be/MRcsclCUkgM

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Guy man reads and reaction to yelp strip club reviews lol

https://youtu.be/F9X9fbz_fzk

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The Ripper Reviews of strip clubs

https://youtu.be/-D4EHRYYUC4

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Dramatic reading of one star reviews

https://youtu.be/iS9XqFRhuHA

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OT: Car update

So I took advice from you guys and all I had to do was fix my front rotors, brakes, rotate my tires, spark plug and a loose wire and it's all fixed for right their at $500...bought my parts online…

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Have you eve looked at the suggested friends list on Facebook?

And wondered why a hot girl listed as being in high school looked you up? I guess I'm curious how Facebook sorts out the suggested friends list. I learned that if you look at someone via Facebook that you pop…

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OT: Madden Mobile Players?

Any TUSCLers on Madden Mobile?

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L.A. 2AMer

Two gunmen were killed early Saturday after they opened fire inside a Los Angeles-area strip club that has long been plagued by violence, police said. Two armed security guards were also injured in the shooting at Xposed Gentleman’s Club in Canoga…

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Ask them yourself?

There have been countess topics on here about why strippers do certain things. Have you ever just asked a stripper in person why they do things? For instance after a stripper told me what shit her boy friend had…

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Mom forced at gunpoint to drive stranger away from strip club while son calls fo

What else can you do when your Uber doesn't show up? http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/crimewatch/mom-forced-at-gunpoint-to-drive-stranger-away-from-strip/article_3e2fe1b1-fdaf-5470-b7a0-c4f304505cf9.html

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Plundered My Soul

https://m.youtube.com/watch?debug_prerolls=false&sts=17030&utcoffset=-300&v=ZO6g3PewKCk&oref=https%3A%2F%2Faccounts.google.com%2Fsignin%2Fchallenge%2Fsl%2Fpassword&has_verified=1&layout=mobile&client=mv-google This video for the Rolling Stones song "Plundered My Soul" (bonus track for Exile on Main Street reissue, 2010) captures part of the dynamic within the club. Enjoy!

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What is considered acceptable?

So recently, I was at a club and was offered extras in the pvt room. All she asked, was to tip her well. I ended up getting a BBJ and she finished me off by riding me.…

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Dancers ordering expensive drinks ?

How do you feel about a dancer ordering an expensive drink (on your tab) in a club where dancer and custy drinks are the same price (she just happens to order something expensive). Do you get upset if she orders something…

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Scammers keep coming at me nonstop. Today via email I got a message that someon

1.5 million to use for charity. I could donate to a lot of single mothers and make it rain 100's like one stripper wanted. Last week, I supposedly won a Ford Explorer with a phone message and also a measly $5000 prize. I…

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This gave me an idea

I saw a TV ad for a new product. "Write-on Gogurt Tubes" https://youtu.be/9vtQEfqoEQg This gave me a brilliant idea. Trojan should make a "write-on" condom. What message would you write?

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Was the original owner of juicebox69 account a black man ?

Well ?

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Young Girls

At my age (26) I attract a lot of the 18-21 girls in the civilian world. I do have a baby face, so I look younger. The problem is those aren't the girls I want. They're too immature, we're not…

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Face vs Body

What is more important to you with a stripper: face or body? Face is the most important thing to me overall when talking about physical features. But if we're talking about the whole body, I would have to lean slightly towards…

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SSTP

I've seen SSTP used quite often here and on other websites. What does it stand for? Can't find it on the glossary list or acronym finder. Thanks. t

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OT: Kareoke

At a bar had Kareoke nite. Some oldies but goodies country songs do the trick every time, gets these southern girls hot and bothered Friends in Low Places -- The Garth Brooks Never Call Me by My Name -- DAC Family Tradition --…

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NCAA Football 16-17 Powerhouses

Okay jumping the gun a little early, but who do you think will be the final 4 this year? (Would be interesting to re-visit this thread at the end of this year)

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OT: Metallica

I heard Metallica put out a new album. I used to love Metallica. I listened to all their albums all the way up through Re-load on a near weekly basis. Great for working out. But St.…

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Juice? Why are your chicken fangers running around in blue pants?

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/a-chicken-running-around-wearing-blue-pants-is-so-much-1785417558

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Delhi Escorts

"Hello friend i am Simran mehta independent escort in delhi. I like to meet only high profile gentelmen in five star hotels. Visit my site: http://www.simranmehta.com/

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Dancers having sex with old farts

What is the worst thing a dancer has to do after having sex with old farts? Puttig the diaper back on...

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What if vaginas had to orgasm in order to make babies?

A much smaller population right?

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The down side to an extras club

Their is no true seducation, their is no true build up...it's all wam bam thank you mam.....call me a queer if you need to but I love not having a dancer right off the bat...I love the visits...the playful dances....sedction....lust...build…

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Oily and smooth.

Yes, I'm talking about new car sales people, not quite as bad as the stereotypical shady used car salesperson. I've dealt with my share, mostly men, but given the opporturnity to talk to a sweet young babe, I'm impressed…

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Fat Men

I wonder how strippers manage to deal with fat men. I mean, I'm 325 no matter how good I might be in intimate situations it would hard to imagine someone age 100 or 150 enjoying that. Maybe its just…

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Old Men

I wonder how strippers manage to deal with old men. I mean, I'm 52 - no matter how good I might be in intimate situations it would hard to imagine someone age 20 or 30 enjoying that. Maybe…

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More proof that liberals are insane

N.C. teachers told not use the words "boys" and "girls" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3744983/Teachers-told-t-call-students-boys-girls-insensitive-transgender-children.html

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Old football footage of me runing fast in a game

https://youtu.be/rnH3qN1Anvc This for you mikeya

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Strip clubs and STDs

Over the years there have been many topics on using condoms to avoid STDs from sex workers. Has anybody ever seen a news article or heard of a friend that got an STD from a stripper ITC or OTC? Any…

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occums razor or space geneious algorithm?

occums razor is insufficient for catching triple bluff trolls triple bluff trolls like @mikey work tirelessly to create a pseudocredible backstory for their troll identities. they have their troll identities argue with each other. occums razor will not detect that. my…

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The Greatest System Ever

Give women lots of shit and they will love you https://youtu.be/sTme83Mlijs

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Fake tits: Dealbreaker?

I've always been Mr. Ass guy, but lately I've been becoming infatuated with the breasts. Speaking of breasts, is it a dealbreaker to you if a stripper has fake breasts? For me, as long as the breasts look and feel good, then…

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More On “God Cops” War Against Greenville Strip Club.

POLICE ACTION BIGGER, COSTLIER, UGLIER THAN ORIGINALLY REPORTED … The taxpayer-funded entrapment of dancers at at Upstate, S.C. strip club was far worse – and far more costly – than it has been portrayed in court, sources familiar with the situation…

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Biggest stripper tip

What's the most that you've heard a stripper receive in a single tip that was believable? Here's mine. The DS and I were on a trip. I was asking her about work the night before we left. She…