Phones

Depends who's calling.

I won't touch my phone in the bathroom. OCD paranoid about dropping it in toilet. Doubt I could use it again even if it was still functional.

^^^ you could give it to your favorite dancer if that happens

^well that's shitty.

The last couple hotels my wife and I stayed at had telephones in the bathroom / restroom. We both tried to ask ourselves, why? We came up with several funny reasons and a few serious ones. I guess it is not so strange after all. Who knew!?!

Phones are in bathrooms in case you need to call someone to help you wipe your butt.

crazyjoe is always available for that, shailynn, he has a preilection for shit.

Only if it's my g/f. Anyone else it goes to vm.

I'm usually on the phone anyway but I'll answer if it's someone close enough.

On occasion I read TUSCL posts on my phone on the the toilet. Seems appropriate and sets the tone for many TUSCL topics.

Not while the bomb doors are open.

Who bombed who

You guys are eating the wrong diets if you are sittng on the crapper looking at your phone or reading. You're not supposed to strain.

I sit down and immediately poop. Seriously. I don't get the people that "read" for 15-20 minutes