D*ck Maintenance

12 comments

• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Any tips on how to find my dick first ?
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I go to Jiffy Lube
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Good choice Papi. They do a good job of draining your fluids
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  I'm lazy so I just go by the drive in at "in and outs"
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Juice look down at that 4 foot long thing between your legs. After you regain consciousness, stroke it. That's your dick.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO Vince
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Shit vince! Lmfaooooooooooo
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO
  
  SJG
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  I don't know. I didn't find TheeOSU's post very clear at all. Is he maintaining a deck? A dock? A duck? (I just quack myself up ;-))
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  If you trim the shrubbery around your deck, it makes your deck look bigger
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Good advice mikey
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Shit