Gentlemen, some tips on how to maintain your d*ck!
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Any tips on how to find my dick first ?
I go to Jiffy Lube
Good choice Papi. They do a good job of draining your fluids
I'm lazy so I just go by the drive in at "in and outs"
Juice look down at that 4 foot long thing between your legs. After you regain consciousness, stroke it. That's your dick.
LMFAO Vince
Shit vince! Lmfaooooooooooo
LMFAO
SJG
I don't know. I didn't find TheeOSU's post very clear at all. Is he maintaining a deck? A dock? A duck? (I just quack myself up ;-))
If you trim the shrubbery around your deck, it makes your deck look bigger
Good advice mikey
Shit
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