D*ck Maintenance

Any tips on how to find my dick first ?

I go to Jiffy Lube

Good choice Papi. They do a good job of draining your fluids

I'm lazy so I just go by the drive in at "in and outs"

Juice look down at that 4 foot long thing between your legs. After you regain consciousness, stroke it. That's your dick.

LMFAO Vince

Shit vince! Lmfaooooooooooo

LMFAO

SJG

I don't know. I didn't find TheeOSU's post very clear at all. Is he maintaining a deck? A dock? A duck? (I just quack myself up ;-))

If you trim the shrubbery around your deck, it makes your deck look bigger

Good advice mikey

Shit