Fuego always infuriates me. There are...

Fuego always infuriates me. There are some real gems. Pretty latinas or AA that go there, but the best ones are always taken or on their phones. Their stage shows are too long, and need to be cut in half. It was hot and humid with the men to stripper ration at least 5-1. You will touch more dics than you will touch tits. However, you can touch when you get a lap dance, for $10. Which is hard to beat. PS. there is a chubby blonde with long hair who is always there. She wears fishnets alot (they look good, but feel terrible for a lap dance). She will fart on you. I have been a victim and watch others get hit too. Serial farter, beware or enjoy if that's your thing.