I went to the club just to take a puss is all, I didn't even have my wallet on me. The door man said it was cool that I didn't have ID or cover.
So I walk in an ask the bartender (who was very hot) where the restroom was, she winks and says "I bet you have a big one don't you"
I was totally not feeling her so I just brushed it off, then she was like, here's a pitcher to help you get started with all that pee hehe :)
Since I didn't have to go that bad, I sat down to get a few swirls, only so that I could go pee really bad. Then some chick walks up from behind me and says "OMG I thought you were Idris Alba or Chris Brown"
I'm like "ya I get that all the time they look so much alike"
Her yella ass was banging in those booty shorts, but I'm like whatever cuz I had just fucked two bitch befor I saw her.
So she sits down next to me and tells me she's bored. "I can't help you with that, I didn't bring one single dollar in here, I just came in to piss"
I could tell she knew I wasn't that nigga, so then she tells me, ok well I need a break, here's some money for you to give to the manager to take me to the VIP room. Bitch game me $500.
I'm like cool. I walk to the manager asked if he could help me out. "See shorty over there, she wants me to take her to the VIP
He was so shocked cuz she's a new dancer and never took anyone to VIP before. So he says to me "that girl is a virgin she ain't let anyone in them panties ever, I tried, I only hired her cuz she let me shake her hand, if you get in them thighs I let you in for free else you gonna pay twice for that room a total of $400, and just to make it fair I'll turn the camera off".
Well, I'm no player, but I like a challenge, so I tell shorty to let's go. We'll from the moment we went in she all over me, had to tell her to slow it down a bit. Anyway, she blew me, and then we fucked, I blew my load in her face for a little proof. When she left the room wiping nut off her face the manager knew we had fucked.
Now shorty blowing up my phone. How do I break it to her slowly that I'm just not that in to her.


look Chris Brown and Idris Elba but look nothing alike even if they are both black. Idris rules just based on being Stringer Bell, Chris Brown is a punk bitch who needs his ass kicked.