Please help I fucked a new dancer that looks like Nina for free
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Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
So I walk in an ask the bartender (who was very hot) where the restroom was, she winks and says "I bet you have a big one don't you"
I was totally not feeling her so I just brushed it off, then she was like, here's a pitcher to help you get started with all that pee hehe :)
Since I didn't have to go that bad, I sat down to get a few swirls, only so that I could go pee really bad. Then some chick walks up from behind me and says "OMG I thought you were Idris Alba or Chris Brown"
I'm like "ya I get that all the time they look so much alike"
Her yella ass was banging in those booty shorts, but I'm like whatever cuz I had just fucked two bitch befor I saw her.
So she sits down next to me and tells me she's bored. "I can't help you with that, I didn't bring one single dollar in here, I just came in to piss"
I could tell she knew I wasn't that nigga, so then she tells me, ok well I need a break, here's some money for you to give to the manager to take me to the VIP room. Bitch game me $500.
I'm like cool. I walk to the manager asked if he could help me out. "See shorty over there, she wants me to take her to the VIP
He was so shocked cuz she's a new dancer and never took anyone to VIP before. So he says to me "that girl is a virgin she ain't let anyone in them panties ever, I tried, I only hired her cuz she let me shake her hand, if you get in them thighs I let you in for free else you gonna pay twice for that room a total of $400, and just to make it fair I'll turn the camera off".
Well, I'm no player, but I like a challenge, so I tell shorty to let's go. We'll from the moment we went in she all over me, had to tell her to slow it down a bit. Anyway, she blew me, and then we fucked, I blew my load in her face for a little proof. When she left the room wiping nut off her face the manager knew we had fucked.
Now shorty blowing up my phone. How do I break it to her slowly that I'm just not that in to her.
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Probably like a BITCH!
Lol!
:)
Lol
Then no stripclubs in LA would ever be shut down :)
Rofl..