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This gave me an idea

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

I saw a TV ad for a new product. "Write-on Gogurt Tubes"

This gave me a brilliant idea. Trojan should make a "write-on" condom. What message would you write?

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motorhead
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Wrong Gogurt link

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mikeya02
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"Eat at Mikey's Bar and Grill, San Diego, California"

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Jackmd
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Jack is in the Building

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gawker
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Fuck you! I've got a short dick

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Hugh_G_Rection
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"Lower your Standards Tonight!" or "Take One for the Team"

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busta_nut
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Insert , remove, insert, repeat.

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JuiceBox69
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I'm all in

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crazyjoe
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Shit happens

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JuiceBox69
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Take it away johnny

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shailynn
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"How much is this gonna cost me?"

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ime
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No Regrets

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JuiceBox69
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Silly fagget dicks is for chicks

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JuiceBox69
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Your the only person I've done this with

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JuiceBox69
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Sorry no refunds

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JuiceBox69
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Fuck this and go make me a sandwich

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ime
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If your close enough to read this why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick

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ime
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Juice is gay

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ime
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Use in front room only

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JuiceBox69
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You wanna buy a system ?

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ime
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Join the organization i am building

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ime
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My other condom is in the RV

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ime
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No fat chicks

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mikeya02
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The Nina pleaser

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JuiceBox69
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Lol

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JuiceBox69
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Well reviewed

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JuiceBox69
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I think you just make shit up

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JuiceBox69
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Fuck you Jackie

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Tiburon
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"designed for warm dark places"

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ATACdawg
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"There's something in here. Honest!"

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JuiceBox69
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Trust me

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JuiceBox69
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Just the tip

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JuiceBox69
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Handel with care

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JuiceBox69
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May I take your order ?

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JuiceBox69
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Cheers

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Hugh_G_Rection
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"The Short Bus wins"

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bubba267
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Due to character length restrictions, just my initials...

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vincemichaels
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Screaming with delight is encouraged.

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JuiceBox69
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Hungry ? Why wait !

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mikeya02
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Bend over, here it comes again

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JuiceBox69
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Ajax can't fix this decision

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JuiceBox69
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Can you read this stupid ?

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JuiceBox69
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Game Over

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JuiceBox69
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Challenge accepted

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JuiceBox69
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Lay me 3 to 1

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JuiceBox69
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This message will self destruct in 60sec

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JuiceBox69
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Your daddy fucked you up girl

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JuiceBox69
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Obey your pimp bitch

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JuiceBox69
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Lol

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Jascoi
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i am in the right hole i hope.

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Cowboy12
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in case of emergency, pull handle

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JuiceBox69
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Suck it

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