I saw a TV ad for a new product. "Write-on Gogurt Tubes"
This gave me a brilliant idea. Trojan should make a "write-on" condom. What message would you write?
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This gave me an idea
Aug 19, 2016, 3:23 PM
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"Eat at Mikey's Bar and Grill, San Diego, California"
Jack is in the Building
Fuck you! I've got a short dick
"Lower your Standards Tonight!" or "Take One for the Team"
Insert , remove, insert, repeat.
I'm all in
Shit happens
Take it away johnny
"How much is this gonna cost me?"
No Regrets
Silly fagget dicks is for chicks
Your the only person I've done this with
Sorry no refunds
Fuck this and go make me a sandwich
If your close enough to read this why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick
Juice is gay
Use in front room only
You wanna buy a system ?
Join the organization i am building
My other condom is in the RV
No fat chicks
The Nina pleaser
Lol
Well reviewed
I think you just make shit up
Fuck you Jackie
"designed for warm dark places"
"There's something in here. Honest!"
Trust me
Just the tip
Handel with care
May I take your order ?
Cheers
"The Short Bus wins"
Due to character length restrictions, just my initials...
Screaming with delight is encouraged.
Hungry ? Why wait !
Bend over, here it comes again
Ajax can't fix this decision
Can you read this stupid ?
Game Over
Challenge accepted
Lay me 3 to 1
This message will self destruct in 60sec
Your daddy fucked you up girl
Obey your pimp bitch
Lol
i am in the right hole i hope.
in case of emergency, pull handle
Suck it
Wrong Gogurt link
youtu.be