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This gave me an idea

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I saw a TV ad for a new product. "Write-on Gogurt Tubes"

https://youtu.be/9vtQEfqoEQg

This gave me a brilliant idea. Trojan should make a "write-on" condom. What message would you write?

51 comments

  • motorhead
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    8 years ago
  • mikeya02
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    8 years ago
    "Eat at Mikey's Bar and Grill, San Diego, California"
  • Jackmd
    •
    8 years ago
    Jack is in the Building
  • gawker
    •
    8 years ago
    Fuck you!
    I've got a short dick
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    •
    8 years ago
    "Lower your Standards Tonight!" or
    "Take One for the Team"
  • busta_nut
    •
    8 years ago
    Insert , remove, insert, repeat.
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    I'm all in
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Shit happens
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Take it away johnny
  • shailynn
    •
    8 years ago
    "How much is this gonna cost me?"
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    No Regrets
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Silly fagget dicks is for chicks
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Your the only person I've done this with
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Sorry no refunds
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Fuck this and go make me a sandwich
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    If your close enough to read this why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    Juice is gay
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    Use in front room only
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    You wanna buy a system ?
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    Join the organization i am building
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    My other condom is in the RV
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    No fat chicks
  • mikeya02
    •
    8 years ago
    The Nina pleaser
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Lol
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Well reviewed
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    I think you just make shit up
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Fuck you Jackie
  • Tiburon
    •
    8 years ago
    "designed for warm dark places"
  • ATACdawg
    •
    8 years ago
    "There's something in here. Honest!"
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Trust me
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Just the tip
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Handel with care
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    May I take your order ?
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Cheers
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    •
    8 years ago
    "The Short Bus wins"
  • bubba267
    •
    8 years ago
    Due to character length restrictions, just my initials...
  • vincemichaels
    •
    8 years ago
    Screaming with delight is encouraged.
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Hungry ? Why wait !
  • mikeya02
    •
    8 years ago
    Bend over, here it comes again
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Ajax can't fix this decision
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Can you read this stupid ?
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Game Over
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Challenge accepted
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Lay me 3 to 1
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    This message will self destruct in 60sec
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Your daddy fucked you up girl
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Obey your pimp bitch
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Lol
  • Jascoi
    •
    8 years ago
    i am in the right hole i hope.
  • Cowboy12
    •
    8 years ago
    in case of emergency, pull handle
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Suck it
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