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This gave me an idea

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

I saw a TV ad for a new product. "Write-on Gogurt Tubes"

This gave me a brilliant idea. Trojan should make a "write-on" condom. What message would you write?

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motorhead

Wrong Gogurt link

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mikeya02

"Eat at Mikey's Bar and Grill, San Diego, California"

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Jackmd

Jack is in the Building

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gawker

Fuck you! I've got a short dick

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Hugh_G_Rection

"Lower your Standards Tonight!" or "Take One for the Team"

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busta_nut

Insert , remove, insert, repeat.

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JuiceBox69

I'm all in

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crazyjoe

Shit happens

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JuiceBox69

Take it away johnny

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shailynn

"How much is this gonna cost me?"

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ime

No Regrets

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JuiceBox69

Silly fagget dicks is for chicks

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JuiceBox69

Your the only person I've done this with

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JuiceBox69

Sorry no refunds

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JuiceBox69

Fuck this and go make me a sandwich

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ime

If your close enough to read this why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick

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ime

Juice is gay

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ime

Use in front room only

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JuiceBox69

You wanna buy a system ?

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ime

Join the organization i am building

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ime

My other condom is in the RV

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ime

No fat chicks

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mikeya02

The Nina pleaser

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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JuiceBox69

Well reviewed

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JuiceBox69

I think you just make shit up

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JuiceBox69

Fuck you Jackie

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Tiburon

"designed for warm dark places"

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ATACdawg

"There's something in here. Honest!"

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JuiceBox69

Trust me

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JuiceBox69

Just the tip

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JuiceBox69

Handel with care

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JuiceBox69

May I take your order ?

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JuiceBox69

Cheers

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Hugh_G_Rection

"The Short Bus wins"

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bubba267

Due to character length restrictions, just my initials...

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vincemichaels

Screaming with delight is encouraged.

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JuiceBox69

Hungry ? Why wait !

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mikeya02

Bend over, here it comes again

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JuiceBox69

Ajax can't fix this decision

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JuiceBox69

Can you read this stupid ?

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JuiceBox69

Game Over

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JuiceBox69

Challenge accepted

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JuiceBox69

Lay me 3 to 1

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JuiceBox69

This message will self destruct in 60sec

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JuiceBox69

Your daddy fucked you up girl

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JuiceBox69

Obey your pimp bitch

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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Jascoi

i am in the right hole i hope.

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Cowboy12

in case of emergency, pull handle

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JuiceBox69

Suck it

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