Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

MILF n Cougar

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cnyknight
Aug 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

As others have stated the biggest expectation you should have before planning a trip to Desire is the kind of women that dance here. You will not find the 20-30 somethings here. In all my years clubbing around the country I have never seen a bigger concentration of MILFs and Cougars in any club. Now, that is not necessarily a bad thing. From what I observed the majority of the women had pretty decent bodies, if you can get past the mature woman faces. I think close to 50% of the women had bolt on's. Pretty good cross section of women, some white (blondes and brunettes), Brazilian, an Asian, a chocolate. I was surprised with how many women were there on a Sunday night.

I walked into a well lit rectangular bar room. 2 smaller stages in the center of the bar with poles and the bar running around the edge. Paid a 2 drink minimum of 10 dollars. I did not partake in a dance this visit but could see towards the back rooms and there were full doors. However, one of the women told me there were cameras and to be discrete if you do go back. Additionally she warned me that dances were not by song but every four minutes and to be careful because some of the girls may scam you for an extra dance by not opening the door before getting dressed and situated.

The thing I actually liked about this place which has been a much better experience than the other clubs ive visited on this trip was the dollar parade believe it or not. The girls walk around the outside of the bar and will talk to you for a minute or two and they will do a little lap grind. Hands roamed a little bit to check the merchandise and everyone was very friendly. What a change from the girls walking around the inside of the bar just collecting dollars. So if you are interested in dances, you can at least get an idea before you wander into the back. Dances are 30 bucks for 4 minutes which to me is very very steep considering the place, but people pay it. I think it is likely that way cause you see older patrons who are willing to pay for some attention.

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