The Oasis Gentlemen's Club
Closed
490 W Jericho Turnpike Smithtown, NY 11787

Middle of the road experience

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NegroeDamus
Aug 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

So to preface I used to go semi frequently to this spot a few years back when they allowed you to smoke inside the girls wore pasties. I never wanted to go back for those reasons, but one extremely slow night I wandered in on a Tuesday to a dead club besides 3 very loud people at the bar and 3 girls on shift who weren't dancing in the slightest. I was told to come back on a Saturday since that is the HOT night ... I kept my expectations low.

I was comforted to see that they had redone the decor and upgraded it ever so slightly and don't allow indoor smoking which is comforting. On the Saturday I revisited the music was the only good thing about my trip. None of the girls I found particularly attractive and the ones that came up to me had the conversation skills of a sponge. Not to say I expect Einstein level intellect in my strippers, just basic communication skills and I don't like it to seem to obvious that all they want is my money. Just a little finesse and originality so the fact that they failed on both accounts was laughable and I didn't spend any money on the girls. I did run a pretty good bar tab since I felt bad and tipped the bartender accordingly.

All in all, don't go any other night than a Friday/Saturday and only if you have nothing better to do. Oh, and keep your expectations super low. Your welcome :)

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