Third visit, still waiting to be satisfied.

I want to like this club. I really, really want to like this club. The location, size, and truly unique vibe make this the type of club I could see myself visiting regularly. Unfortunately, every single time I stop by, it's like a ghost town. I've gone in during the morning shift, swing shift, and night shift of various week days, and I have yet to see a dancer performing on their main topless stage. Ever. The DJ is there, the music is playing, and a couple dancers can sporadically be seen roaming the floor and talking to customers, but for the 30+ minutes of each visit, I saw no one get on stage.

The club doubles as both a topless club and a fully nude club. I'm not sure if the fully nude section is only during a specific time frame or if it is a "by request" type of thing, where they'll turn everything up when there is a willing audience. Regardless, two of my three visits took place while the fully nude half was open. Unlike the topless half, I was able to see a few dancers on the main stage of the fully nude section. I have yet to partake in a private or table dance from the topless side, as the strip-less strip club was kind of a buzzkill... However, I did find that fully nude dances are $20.00 per song and are strictly no-touching.The nuts and bolts of the dance were great, but it certainly felt as though the dance started a little late and ended while the song was still going. For me, the higher price and "arms glued to your side" policy are enough to deter me from getting another nude dance. From what I can tell, there is a more limited number of dancers than at some other clubs, but the ones I've talked to have been very friendly. If there was one feature of the club that would persuade me to visit again (and I'm sure I will), it was how personable and relate-able the dancers were. The super cheap, "buy one, get two" drink thing goes a long way as well...

I'm still hoping that I just had some bad luck on my visits so far. I will certainly be giving it a few more chances, but it's getting more and more difficult to justify when so many other clubs are in the surrounding area,