Broken Hearted

There you sit inhaling smelly vapors
Some one stole the toilet paper.
Should I leave or sit and linger
Or will I just have to use my finger

When Adam was a little lad before toilet paper was invented
He wiped his ass on a tuft of grass and walked away contented

Could be worse, crazyjoe. Before I sat and farted, I shit my pants again.

Vince that's called Sharting!

Crazy, isn't that the beginning to a Bon Jovi song

lol - shit jokes love them - u guys are killing me...

Soeone pulled my finger

Someone pulled my finger