Clunking

The "clunk" and the "ass slap" are what a dancer does, when they have no other skills to keep a customers attention.

Makes me turn my head like Pavlov's dog. Which is the point.

If the "clunk" is what makes the gunshot like sound, then yeah, not a fan.

There is this one dancer at Penthouse (who is hot btw) who does this thing on stage where when she first gets onstage she hits the dander pole with her hips/ass that makes this loud bang and rattle noise. Because she's hot....it's hot....but is the only dancer I have ever seen do this before.

Yep, the girls do it when they want more attention, they know exactly what they're doing. "Look at me, you fucks", is what that means.

The ass slap, cited by rockie, is completely different -- that's just a girl who thinks she's doing something hot, that she doesn't realize many/most customers find corny

Yep, I don't like it either. Maybe it's called clanging?

I don't like it either. Fortunately only a few dancers at my regular club do this anyway, so not a major issue.
If they all did it, it would really be annoying!

I look, then turn away. Honey, if you want my attention, we'll do some LD's

Yeah - annoying.

This has been discussed b/f and the consensus was that they do it to get attention - sorta as being annoyed they are on stage and no-one is paying attention nor tipping them - kinda like "oh yeah you're gonna notice-me/pay-attention now" - can sorta be throwing a bit of a temp-tantrum b/c no-one is paying attention to them.

Or they could be doing it out of boredom.

Clun King she's an AMP girl in Santa Clary right? SjG please confirm.

By girl i meant lady boy, no disrespect

I'm glad I only "ping" when I use the shitter.

Dancers that make noises banging the shoes together, twerking ass clapping or calling themselves chocolate have gotten a total lifetime income of zero from me.....combined.