So have criticized me for my Dachshund system. But I have persevered in my conviction that young women like to pet cute wiener dogs!
You laughed when I added frogs into the mix. But now I am getting a pair of pet geckos!
It will be the dachshund-lizard-frog system and it will be brilliant! ;)
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Will girls be able to get good deals on auto insurance from them?
Nothing like being able to show them your lizard! ;-)
Choose another pet, geckos are ugly ! LOL
Oh what a System!
I'm actually taking care of the geckos for a friend that will be abroad for a couple off months.
But I can still entice strippers to visit with the old "would you like to pet my wiener dog" and then hit them with "now let me show you my lizard".
See? It's just brilliant! If that doesn't get me a rimjob I don't know what will! ;)
Ace
Have any of those animals got you laid yet?
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