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1000 ways to die

sharkhunter

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

One thing I learned from watching the show is that your shit and gas can be deadly.

One guy asked a fat guy to fart and he had a lit torch behind him. The fat guy farted and flames shot all around the guy holding the torch. His clothes ignited and he burned to death.

Another guy forgot to flush, sat down for a second time, threw a cigarette in the toilet, the metane in the toilet exploded killing him. Smoking does kill.

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sharkhunter

Methane

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Dougster

"You cannot light a fart on fire!"

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Dougster

Isn't that how Kenny died?

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sharkhunter
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vincemichaels

A heart attack killed me. I'M BACK !!!

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mikeya02

The guy who pissed on an electric fence suffered a gruesome death

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sharkhunter

^. That must have hurt really bad.

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mikeya02

The electricity traveled through the urine, through his penis, and fried his guts. Horrid

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vincemichaels

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! I'm glad i"m not eating.

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Jascoi

ever been zapped by an electric fence or a tazer? i have. i didnt feel a thing once i regained consciousness. butt it is weird looking up from the ground when you come around.

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