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Have You Ever Worn Basketball Shorts of Sweatpants to a Strip Club? (The Anti-Sy

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Dougster

I have. A few times they said I had to go back and change before I could come in because I failed to meet the dress.

If any thing, I would say dress in the this "perv-ware" probably helped with mileage.

Your experiences?

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JohnSmith69

You can't improve upon perfection. Just accept the System, and wear a white three piece suit.

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twentyfive

^^^^Or maybe a three piece white track suit.

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shadowcat

I wear shorts unless the wind chill is below freezing. Then I wear sweats. I have only been refused entry once. That was at Thee Whiskey Tavern, a dump in Columbia SC.

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larryfisherman

Sure, but I'd only try that during the daytime. They would refuse me entry at night dressing like that.

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crazyjoe

I wear boxers only

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LecherousMonk

I was, until quite recently, so naive as to look down on the guys who wore them as classless bums, not realizing their motive in doing so.

PS Should I stop wearing jeans?

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Mate27

My basketball shorts and I get more ass than a toilet seat. Many guys during the day shift are wearing these. It's quite common in this area, and dancers prefer them over jeans. They do tell me.

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shailynn

In my younger days I used to wear sweatpants to a very open extras club. It was the type where the VIP wasn't that private so clothes had to be "slid" out of the way.

Now that I'm older I would never do that. I usually wear jeans, or slacks.

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flagooner

Never jeans. Not only do they make dances less pleasurable, but strippers hate grinding on them too.

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Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

That's all I ever wear is basketball shorts. It's hot and humid in Georgia nearly every single day from April all the way until October so I like to dress comfortably. In the much cooler months from November to about early March I'll still wear shorts but most of the time I'll wear some sweatpants or thin lounge pants.

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Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

The dancers actually prefer shorts over pants and especially jeans just for the easier access and the softer material. I never gotten thrown out or refused entry because of it.

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san_jose_guy

There is an underlying conflict. It isn't just the dress codes, its that girls react strongly, at least some of them, to how a guy dresses. This The System, runs in opposition to The Anti-System, which favors on site mileage enjoyment.

I have long gotten away with dressing like a slob at our local clubs ( no mileage at these clubs ) just because guys get to dress as they like.

But this does not work at AMPs, there it makes a big difference how a guy dresses.

SJG

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jackslash

Shorts? I'm trying to have a civilization here.

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rl27

Back in the early to mid 90's I wore sweats a lot Never got turned back, until around 1998 or so. Since then I have found out that a nice pair or old dress pants works best.

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HungryGiraffe

I roll commando in thin sweat pants, at UHM clubs. Commando in thin dress slacks otherwise.

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goldmongerATL

I wear shorts about half the time to our favorite UHM club in Atlanta. More than a few times it leads to direct skin to skin pussy grind or even a quick BJ or FS sample. The skilled dancers can absolutely hide the fact that your willie is free and up to no good.

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MrDeuce

My pants choices at strip clubs run the gamut from sweat pants to sweat shorts. In 20+ years I've been turned away twice: once at Skybox in Harvey and once at Club 390 in Chicago Heights. Dancers love the pants I wear, or at least tell me they do. They also hate jeans. Why would any self-respecting, grind-seeking guy wear jeans to a strip club?

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JamesSD

I have on a hot summer weekend day that I wasn't originally planning to club, but was in the area.

I got extra attention from the ugly extras girls and the cleaner girls stayed away. Sadly there were no girls in the middle I wanted.

I think basketball shorts send a signal to a certain kind of girl .

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Clackport

Hell yes.

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vincemichaels

I generally wear dress slacks, I've worn thin swimming trunks down in Florida. The bouncers up here give you a look if you wear thin shorts up here in Detroit..

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ndnman

Thin dress pants. Commando. Ditch the belt also as it makes for easier access for the dancer. Sit back and enjoy.

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JuiceBox69

Ultra thin black under armour shorts camando with a baggy shirt that says something provocative

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