just finished the first test of my space geneious weather modification machine. nasa asked me to get one working this hurricane season. a rush job to combat global warming. i was able to reduce hermine from category 4 to category 1. your welcome
now i can return to my efforts to help the tuscl trolls. the trolls on this site are really psychologically damaged and they need me
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Fuck you, jackie. I like hurricanes, the bigger the better.
Thank-you? For what, because it almost worked.
Almost just means you're the best of the losers!
ATACdawg, to be fair he said he reduced Hermine from category 4 to category 1. That is kind of brilliant!
On the other hand the OP is kind of insane and that's non-brilliant. So it evens out! ;)
Well I think there's a 1 to 5% chance I'm really in a coma because if I get sick or excited for whatever reason, the weather seems to act up too. I give it 95 to 99% chance it's just coincidence because you only remember the wether acting screwy when it is. I give a .01% chance that I really did make contact with the AI program running our universe and that the AI thinks it's amusing to screw around making things I think about happen. Why do I give such low odds? The AI would probably show me who's boss if I said too much.
4got, check the title. DrPhil. said it almost worked! :-)
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