At 10:30AM I picked up my CF Jenna at her apartment and brought her to my house. We ate my lasagna for lunch, and then we had sex. She did not want any money because, as she said, she appreciates all the things I do for her. I drove her to the club and dropped her off about 1PM.
I don't think I qualify as a stripper boyfriend. Maybe I'm a stripper old-man friend. Whatever it is, it works for me.
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I'm sorry, but lasagna then sex? What about garlic breath and the bits of parsley stuck between your teeth? Kind of a heavy meal, too.
Was that a 2 layer or 3 layer? the lasagna?
Jackslash is bulkig up for the 2016 sexual Olympics in Beijing.
I'm jealous. that lasagna sounds good. ;)
Great, I was going to take Jenna to VIP this afternoon. Now I I'll have to find another dancer!
atta boy!
I was going to VIP with Jenna too but now I'n go to Giovanni's
Sounds like you got a good one jackslash.
SJG
Lasagna reminds me of labia. I really need to get back to the club soon.
^^^ I've had dancers either turn dow tip money or flat out return money. Now in my instance it was tip money for conversation and not tip money for sex. But dancers sometimes do return tips.
I'm so glad everybody picked up on the important part of the story--the lasagna.
I just woke up again, and I want lasagna now. LOL
I make excellent lasagna--3 layers with lots of meat and cheese.
I think she loves you - I hear wedding bells
How do you have time to make a lasagna b/w TUSCLing, SCing, & OTCing - you're the mane
For the low price of 1 lap dance, you can get my lasagna recipe. PL tested. Stripper approved.
I'd rather fuck and have the lasagna afterwards.
Carolynne, you've got a deal!
I'd rather fuck the lasagna - don't judge me
"I don't think I qualify as a stripper boyfriend. Maybe I'm a stripper old-man friend. Whatever it is, it works for me. "
don't mess with heaven
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