Dropping off my stripper at the club

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
At 10:30AM I picked up my CF Jenna at her apartment and brought her to my house. We ate my lasagna for lunch, and then we had sex. She did not want any money because, as she said, she appreciates all the things I do for her. I drove her to the club and dropped her off about 1PM.

I don't think I qualify as a stripper boyfriend. Maybe I'm a stripper old-man friend. Whatever it is, it works for me.

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gammanu95
8 years ago
I'm sorry, but lasagna then sex? What about garlic breath and the bits of parsley stuck between your teeth? Kind of a heavy meal, too.
shadowcat
8 years ago
Was that a 2 layer or 3 layer? the lasagna?
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Jackslash is bulkig up for the 2016 sexual Olympics in Beijing.
Jascoi
8 years ago
I'm jealous. that lasagna sounds good. ;)
Corvus
8 years ago
Great, I was going to take Jenna to VIP this afternoon. Now I I'll have to find another dancer!
larryfisherman
8 years ago
atta boy!
Beaver_Hunter
8 years ago
I was going to VIP with Jenna too but now I'n go to Giovanni's
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Sounds like you got a good one jackslash.

SJG
beguiled
8 years ago
Lasagna reminds me of labia. I really need to get back to the club soon.
Dominic77
8 years ago
^^^ I've had dancers either turn dow tip money or flat out return money. Now in my instance it was tip money for conversation and not tip money for sex. But dancers sometimes *do* return tips.
jackslash
8 years ago
I'm so glad everybody picked up on the important part of the story--the lasagna.

vincemichaels
8 years ago
I just woke up again, and I want lasagna now. LOL
jackslash
8 years ago
I make excellent lasagna--3 layers with lots of meat and cheese.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
I think she loves you - I hear wedding bells
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
How do you have time to make a lasagna b/w TUSCLing, SCing, & OTCing - you're the mane
jackslash
8 years ago
For the low price of 1 lap dance, you can get my lasagna recipe. PL tested. Stripper approved.
carolynne
8 years ago
I'd rather fuck and have the lasagna afterwards.
jackslash
8 years ago
Carolynne, you've got a deal!
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
I'd rather fuck the lasagna - don't judge me
rogertex
8 years ago
"I don't think I qualify as a stripper boyfriend. Maybe I'm a stripper old-man friend. Whatever it is, it works for me.
"

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