If you wanna good laugh..

Had a couple hours to kill on a Monday afternoon, very rarely do I have time like this, but instead of doing anything productive, I decided to give myself some interesting entertainment. Interesting it was indeed...

I was heading north on Aurora Ave, saw a couple SW, one looked kinda good thought I'd maybe get a closer look and mess around with her, like asking weird questions and stuff. I'm not the type to pay for that kind of stuff, its readily available and free so no need to use my own funds. Anyways by the time I bucked a u turn the chick was gone, vanished. Then a couple blocks laterror, I spot the infamous DB sign and was reminded of the reviews i read on this website. Said what the heck, parked the whip in back so I wouldnt get caught slippin. Made my way up to the entrance to be surprised that it was a sex shop, but as I made my way thru that fine establishment, I came upon a much finer one, Dancing Bare! A quick look around, which was a total of 2.5 seconds that's all it takes for the tour of this joint. There was a 40 something lady on stage, not really doing much, maybe she calls it dancing but I call it yuck. There was one othere patron there, must get paid by them so no one else thinks they're the only other person there. I waited till the song was over and asked the young lady, if there was anyone else working. She replied, they were supposed to be here half an hour ago. So I guess that meant a no. I said thanks and walked on out. It took me longer to walk to my car than the total time spent in that joint. The lady was nice, but her dancing years should have ended 15 years ago, by the way she seemed to age.

Dont go here unless you get your hollies from this kind of place and ladies..

No offense to her of course.