Aging gracefully
gawker
Older than dirt
Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California.
Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…”
“OK.”
Ten years later at 40 they play.
“Where you wanna go?”
"Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screenTVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”
Ten years later at 50.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is good and there is plenty of parking.”
”OK.”
At 60
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“OK”
At 70
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”
At 80
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”
Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…”
“OK.”
Ten years later at 40 they play.
“Where you wanna go?”
"Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screenTVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”
Ten years later at 50.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is good and there is plenty of parking.”
”OK.”
At 60
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“OK”
At 70
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”
At 80
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”
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ck with Hooters, I'm going with jackslash.
SJG
But you see what marriage will do to a guy.
:)
SJG
1) I'm in early 60's, and my primary reason for going to Hooters is still the babes with nice racks and tight shorts.
2) Wtf Chicago ? CA guy has to fly longer flights than NY counterpart every time. Why not alternate western and eastern locales. Chicago vs Pebble Beach or Myrtle Beach ? Gmafb!!
3) Any dude that keeps asking why his bud wants to go to Hooters without offering a viable alternative has to be a real dullard.
4) There's plenty of other sports bars that have cold beer and big screen TV's around.
5) A 50 yo who thinks Hooters has good food ? One would think that he would have had a better developed and more discerning palate many years ago.
6) I have yet to find a Hooters that has plenty of parking, let alone 6HC spots "right by the door."
SJG
http://www.missbellydance.com/Belly_Danc…
But I still say Viet Coffee is better.
:)
SJG
Most of the country is still seriously deprived.
SJG
10130 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92843
Good to know about.
SJG
Does the California Girls strip club have lots of Asians?
SJG
I was just hoping, because I saw once an Asian girl on the front page of their web site, and also someone posted about an Asian girl there coming and siting on his lap.
But I also see that they have this distance keeper thing set up around their stage.
Thanks for the info,
SJG