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Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California.
Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…”
“OK.”

Ten years later at 40 they play.
“Where you wanna go?”
"Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screenTVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”

Ten years later at 50.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is good and there is plenty of parking.”
”OK.”

At 60
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“OK”

At 70
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”

At 80
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”

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RandomMember

LOL!

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RandomMember

Sending this to my sister

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Jascoi

i love it. i hope this ain't truthful with me.

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Papi_Chulo

LOL - nice one - thanks for posting

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jackslash

I'm aging disgracefully.

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vincemichaels

Ta he
ck with Hooters, I'm going with jackslash.

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san_jose_guy

That is depressing!

SJG

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Jascoi

wish i was wise @ 26... 27... 28. or a least when I turned 29.

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JimGassagain

Depressing they did not become individuated before their life of marriage.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ very true.

But you see what marriage will do to a guy.

:)

SJG

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minnow

Nice try, gawker. I got a few chuckles, but your narrative begs to be dissected..........

  1. I'm in early 60's, and my primary reason for going to Hooters is still the babes with nice racks and tight shorts.
  2. Wtf Chicago ? CA guy has to fly longer flights than NY counterpart every time. Why not alternate western and eastern locales. Chicago vs Pebble Beach or Myrtle Beach ? Gmafb!!
  3. Any dude that keeps asking why his bud wants to go to Hooters without offering a viable alternative has to be a real dullard.
  4. There's plenty of other sports bars that have cold beer and big screen TV's around.
  5. A 50 yo who thinks Hooters has good food ? One would think that he would have had a better developed and more discerning palate many years ago.
  6. I have yet to find a Hooters that has plenty of parking, let alone 6HC spots "right by the door."
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shadowcat

Thankfully there is no Hooters near me. So I have a good excuse for not going. :)

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san_jose_guy

Hooters near me has lots of blondes, but they are not that easy to engage with. I don't really like the basketball uniforms. Now yes, Hooters has food, and food is a necessity. But I still like Viet Coffee better. I like the girls in stripper heels, and more makeup, and often wearing sheer chemises, and parading around to make tea glass refills, so you get more chances to talk to them.

SJG

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jayhawk123

Twin Peaks women are so much better and better more revealing outfits

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jayhawk123

Twin Peaks women are so much better and better more revealing outfits

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san_jose_guy

Jayhawk, thanks for that info. I had noticed that on their corporate web site.

But I still say Viet Coffee is better.

:)

SJG

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Jascoi

wish there was a viet coffee shop in my hood.

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Jascoi

i've been to the gz in garden grove a few times. i like it. good coffee. ;)

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JamesSD

I like it, although "the food is good" is complete bullshit ;) Somehow they can't even do chicken wings or chacken fingers right.

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san_jose_guy

GZ Cafe
10130 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92843

Good to know about.

SJG

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shadowcat

When I lived in Orange County CA we called it Garbage Grove.

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gammanu95

I can't remember the last time I saw a 7+ working at Hooters. The Tilted Kilt here shut down for lack of business (bad location, if you ask me). A Twin Peaks just opened, right by some hotels, and that place is always packed.

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san_jose_guy

I think it was a long time ago when Shadowcat was in Orange County. Now it is a Vietnamese stronghold, so along with San Jose you find the Coffee Shops.

Does the California Girls strip club have lots of Asians?

SJG

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Jascoi

no.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ rats.

I was just hoping, because I saw once an Asian girl on the front page of their web site, and also someone posted about an Asian girl there coming and siting on his lap.

But I also see that they have this distance keeper thing set up around their stage.

Thanks for the info,
SJG

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vincemichaels

Life is change, I'm getting up there, with a handicap or two, but hey, that's life.

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Jascoi

Thousand oaks ca hooters is pretty good.

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