I was lamenting to my married friend the other day ( I'm single), about how much I've spent on this hobby. He said, "sh!t man, we're all paying for it." Then went on to explain all the ways in which he believes a married man is paying for it, factoring in frequency, quality, etc.
Most of the time, little head wins over the big head. I'd rather have pussy then no pussy at all. Don't try to thing about it much; it's a little head decision.
This is sort of like saying, "Restaurants cost money, why do we keep going?" . . . Because it's often better and always easier than what we can get on our own.
This is how a married man pays for pussy: Saturday wife and I opened a bottle of wine at 2:00 p.m.. Watched a movie, drank some wine, smoked some weed. Put on some porn, had amazing sex I (27 years ago her bj skills were about a 3, now for reasons I will never understand she is close to a 10), well better than amazing. Washed up and since we were hungry grabbed a rack of beers, more weed and did a 45 mile back roads cruise in the WRX to Rhode island and our favorite restaurant. Tasting plate, bottle of Sangiovese, braised porn shank over a bed of parmesan polenta and we ended up chatting with a couple at the bar. They were supposed to meet some couple from AFF, but got blown off. Hey, it happens. They're coming over for dinner Friday, so no strip clubbing until after the pats game on Sunday. I pay through the nose I guess.
Tiburon: Not even a steak dinner or a drink while out at least once? No dates? Or did you split the check?
Not that one can't just crash parties and score with drunk women there a back room for free. Sure. But at some point ya's got to shell out for something at least once. But maybe you are just that careful. Even sugar babies pay their sugar mamas back with time spent. And time is more valuable than money.
When it came to dinner dates, one it's rare for me because I usually cook for myself since I hate the chef's attitude and the concept of tipping on average service, two the girls I'm with usually don't care about that stuff because their happy to pay for my groceries (when they come to my place for dinner). The few times I had a dinner date I made it known I don't pay for women's food ESPECIALLY if we hardly know each other. USUALLY that is a one date and gone thing because apparently some women think it's the 1940s. But for the most part women I date know what I'm about and either deal with it or leave.
Then there's times where chicks get too horny in the club and just want to cu k but I only had gotten that lucky once.
Because I am drawn to hot women. People blow money all the time on stuff and I just prefer it to be for my favorite past-time which happens to be lovely ladies. I cannot think of a better way to spend a hard earned dime after taking care of basic necessities like home, car, utilities, etc.
26 comments
TUSCL's funniest avatar.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c02a8d38-af…
Not that one can't just crash parties and score with drunk women there a back room for free. Sure. But at some point ya's got to shell out for something at least once. But maybe you are just that careful. Even sugar babies pay their sugar mamas back with time spent. And time is more valuable than money.
Then there's times where chicks get too horny in the club and just want to cu k but I only had gotten that lucky once.