Rules for Grandmas House
crazyjoe
Colorado
Friday, September 16, 2016 10:19 PM
Her favorite word is shit!
She now has dimentia so she forgets how many times she says shit!
She collects junk food from the cafateria at the old folks home.
Her table is a collection of candy bars, candy canes, cards, popcorn bags from months ago, rotten fruit, especially bananas, marry Christmas stuff from 2015 because she doesnt know what day it is.
She always tries sending you home with roten fruit like you cant afford to buy it yourself.
Never ever touch the tongs she has on the bathroom counter. She uses it to wipe with.
She starts fights with the neighbor because she still thinks her dog is alive and they stole her dog. Apparently they put a mustache on her dog so she wouldnt recognise it.
She told me tonite there is a hole in the concrete where she grew up because she took a hammer and cracked her nuts there. She has no idea what kind of joke material she is comming up with.
How much fun is/was your grandma?
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