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would you like me to teach the laser eyes

DoctorPhil.
Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes

i am even better than rasputman with the laser eyes and i can teach there use

your welcome

6 comments

  • DoctorPhil.
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    8 years ago
    however i will not teach @mikey the laser eyes until he gets psychiatric help
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    What can I do with the laser eyes? Can I see through hot women's clothing? Can I burn holes through walls? Will I be able to set you on fire?
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    8 years ago
    Not sure its what Phil Dot had in mind, but having laser eyes as (1) a means of navigation upon going into a darkened club from daylight, and (2) a means to avoid the ubiquitous blind moment when the Fuggliest dancer at a club tries to snag you while you can't gauge just how awful she is .... that in and of itself would be priceless!
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    ^^^^ yeah I'd certainly pay for that, epscially if I could never have to deal with #1 again!
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    The doctor has returned. LOL
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "laser eyes" = brilliant!

    "rasputman" and the "zarina" = double brilliant!
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