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rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes
i am even better than rasputman with the laser eyes and i can teach there use
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however i will not teach @mikey the laser eyes until he gets psychiatric help
What can I do with the laser eyes? Can I see through hot women's clothing? Can I burn holes through walls? Will I be able to set you on fire?
Not sure its what Phil Dot had in mind, but having laser eyes as (1) a means of navigation upon going into a darkened club from daylight, and (2) a means to avoid the ubiquitous blind moment when the Fuggliest dancer at a club tries to snag you while you can't gauge just how awful she is .... that in and of itself would be priceless!
^^^^ yeah I'd certainly pay for that, epscially if I could never have to deal with #1 again!
The doctor has returned. LOL
"laser eyes" = brilliant!
"rasputman" and the "zarina" = double brilliant!
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