I get that question on civvie dates, where it's a bona fide compliment. With strippers, of course, it's just part of their hustle. I like Corvus's answer. Maybe next time I'm asked by a stripper, I'll say something like, "Well it turns out I have a brand new one, she's sitting next to me and about to tell me what kind of shot she wants to drink"
I get that a question a lot. I don't know if it's because I'm young. I usually tell them I don't have the time to commit to a relationship right now (which is true).
larry->" I don't know if it's because I'm young."
Larry, you get it because it's hustle. That's all. If you're even average-looking so that it doesn't seem ridiculous, they'll ask, they know how flattering that question is.
I tell them that my last girlfriend found it uncomfortable and a bit painful to have sex due to the size of my cock. I'm currently auditioning for a new partner.
After the first LD she knows I was kidding.
I don't have a girlfriend because women my age are ugly and disgusting and--for some strange reason--hot, young women don't want to date a man in his 60's. Thank God for hot, young strippers, who find me extremely attractive.
ditto jack slash. butt there are a couple of ladies that are old that i might consider... i see them on tv. rare unusual ladies that really take care of themselves.
I'd come back with something flirty about no one woman could handle me or that you're just having too much fun.
Opens the door if any wanted to be freebie fuck buddies
If I had the financial means, I'd have a girlfriend (read: mistress, aka 'kept woman'). Mrs. 77 is siting beside me shaking her head YES. She's acknowledging the 'financial means' part. She DGAF about the girlfriend or the side piece. Hell, it might give her someone else to talk to about shit! Lol!
Basically, if I have enough extra money for girlfriend, then I have more than enough to keep the wife happy. Financing TWO households. Aka, I'd be a rich stud. Many wives are 'all about' the money and security. Mine is no different. She confirms that, yes, she can be bought off.
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