Epic Fail: Taking a Civie Girl to a Strip Club
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Sunday, September 18, 2016 5:41 PM
Sometimes things seem like such a good idea, and then you get there...
I have been seeing a divorced MILF for several months. We live several hours apart and meet one weekend night once a month and have wall to wall sex in a hotel somewhere between her home and mine. We have really crossed a lot of sexual boundaries and crossed off several sexual fantasies on our "sex bucket list." There's really nothing too taboo and on top of that we really get along well.
I had to go away to a large city I don't get to visit often and invited her. I brought up the idea to her and she had already booked her flight before I even booked mine. We met up Friday night, and since we go so hard sexually and this time had 2 nights together I suggested we go out on Friday night and party. We needed it since we both had a really stressful week at work. We went out for a nice dinner, and had a bottle of wine and a drink, so when we left the restaurant we were pretty toasty. Instead of going back to the hotel or going to a nearby club that seemed like a nice spot, I had the bright idea that I would take her to a strip club and not tell her about it.
After all, she had talked about going to strip clubs several times with male co-workers in her town because they were nice places with great lunch buffets. Walking in, she still didn't even know where I was taking while I was paying the cover and she didn't realize it until we walked in the main room. We sat down and I could see the look in her eye, my coolness cred went down 10 points immediately. It was a somewhat divey place (to her) but most PLs on here (including me) would be fine with it. It stunk of smoke (both of us are non-smokers) and there were about 15 dancers running around. 3 stunners (which none were near us) and a bunch of 5's near us.
The one time I needed a waitress more than ever to keep feeding us shots, and we only got served once in the 30 minutes we were there. I wanted to go to the bar to grab more drinks but didn't want to leave her. She finally saw an attractive stripper and said 'man she's hot' but by then I could tell the magic was gone and I needed to get her out of there ASAP. If the waitress would have serviced us more it may have salvaged the trip but that's a big "if." I didn't have high expectations but I was thinking she would have some laughs and we would buy each other a few table dances and that's it. I think with my civvie friend, going in there she immediately started feeling a little intimidated by girls running around naked. She said if it were a more upscale club we probably would have had a better time. I doubt it!
She asked me "why did you think I'd want to come to a strip club?" and I said "well I thought it would make both of us horny and you mentioned you've been to them before," and then she asked "you never talk about them, do you regularly go to them?" I responded "Uh no, I don't."
Live and learn, she is one of the only two women I have been around (that has not been a stripper) that I would think I would have a chance at taking to a club and her enjoying or tolerating it. I was wrong! Luckily it was a running joke the rest of the weekend and she wasn't mad.
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