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Sometimes you have to let strippers know exactly where they stand

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ButterManIndianapolis

The last 3 months I've in the midst of selling my house and buying a new one. So i've had to deal with closing cost..etc. As well as buying mostly all new furniture. So my money as been pretty tight all summer. So I've had to back off my monthly OTC stripper for the last couple of months. She has been freaking out and arguing with me about it. She knew this was coming I just dont think she took me seriously.I actually think its kind of funny. So I finally got around to having dinner and a hook up with her tonight. So I basically broke it down to her tonight and let her that, if I have any sort of money issues due to bills, responsibilites, mortgage, car, health, the health of my dog and I have to make cut backs she is the first back. i know these young girls are all about themselves but I didnt actually put paying to fuck her up there with the real life important stuff.

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Dominic77

Abso-fucking-lutely. I put paying strippers down pretty far in my monthly budget list of priorities, too. It's not even a second thought really.

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TravelingGolfer

PETA approves of this message.

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shadowcat

"People eating tasty animals" approved this message?

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TravelingGolfer

Lol. You are cray cray Shadow. :)

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Papi_Chulo

We're only as good as our $$$, lest we forget

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Htxx

Stark reminder. Papi is always right

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jester214

They expect the money to never stop coming then when it stops they freak because they didn't plan ahead. It's why so many of them are in shitty financial straits.

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lopaw

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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larryfisherman

Amen ButterMan.

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jackslash

Strippers are not my first priority. That would be beer.

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gammanu95

How you possibly consider your mortgage and bills to be dispensary, but sex with her to discretionary spending? I love stripper logic.

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Timex345

Your hobby is her livelihood lest we forget.

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Tiburon

stands only on stage? She kneels before you everywhere else? (this everywhere else usually involves you pipping down her mouth).

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vincemichaels

I won't be anyone's paycheck. Suck it up, dancer.

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Beaver_Hunter

Can to tell us why you have to justify your spending, finances, an real estate dealing with a stripper?

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magicrat

Once again Lopaw comes up with a keeper comment!

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TheeOSU

Some excellent comments in this thread. Yes strippers think the world revolves around them.

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Papi_Chulo

Well, to play devil's advocate, Timex does make a good point

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Dominic77

That's some brilliant and concise advice from lopaw.

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