Would you rather have a lifelong politician in your home or a stripper(you are not married) That would be a difficult question because politicians are definitely the lowest form of life in existence. They are both likely to steal from you given the chance. At least the stripper might give you something in return and you know what she is up front. With a politician you never what their motives are so you do not know if it will kill you and move into your house of simply steal it I think the stripper is the safer choice!
A theoretical discussion as I have never had either in my house nor would I ever consider inviting a politician into my home, it would need to be fumigated to get out the stench of corruption. All (in my opinion) politicians are corrupt it is just a matter of degree!
I have had both strippers and politicians in my house. I strongly prefer the strippers.