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A Miami Strip Club Is Hosting a Hurricane Watch Party, of Course

Our Miami brethren now have a safe place to ride out the storm. http://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/kendrick-lamar-at-american-airlines-arena-in-miami-september-2-9611068

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

For the record Vixens is open

So my previous post emphasized the lack of communication to the public. They still fail in this regard. Try to find any website that vixens is effectively communicating on. The Marquee…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Stopped in for a pit stop

Stopped by this club during race week... I'm assuming that's why there were more girls than usual. This club is less than a mile off HWY 95 making for a convenient pit stop for travelers. The…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

The girls drink

This is the kind of Club where the dancers are satisfied getting lots of free drinks. You get the idea that same guys come in all the time sitting with a few girls all drinking.…

The Granville Strip

Vancouver, British Columbia

Canadian scenery

From previous reviews I didn't expect much, but as it was my last night in Canada and the club was only a block and a half from my hotel I thought what the hell.…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Decent Place

The Club is a decent place to visit if in the area. Upon entering there is an id check and cover charge then the bar is on the right and stage on the far…

Taboo The Ultimate Adult Playground

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

Some great bodies, otherwise not worth it

Back in Jamaica on business and wanted to wind down last week. I have been to this club a few times on previous trips and when I was living in Jamaica. From my New Kingston…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great Thursday Special

A smaller club than you would expect, but tons of girls on a Thursday night for their special $75 for VIP. The girls are really mixed. A few hot ones, many okay ones, a few…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Quick Trip

Went there on a Friday evening around 7. There were 7 girls there. I think it is around the shift change so probably not the best time to go. Most of the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

As usual! great!!

The club has been described well in other reviews with the price ranges and dance options, so I won't go into that detail. What was different this time was that there were a lot of…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

To much money spent

Went here on a Thursday last month, had to pay for vallett parking even though I parked my self in the very back. At entry you can spend an extra 15 to get a…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Another fine couple of nights

I have reviewed Shooter's several times and it has been 4-5 different trips since my last review. Since my last review, not much has changed, they have a really good atmosphere, you get a drink/beer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

A low-key experience

I went here after a night in Ybor and had the itch to go check out a club. It was past 10 before midnight, but I don't remember the exact time because I just wanted…

Scandals

New York, New York

In my opinion

Fees are from $20-$60 depending on the day of the week. I think t/o for the DJ is $15, Housemom is $10. but not completely sure. LD's are $20 and there are drink comissions. what…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

More or less what I expected

I had heard about this place and decided to check it out. It's certainly out of the way, on a side street in Durham that seems little visited. If it weren't for the…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

This place is okay

I decided to check this place out after spending an hour or so at GCC. Walked in and paid my fee and went to sit down. I saw 3 girls total. one on stage, one…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Wednesday night review

First impression of this place was good, this is the club near times square and walking distance. As soon as you get in you find a full bar with some chicks dancing around the bar.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

back to polekatz

I like Polekatz. In fact it's my favorite club in Chicagoland. Decor is nice - fancy. Staff is great - though bouncers can be a little too strict. I visited in the…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good day place - hot fun girls

This is generally considered to be the most "upscale" club in town. By and large I think it merits that. It is spacious and nice inside. Usually the best variety of hottest…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Test Run

My first trip to OKC and based on some reviews stopped in a quick visit to see if it is worthy of a longer night visit. Had a couple of drinks and found the girls friendly…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I hate ROBs

Got there at 10 pm and couldn't find my ATF after hours of texting back and forth. So ended up giving my money to the other hot ones at LOCO. There was an exception though…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Great men's spa

Making a return trip to Tijuana, and I wanted to re hash some good memories. I was a bit worried about hitting this spa up with it being 1130am but I wanted a morning relief…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Another great night

Had a night to myself so I figured I would try Mystique again. Showed up around 11:30pm on a Monday and saw about 7 girls in the club. For once a decent mix of black,…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Pretty decent spot

First thing I noticed going to this club was the parking lot, it was huge! Right off the highway and kind of hidden (which is nice). Free parking and for a Saturday night they weren't…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Double your pleasure on stage

Made the drive from Nashville (1 1/4 hours) to see if maybe things aren't quite as strict as in the big city. Parking lot was pretty packed - was not expecting that even on…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Would Try Again

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening recently on my way down the Pike. It's about 5-10 minutes off of the highway, so not too bad. Having read the prior reviews on the club, it was…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Ok for a Tuesday

So I came to this club technically as a second stop. Me and my homeboy caught an Uber from Horseshoe casino to the block. ($7 if you were wondering) We basically were club hopping. When…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

good times at Lil D's

I've been to Little Darlings on and off every few months. Honestly it can be a hit and miss but it was definitely a hit on Sat. There where like 10+ dancers. Its a small…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Crowded, Loud, but FUN!

OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the girls…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong High

On a Sunday at 3pm, I finally took the Hong Kong plunge. Why did I wait so long? I made the mistake of going to the old border crossing. From I-805 Exit 1A, turn RIGHT…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

prefer the girl sitting outside

I was strolling along the alley and saw this asian looking chic sitting outside the bar, hoping for more like her I went inside. The place was pretty empty with about 10 guys inside. It…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Gold Club review

Gold Club is one of a few clubs in Stone Park, Illinois. It's definitely the newest club, although the nearby shuttered/torn down Allure was only a few years older. Like other Stone Park clubs, Gold…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

This is a nice club

I started my night at GCC. Paid the fee, got a wristband and took a seat. I noticed a lot of asian girls working on labor day which is great because i rarely see asian…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Wish I could have stayed longer

Visited on a rainy Wednesday afternoon and only 3 girls dancing at 1:00PM. The bar maid was cute - thin and flat, but nice. One of the dancers - Cindy came over to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Late Sunday afternoon

Went to Follies this past Sunday late in the afternoon, around 6:00. I expected it to be dead, but nope, it was PACKED. When I first started going, about five years ago, it died down…

Fantasies Exotic Dancing

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Cool girls, would visit again

This club was a nice place to visit. I’ve drove past many times and never really noticed it. I decided to pull in one evening last week, and I’m glad I did. The atmosphere inside…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Same ol EI...But Not the Same Dancers

Haven't made it down to EI in a few months. Figured I'd get a few drinks and unwind for a bit after work (Arrived at about 6:30). Cover charge still $12. No…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Two Visits

I came to this club a couple of times, the first for my bachelorette (that was the Friday between 11 pm and 1:30 am) and the second just to chill with a friend and get…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Taco Tuesday

Interesting club, it is like a former bank - big main hall, two main stages, a girl starts on one and moves to the other. Lots of girls hanging around, fairly aggressively asking for VIP…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good first visit!

I was dragged to this club by my friend who wanted to get in some thrills before this Hurricane Irma does some damage over here this weekend. He told me about this club before and…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Sigh

Pussycat has fallen more than any block bar -- not that it's SO bad now, but it used to be great. Friendly and efficient bartenders remain; push drinks, but usually not in annoying way. Physical plant…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

The new RR

As people have pointed out, this is where Rob from the Red Room had ended up. That means any reviews before, say, June no longer apply. Doesn't mean place is great, but it is different.…

Club Alley Cat

Honolulu, Hawaii

Had to see for myself.

OMG, worse club I ever seen in my life. The previous poster hot the nail on the head. Two fugly Asians will do tricks with their pussy. The botox hunchback made shrek look hot. By…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Still a good

I've been going to clubs at this location for at least 25 years, and even to the old Beef and Brew restaurant that used to be here. My most recent visit was a good one.…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Fast in and out.

It's a place for fast cheap service. When I walked in around 10pm there was only one other customer, so I sat by the bar and ordered a beer. About 5 mins go by when…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Will not return...

Wanted to try some of the other clubs on Washington park. We go to huslers and it has not disappointed. Went on a Tuesday and there were 3 girls on shift and 4 customers. No…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I forgot how hot the girls could be here.

After a lack luster visit to BML I decided to go the opposite route for hot girls and low mileage. I hadn't been to this club in years and I had forgotten the quality…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great if you know what to expect.

I love this place. I've been here several times and love the atmosphere (very much a dive bar) and the dancers that I have seen are all fun to talk to. When I've been there not…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

A happy ending to a glorious experience

I learned about Allure on TUSCL and decided to take the four-hour drive to Toronto and spend a weekend in mid-August, checking out this place one of the nights. Other than hitting a local AMP in…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2001 Odyssey

I have never been to this club and since they didn't charge a entry fee before 7:00pm I thought I would check it out. It turns out that the people at the door were pretty…

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Cookies?

Hi everyone was just wondering hypothetically of course if a Girl Scout sold cookies in front of a strip club would you buy them? Again this is a fake scenario Ik this would probably never happen, at least I'd hope…

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The Faggot RickyBoy...

Slam dunked that faggot RickyBoy!

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Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a dance

This is seriously a big fear I have

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BIG ASS WHITE GIRLS (PAWGS) RATE THEM 1-10

just testing and wanting to know where i can find these types of girls in high mileage clubs in the USA because they sure as shit aren't any in the ny/nj areas. A) http://pawgclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Pawgs-to-Keep-an-Eye-on-for-the-Spring-1-300x200.jpg B) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/cc/73/74cc731758d87900c170a232375b6402--white-girls-toe.jpg C) http://pawg.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pawg_Selfie_3.jpg D) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFr9vsKXgAAD8b4.jpg

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Bday gift for your ATF?

Any suggestions?

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An ode to Motorhead, may I present: Kate Upton

And she forgot to put a bikini on: https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/oPorrnTuv9POUJjVPVmlBw--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://l.yimg.com/yp/offnetwork/e2a62bb49a3b53c68b6ec07b7c096521

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USA Sex Guide

Did USA Sex Guide get taken down?

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How long before SC management recognizes you

Most of us probably just want to slip in unnoticed, and get our jollies unobserved. But I would think the management recognizes repeat customers pretty soon. How quickly after joining a club, did you begin to feel like a known…

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Need advice for a Stripper friend in Florida

Pathetic Loser Situation. I have a stripper friend who has been at a club in Florida working but not doing so well, and now the hurricane is going to shut down business for awhile probably. She is small but very…

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Clever or stupid girl

Either way I can't help thinking if she'd have survived if she was Black. http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-41179372/handcuffed-us-woman-escapes-in-police-car-after-arrest

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OT: Who eats grits?

Driving from CA to Ga back in "87 never saw them on the menu until we hit TX. I personally think they are tasteless and pass in favor of hash browns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWC0sKCS5oA

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Wise Guys afternoon

I visited Wise Guys after Blondie's on a Monday afternoon. It's a wide open bar with what seemed like to a of room between tables. I sat at the bar and got a…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Great Club

Club was clean and well set up. Didn't have thugs there trying to sell you drugs. Music was good mix not just one kind. Not to loud not to low. Lighting was good not to…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Still hoping to be impressed

Stopped in around 8 PM one night, low expectations since my prior visits had been basically 2-beers-and-out events. Right as I walked in, got a glimpse of one dancer that was headed upstairs who…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I found myself at Wiggles on 21:05 on a Friday night. I was skeptical going in because there were only three cars in the parking lot. There was a $10 cover to enter. Wiggles is…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Decent for afternoon

Not too crowded but expected for time of day, dancers were hot and friendly. The overall vibe of the club was decent for the time of day. Again rather slow but expected for time of…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

wednesday afternoon visit

arrived about 2 in the afternoon. The door valet put me in a booth without charge as he was saving the tables for some people he was expecting. Never did see it get…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Not much action

PF sadly continues to be in decline. They are now closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, and when you go in you are overwhelmed by the number of dancers working and the virtual lack of customers.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWNHILL

I've been a regular here for almost a year now! I used to love Lacy, Star and Sarah! They are gone now. The clown at the entrance thinks he is Arnold swazznegger! The owner sits…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Diamond in the Rough

Stop by after leaving a club further up the road. From the outside this club looks rough but once inside it completely different.$15.00 entry and NY Law prevents alcohol in nude clubs.…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

First time

Went with a couple I met up with right around opening on Sunday. $15 cover for a place with no booze is pretty lame, but as Double Vision is the only other place I've been…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Typical Mons

Made a return visit to Mons a couple of Sundays ago and was not disappointed. The place is nondescript, there are no private rooms and they don't serve alcohol. Despite all these failings it is…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow day

Went here mid-afternoon on a Wednesday. I didn't stay long as there were maybe only 8-10 customers and even less dancers that were visible. The few that I did see were attractive but just not…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Good time

Ok so I was passing through the area and thought what the hell how bad can it be. I'll just stop in for a couple of beers. Well I paid the cover and…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I stopped into Fantasy on a Friday night around 20:30. The club is located on the frontage road to I-80/I-94 with the Little Calumet River being directly behind the club. If you are coming from…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

A for Average

I go to Centerfolds every now and then, and sometimes I find a diamond in the rough. The club is small, with few seats available unless you're sitting stage-side. The parking lot is pretty big…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies in the afternoon

I visited Dollies on a Monday afternoon. First impressions aren't great. The parking lot is gravel / dirt with lots of holes, the building looks a little rough as well. Driving…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

NOT WORTH, kinda below average

The club looks good overall! The dancers were sexy too! This guy named William showed us in! I went there on a Monday night! There was a $5 cover charge! Then we had 15 cent…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Really fun

I went with my girl when they opened at noon and we were a bit worried at first because there were only a couple girls who didn't seem to be working. But the bartender was…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Declining atmosphere

I visited Alpine again late on a Saturday night to see if anything has changed. As with other times I've visited, there are a couple dancers who seem quite desperate to sell VIP dances and…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to All Stars around 18:30 on a Wednesday evening to wait out the traffic on I-55. There was no cover to get in, but they do scan your drivers license. Sincweisers were $4.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

First time long time

Just joined the site but have been going to the hole for years. For my money, it's the best bang for your buck in the area. Other places may have better looking women,…

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Amateur vs Professional PL

It seems like recently there are mostly two types of PLs on this board, the professionals which have been at it for years and can offer great advice, and the beginners who are just getting their feet wet. No…

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Club Not Liable for Drunk Stripper's Crash

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170906/bar-not-liable-for-drunken-strippers-crash-ohio-supreme-court-rules

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Dancers talking you out of VIP

Has anyone else experienced this? I've heard this at least twice. That you pay the house a certain amount and then pay the girl a certain amount and it's just not worth the money? Why? Do these girls not know…

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Vegas Value?

Some from my reading it appears Cheetahs daytime has the best value lap dances. I don't need a "fancy" club. 6's and 7's is fine. Low pressure, no scamish/high pressure, seedy but friendly is good too. In…

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Hmm interesting Good thing i dont wear them lol

http://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/ladies-what-do-your-panties-say-about-you/

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

A few good apples but otherwise unimpressed

Came here on a Friday it was slow at first but there were still several attractive women on shift. We were immediately greeted by a waitress and we're approached by one petite heavily tattooed and…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I was expecting a diamond in the rough and only got the ruff

I went here with my buddy on a Saturday evening after drinking a few beers across the street (Alex's 49er) because the Poodle doesn't serve alcohol. My buddy got the cover $25/each so I…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

I don't see the appeal

Stopped by with my roommate last night to check out Mustangs. There were only two dancers the whole time we were there--one was like a 5 who stayed on her phone the entire time, and…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Stay Away

Oh boy. Went to the Lido Lounge on a whim. I'll admit I was a little drunk at the time and my friend dragged me. Turns out even alcohol can't make this place look nice.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Right Day

Tuesday was the 5th day of the month following a holiday weekend. The club was packed with dancers. I believe there were more dancers than I'd ever seen in HL. Many were new to me.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Clubbing vs. Mongering

HK is legendary for good reason: It combines the best of the US strip club experience with the brothel experience. If all you wanted to do is camp out, drink alcohol, and perv out at…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

OK

Stopped by on the weekend. $5 cover during the week and $10 on weekends. Beers are $3. So I do not mind paying a cover since the beers are so cheap/inexpensive.During the week, if…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Not bad for a bikini bar

I have been here b4 a while back. It's only a bikini bar so I wasn't very enthused about it but I was looking for a cold beer and stopped by about 7pm. No cover…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Best in KC

This is by far the best club in KC. No matter what kinda girls you're into chances are this place has them. I normally go in on the weekends and the amount of girls ranges…

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What did Crazyjoe do this summer

Crazyjoe goes long boarding... https://youtu.be/NgMSnFxvzTc

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[OT] Just How Undervalued is Bitcoin?

In a previous thread I asked if Bitcoin was a bubble: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51801 The TUSCL Consensus (TM) seems to be that it is. Now for those of you who do not believe it is a bubble, I'm with you. The new question is:…

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This question should have been addressed to TUSCL

“So I have a super weird predicament that I’ve been dealing with for basically this whole summer so far. Back in June, I won a good amount of money gambling on the NBA finals, so I decided to go out…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Where are all the girls?

Serves me right for looking for tail on a Labour Day Weekend. Got in around midnight and first went to Rail (the SC below Upper Brass) and it was too packed with custi's and too…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

BARGAIN BASEMENT

This place is a dive, but the price is right. The chairs are some of the worst I have seen in any establishment. If not for $5 dances not sure this place would…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Very Divey

Visited on a weekday night after 10PM. Definitely a dive bar like environment. There is a main stage, and an outdoor section. Most hung out inside. About 4 dancers working, playing their own music. Would…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole = Rarely Disappoints

Visited during the afternoon - no cover and $3 for a beer - hard to beat it. I am primarily a night time strip club visitor. Day shifts tend to be on the…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

surprisingly comfortable

Finished meetings early and had a few hours before my flight. I could have changed to an earlier flight but I wanted to check out the St James club that is pretty near the…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Beautiful girl

Havent been here in a while, when I walked in and went up to the bar drinks were kind of weak but the bartenders very good looking. The club was updated and there were a…

Fantasy's Island Gentlemen's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Decent... Only Decent

The overall club looks nice inside. The lap dance area was fair and I have yet to see the VIP area. The cover is $10 ($15 if under 21). The stage was decent enough and…

Crazy House

Bangkok, Thailand

outstanding

I added this club back in February after I returned from Thailand. It took more than a week to show up on this board and after checking a few times I forgot to revisit…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

Not Worth It

I wouldn't waste your money here. The girls are not the best looking and it's pretty expensive. They tricked me into a 2 dance for $30 deal. When you take into account the tip, this…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Options limited early afternoon

I was able to start my weekend early, getting out of work by 1pm on Friday. I had been to Christie's once before in the afternoon and was impressed they had girls on stage. This…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Another Safe Bet When In The Burgh

Cheerleaders is pretty solid for Pittsburgh. Decent looking girls, decent lapdances, decent atmosphere. I also like Blush, but I think the overall quality of the girls is better at Cheerleaders and there is…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Hit or miss...

I like this club most of the time... I've frequented this club at least 10 times at various shifts.. The daytime girls are personable and the beer tends to be reasonably priced... When I can…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

No Joke...It Got Better

Granted, when you're on the ground the only place you can go is up but this place seems to have finally gotten some of the Centerfolds residue that didn't want to commute. It's a big, spacious…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Kind of a dive club, but fun

Haven't reviewed this place for quite a while. Not a lot has changed, really. The one thing that had changed over time is that there has been quite a bit of turnover in dancers. There…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Not exactly what I expected...

I stopped in on a Saturday night. I hadn't been to any clubs in a while and i thought that it might be interesting. There were a lot of girls working. Out…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Had an ok time

This was a Saturday night we were going back to youngstown from downtown Pittsburgh. We got in payin 10 a pop and we got a good table. The dancers were really good! We were waiting…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

The Biggest Bang for Your Buck

I didn't know what to expect at this place. I thought it would be horrible, but I was suprised. I found that there was a small sex shop and that you pay your cover at…

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What to do in case the escort doesn't show up. :)

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Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Show Me Some Sugar

Sugar 44 has a great vibe. A $10 cover gets you straight to a decision. Left takes you to the stage with a raised VIP in the back. Right takes you to a bar. Head…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

Sad bunch of dancers

Stopped in on Sunday night before Labor Day hoping it would be pretty decent being that most people had Monday of from work. Boy was I wrong! This place still had balloon decorations…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Short visit

I've been coming to this place for a couple of year. I stopped for awhile do to the fact the dancers never change same girls all the time , but I stopped in today what…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Not bad but still the same old place

Stopped in on Sunday night before Labor day after a disappointing visit at another Hackensack establishment, and this place wasn't much better. However the girls were much more friendlier and hands on. Big…

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Bonobo Handshake

http://www.bonobohandshake.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Bonobo-Handshake-Memoir-Adventure-Congo/dp/1592406343/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504658278&sr=8-1&keywords=bonobo+handshake http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bonobo%20Handshake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiROKU5elE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5htMni6iDw https://www.youtube.com/user/bonobohandshake https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Stray-Modern-Relationships-ebook/dp/B007679QTG/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1504658313&sr=1-1&keywords=sex+at+dawn SJG

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A Tale of Two (Hypothetical) Club Chains

You have a chance to own one and only one of two hypothetical groups of eight strip clubs in the Northeastern, Midwestern, and Southern United States. Based solely on their respective locations, which one would you choose? Chain A (Tits 'n'…

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Strip club wear.

I know there are at least one hundred threads on this topic, but I thought I would share a direct observation I have made. I can't speak from experience on whether business, casual, formal, etc will draw more of the…

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getting a number

you guys know how you get a number, then later realize it didn't actually save in your phone? yeah...that's right. d'oh!

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Need some help!!! Advice for possibly dating a dancer

So here's what's up I been talking to this girl at a local club for about 4 months now. In this time I've probably seen her dancing 7-8 times maybe a little less. I've always gotten dances from her every…

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What club is this in dallas TX it looks amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYp3YUDgfx0/

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What's up TUSCL !! New to the forum. TJ trip advice?

You guys have awesome stories & great advice! This weekend will be my first trip to TJ red light district, visiting hk :) . Is cheaper to get a room & stay the night to bring females over? I mean…

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Morgantown WV and Pittsburgh clubs

Looking for high mileage clubs in these areas as I will be visiting this weekend. Any help is appreciated!

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An acquired taste?

https://www.instagram.com/jadastarsz/?hl=en

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[OT] Robert Schiller Thinks Bitcoin is a Bubble; Do You Agree?

Quotes: "I’m arguing that there’s a fundamental deep angst of our digitization and computers, that people wonder what their place is in this new world. What’s it going to be like in 10, 20, or 30 years, and will I have…

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Coincidence?

It seems that Papi and fishsticks went on a hiaitus at about the same time.

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Little Darlings Las Vegas - Does anyone know this stripper?

I met this hot brunette latina spinner at LV/LD last year. When onstage she did great plower while keeping a redbull can nestled between the cheeks of her ass. Great fully nude grinds & I always left happy (last summer…

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Detroit City Strip Club Ordinance

In case anyone misses my comment regarding what happened in downtown, I'm providing a link to the ordinance should you want to read it and learn more or to gain a better understanding. It's a lengthy read, but it explains…

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Unusual dancer name

I was talking to a dancer and asked her name. It was a weird name, and it was very loud, so I asked her to spell it. Her name was Lita. I told her that was an…

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Anyone watch ninja warrior?

Do you think it would be more amusing if they added a little beach boys music called Wipe Out every time a contestant took a dive?

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LA advice, coming from Phoenix

Looking for bourbon street like place, I'm overwhelmed by amount of clubs. If you are not familiar, Bourbon street tends to have way above average looking dancers with $20 lap dances in the back with decent grinding and…

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Club near me function is helpful

One click and it's an instant list. No more guessing

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vincemichaels Lied about Military Service; Whacks off to Underage Girls in Teena

Behold your hero vinceygirl, TUSCL!

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So is S. Florida next?

Watching irma closely. Historically only about 5 have hit S. Florida from it's present location. That means nothing at all. andrew was't going to hit us.

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Crazy Joe Bath Balm lol

That's rite when crazy Joe decide to soak in the tub after a long day at Johnny on the spot septic services he just loves to take a shit in his hot tube then just marinate in it :)

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RTP I sent you a PM

In CLT officially and looking for the best area to live as close to Uptown as possible. I think this first year I'm just going to do a studio apartment. Why so many gorgeous ladies here not sure if I'll…

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Shit bomb

As you all know I drive a shit sucker pumper truck and I love me some lot lizzards and $20 hookers and a few $5 lappers.... I love me all the finer thangs in life. Like any of you guys…

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Mass and RI clubs

Are there any Massachusetts clubs that allow touching and nude with open minded dancers? If not, what's the best Rhode Island club for these type of things? (Reviews are all over the map.)

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Here's One More Reason You Should Have Sex at Least Twice a Week

Use this reasoning with your favorite stripper. This way you'll be around to pay them longer. http://www.menshealth.com/health/frequent-sex-and-heart-risk?internal_recirc=outbrain_maf

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Armageddon hits Downtown Detroit

I can't verify if this is true, but I have read on another forum that the two clubs in downtown Detroit have recently been hit hard by both Detroit vice and the MLCC. Legends was ordered to take down their…

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How a former stripper, 31, became a professional 'SEX WITCH' casting spells to b

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744/Ex-stripper-professional-sex-witch-teaches-orgasm-spells.html Must be the season of the sex witch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7cJZqvYCY

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Looks, Money, Status

Gotta have at least one to get laid. Looks matter: https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a Money/Status matters: https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-big-lies-people-tell-in-online-dating-a9e3990d6ae2?utm_content=buffer6631b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Kind of feel bad for the girl

So looking at the title, I know you're thinking what the fuck has he gotten himself into. Well guys it's not that type of thread bare with me. Went into my usual club a couple of weeks ago and I…

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Customer made a dancer spill a drink on herself...

Wasn't a big spill, but just embarassingly clumsy of him. It was a free drink she was supposed to sell as part of a VIP promo. So of course I said that was gross and rude when she walked away from…

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The god dam beef

Where the hell is the beef

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Got my first stripper #

Which implies of course that I'd like to get more :-) Thanks to TUSCL, I know not to make a huge deal about this, she gave it to me in order to make scheduling ITC hookups easier, which is the…

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Austin strip club robbery.

Two men armed with guns stormed into Pleasures strip club in North Austin early Saturday morning and pointed a gun at a manager, forcing her to fill a bag with money before being arrested just outside the club, according to…

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Wheeeerrrree'$ the beef?

God dam Arby's commercial

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Have you driven a Ford Lately?

More shit talk commercials

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Worried about my wife getting lap dance in Vegas

I am taking my wife to spearmint rhino next month for a visit. I want her to get a lap dance In the VIP with a dancer. But all of sudden I am getting very nervous about the dance because…

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An pleasantly surprising experience with a Stripper

I recently went to a club in the bay area and wanted to do a lap dance with a girl. The going rate was $35 per dance ( yes bay area is expensive ). But guess what she whispered in…

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My favorite gym exercise

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYl5H3jnoXt/

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I will shit on this impostors head

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=591896 Then I will fart in his face

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vincemichaels Should Lick My Ass Crack I've Taken a Massive Shit...

Just like the little dickbreath fagboy that he is. Lol!

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Walter Becker, Guitarist for Steely Dan has died

They are dropping like flies, R.I.P. I liked a lot of his music .

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Club Average Rating

How does this actually work? If it's taking the average rating of every reviewer back to the start of time, it's probably over-weighting old information that isn't relevant anymore. Does the website weight the ratings based on contributor "level" or…

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Tuscl newbie

Hey fellas 1.What's the stigma behind front room making out lol? 2. How often do y'all see yalls CF or ATF itc? I have a CF got her phone number snapchat but have yet to arrange a otc successfully she…

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A book only a stripper web slut would pen

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYlohQCHRCr/

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Turning down lapdances and getting lapdances from multiple girls

Have you ever turned down lap dances from girls and felt kinda shitty for doing it only to accept a lapdance from another girl that looks about the same? I don't always like to jump straight into dances as soon…

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Number of cases of throat cancer linked to oral sex is on the rise

To sum things up, use dental dams if you are tempted to eat some unfamiliar pussy. http://www.menshealth.com/health/how-oral-sex-hpv-causes-throat-cancer?utm_campaign=DailyDose&utm_source=menshealth.com&utm_medium=newsletter&smartcode=YN_0025759247_0001631636&sha1hashlower=e82b57a27cfcbea6bef5d81153adff90b4c420ba&md5hash=29474974ee3694f413748210e9326970

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Biting...

Do you like to bite during amorous adventures or do you like getting bit? During a visit to my favorite club yesterday I was told that one of my favorites and one of the most popular girls in the club had…

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How many sex partners have you had?

The most uncomfortable question in every relationship: what's your number? As in, how many people have you slept with? To find out the average number of sexual partners a person has had as well as the feelings surrounding the subject,…

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Dirty talk during a lap dance

During the last couple sessions with my CF, she's asked that I talk dirty to her while she's grinding on me. I didn't really know how far to push it but the dirtier I got, the harder she was grinding.…

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Over charged

I went to the club Thursday in the day with a buddy and $350. I was there to see an atf I enjoyed her company and her friends I run through my cash. I open a tab to order one…

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Nature boy ant dead yet whooohooo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjQY9pATEh/

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I see that the default smiley avatars are gone.

And i'm glad to see it go back to the plain silhouette. Seeing all of those nodding smiley faces from guys that didn't choose their own avatars was creepy.

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Italian sucide chick for booking

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYZPoFGAduk/ Her main page has booking information Looks like OTc is possible with this beautiful bitch

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Strippers' favorite restaurants

Lone_Wolf's post about taking his honeys to the Olive Garden makes me wonder: Where do the strippers in your life like to eat? I've taken six different strippers out to eat in recent years. Here's a summary. #1…

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Columbus OH Clubs Trip Preparation

Never been to Columbus but going in a few weeks. Any club advice. Mileage? Quality?

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Mixed Drinks

I really don't know squat. I usually get a beer or a Sprite/7up/Seltzer. But if I want to try something different, name a drink that the bartender is likely to know and is a good value, what should I try?…

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OT: Fucking Fabulous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_hnHQ3QLvo OK, who among us in the 350K club are going to be the first to buy this ? Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" fragrance, going on sale Sept. 7 at Tom Ford boutiques and…

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Periodic Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Do you think there would be social unrest if the US government revealed it knows

Probably no worse than hurricane Harvey. Actually not that bad at all. However the press would want to know everything. Forget the Russians. Forget talking about number of people that trumps son had In a meeting.…

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Lone Wolf's Olive Garden Experience

All these honey's seem to love Olive Garden. I don't understand it. I just roll with it. Anyway...I recently met my new favorite at the local OG for an early supper. Honey comes sauntering in like she's…

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"Fuck You, Pay Me"

Ever wonder what a stripper's thinking? It's, "Fuck you, pay me!" Ever wonder if a stripper has feelings for you? No, she has feelings for your wallet. Ever wonder what motivates strippers? Money. Ever wonder why strippers do what they do? Money. Get it?…

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Bad news.

So I've read in the forums that listermint is the recommended treatment for busted condoms. Is this correct?

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There's always a good laugh around here.

Even if I'm just chuckling to myself about posts. Just when you think things can't reach to any lower common denominator, somebody has to do one better than the other. Props to Gawker for starting that 3 way thread. I'm…

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Only $50 away...

... from Bitcoin being $5000 per BTC. Who bets it hits $4999.99 before the end of the night?

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1st time to strip club

So doing some research I found this website and am looking for advice. I've never been to a strip club before. You tell the truth I'm actually a virgin so... But with some things that have happened to me…

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Stripper put a condom on me just using her mouth.

I had heard of that but never experienced it until about a month ago. How do they do that? Do they have to go to school or something? I can't even do it one handed. It does add some more…

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Video footage of juice getting laid at follies

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYgyFiHA0OO/

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The most dangerous sex positions

Sex is a great way to get the pulses racing — but don’t get too carried away. Mid-romp heart attacks are four times more deadly than those suffered during less intimate physical activity. The reason lies in the couple’s fear of ­embarrassment…

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OT. North Korea wants a "dance off" with U.S.A. ?

http://gizmodo.com/north-korea-appears-to-challenge-the-us-to-a-dance-off-1798690750?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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So how long do you wait?

We all know strippers are notorious flakes and never, NEVER on time. So when meeting one OTC how long do you wait past the agreed-upon meeting time before you bail? I usually give them a 30 minute grace…

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Pot calling the kettle black....Have you guys ever come across a girl like this?

One of the things that attracted me so much to my ATF was her demeanor, her approach, and what she "APPEARED" to be. She wasn't like some other dancers who are all over a customer but she was laid back…

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OTC Services ?.

I've seen this one stripper a couple of times ITC, couple of dances and drinks each time so not too much invested at this point. After the second visit I asked her if we could hang out sometime.…

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PSA:

Attn trolls: I do not reply to PMs.

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Crime scene sex with a stripper?

Nope, I'm not talking about SJG's overnight assaults with wrist restraints or LDK grabbing onto girls and dry humping them like a horny terrier, though some may argue that those could qualify. ;) I'm talking about fucking a stripper while she's…

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Odd bumper sticker/decal mix

I was driving to work this morning, and there was a Nissan pickup in front of me. It was one of those folks who had every one of their affiliations posted on their vehicle. From what I saw - this…

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vincemichaels Lied About Military Service

vincemichaels lied to TUSCL about military service. He now needs to apologize to both TUSCL but especially to veterans for these lies.

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More details emerge on Westmoreland murder-suicide

Stripper murdered and man commits suicide. More details emerge on Westmoreland murder-suicide

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Socal club hopping

Gonna be down in Southern California in about 3 weeks for an extended weekend and looking forward to hitting up some clubs. From reading reviews I've picked out Synn, SR Rialto, and SR COI as three possible spots.…

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Hard choices?

Let's see, my alma mater opens their football season on ESPN @ 8PM tonight and my local NFL team the Browns play their last preseason game on local TV @ 8PM tonight. The Buckeyes are in the mix for and…

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For those who love to rate random pussy pics

I regularly check out this site. It is hit or miss. Some are absolutely gorgeous while some are absolutely hideous. So far, none of the pics have given me a "Hey I know her!" type of reaction. I guess that…