Had the time of my life

I went the Friday before Halloween and had an absolute blast. I had been in a bit of a funk for a while and recently came out of it and decided it was a night to celebrate. My friend and I came in, found pretty mediocre seats (2nd row) and he went to get the first round of drinks. The girl who was on stage when we came in looked like Penelope Cruz from the movie Blow. She was just finishing her routine and I was obviously looking at her but we never made eye contact that I remember.

Before I had taken two sips of my rum and coke, the Penelope Cruz-looking dancer came right up to me like a laser guided missile, sat down on my lap, and started putting the moves on me. Hands all over. She was amazing. She told me she was from Colombia, and did I want to come in a private room with her. No man who had the money could have said no.

We ended up in the VIP room, and I can't go into detail, but I spent the rest of the night in there with her and two of her "friends", also both from Colombia.