Got complaints about a smelly pussy? It sounds like we are just supposed to deal

There's a difference between a natural musky smell (my current SA girl is like this) and a nasty, dirty, unhealthy smell. The idea that men should accept whatever it smells like is ridiculous. I bet lesbian and bi women are even more critical of a bad smelling pussy than we are.

And I hope the article about hairy pussies coming back in style is completely wrong. If I can't find bald pussies to play with, I'll retire from the pussy chasing game for sure.

Love the hairy pussy, as long as they shave up along their ass crack. I don't love a hairy asshole.

Men's Health is a worthless rag. I cancelled my subscription years ago, when I realized how full of shit their staff really was. As for the Canucklehead Feminazi blogger - she can suck my dick (most offensive thing you can tell someone like her). She probably doesn't shave her armpits, legs, or mustache either.

I'm with Joc13, I will turn down hairy pussy. At least trim it, please. If it's old growth forest and smells like a swamp, I'd rather go home and rub one out to Pornhub.

I bet this lady also writes articles about how men should make sure their penises don't smell to be respectful to their lovers.

I am personally extremely turned off by foul odors. Is it unreasonable for me to expect my partner to have good hygiene? I make sure I'm clean as a courtesy to my partner and I don't want a foul smell coming from my crotch or ass to ruin the mood.

Of course we all realize men and women aren't going to smell like roses, even if all you've done is gone to dinner and a movie after showering. There's a huge difference between smelling like natural skin and sweat and smelling like you haven't rinsed that last shit out of your ass. I would guess that the man and woman in the article had different hygiene expectations and the man finally decided the girl's smell was more of a turn off than her body and personality were a turn on.

This article is a crappy misuse of information. The vag has a natural odor, I agree. However, certain odors are indicative of health issues. The lack of odor isn’t natural - so that’s not good either.

If a stripper has a pussy that smells like fabreze - I’m going to think she’s hiding some foul uncleanliness. If she pulls her thong off and one of those Christmas tree air fresheners is hanging from her pierced clit - that’s not a good sign!

I’ll take pussy in many flavors - and variations. I don’t care if it’s a jungle of thick hair - or if it’s smooth - or anywhere in between - as it’s all good. But if it smells rank - it’s probably got more funk than I want to take home in my pants.

^^^^ Christmas tree air fresheners. LOL

Translation: It's probably pointless / counterproductive to bring up a health issue with her, so the best you can do is drop her.

Have a heart and some balls.

My current SA girl also has a musky smell. She has otherwise perfect hygiene and I'm guessing it's some combination of genetics and diet. Doesn't bother me. I don't see anything so terrible about the article. Good bacteria is there for a purpose, whereas your mouth down there had no evolutionary purpose. Complaining to her is incredibly rude.

Leave it to @GammaNut to make some idiotic and irrelevant comment about feminism.

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There's a difference between a musky smell and the strong odor of rotting semen.

A slight musky/sweaty smell is totally normal, and even pleasant. But sometimes it smells like something else entirely. I was checking out a new club earlier this year and I did a few VIPs with two different dancers. They both offered CFS with no hesitation, but I quickly came to regret fucking either of them. The first one smelled like fish and the second one smelled like cheese. I'm talking about the seafood section at Costco, and a big chunk of Pecorino Romano. I couldn't believe the odds. After I got a whiff of the second one's hooch, I gave her a look like "Damn, bitch, who the fuck been cumming in y'alls pussies?"

I'm guessing they both went bareback with the same freak. But who could nut inside a chick and make her hooch stink *that* bad? I mean... Satan? Are they gonna give birth to the Antichrist in nine months?

So. Yeah. Sometimes women just need to wash that hooch out.

It might not even be bareback. It could be FIV from a customer who didn't wash his hands after shitting at McDonald's.

for decades i put up with my wife's fishy smelling pussy. i went down on her only a couple times all those years. and the untrimed bush. i really prefer bald. but i'll take a very well trim bush on a really pretty girl.

The natural musky smell is fine, her pussy should taste like water.

Seems like subtlety is the way to go. I may start walking around with coupons for Summer's Eve to be dispensed as needed. I once dated a girl with that issue. I started leaving a bottle of that at her place, and keeping one at mine for her. She never mentioned it, but the bottles would get used up and I would replace them. Never a word about it, but it worked.

@ppwh, I don't know bro. That was a foul experience. I dry-heaved afterwards. For real. You think just fingering a bitch can make it stink that bad? The McDonalds guy would have had to put his finger up his ass first! Some stank hooch was what it was. I'm actually sitting here losing my appetite right now. Fuck.