OT: Airport Bathrooms
rickdugan
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Over the years I have really come to appreciate good clean airport bathrooms. It is nice flying to places like CLT and JAX and knowing that finding a usable toilet will not be an issue, especially after several hours of traveling. Conversely, getting stuck in places like LGA and LAX is a miserable experience, in part because of bathroom facilities that look like they came from local dive strip clubs.
Oh, and those guys who bypass the urinals and proceed to piss all over the toilets should have their faggy litttle nut sacks kicked in. Seriously, some day I am going to have an episode of bathroom rage and will ram some girly fucker"s head into the wall several times when I catch him pissing all over one of the one or few stalls available in some of the most overused and under-cleaned airport bathrooms.
Anyone else share these views?
Oh, and those guys who bypass the urinals and proceed to piss all over the toilets should have their faggy litttle nut sacks kicked in. Seriously, some day I am going to have an episode of bathroom rage and will ram some girly fucker"s head into the wall several times when I catch him pissing all over one of the one or few stalls available in some of the most overused and under-cleaned airport bathrooms.
Anyone else share these views?
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Have you been in the MSP airport? They'll arrest your ass for talking that way with Senator Craig.
After being on 2 planes for 6 hours all I want is a nice clean place to go to the restroom and it’s not going to be on the plane.
Most of the airports I go through on a regular basis are pretty decent but you’re right - there’s some real dumps out there.
Tidbit: Charlotte Airport has bathroom trolls.
I've always found RDU to be clean which I appreciate, apparently it's rolling in cash so they have no excuse.
LaGuardia having shitty bathrooms sounds accurate. It's always been second fiddle to JFK. He'll I'd take Newark over LaGuardia. In my trips to SoCal I usually fly into tiny ass Anaheim but still least they also have clean bathrooms.
O'Hare has these toilet seats that have a sanitized sleeve that rolls out a fresh section for a new user. Never had to take a shit on them so I dunno if it is really cleaner than a paper ass gasket.
Clean restrooms > dirty restrooms
Upon arrival it was raining and there were dripping ceilings in several places with buckets underneath them and roped-off areas. I pissed in a restroom on my return trip and it was 70's yellow tile and flickering lights. Hit LAX to switch planes and my terminal must have been Skid Row LAX. Seattle is usually pretty clean.
As an infrequent flier what I appreciate most about an airport is that it's not too busy to where it's a damn madhouse and one may often have to walk a couple of football fields - the Philly airport was one which I've visited only-once but it was a breeze all the way thru from getting in and out of (little traffic in the terminal) and getting thru your terminal (b/c it was so lightly populated - who the hell goes to Philly anyway? :))
Hopefully they have toned down the sensitivity of those a bit rather than guessing you want a flush every 23 seconds or so.
The cleanest airport restroom I’ve encountered was in Munich. Very clean and a very nice design too.