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Worst Commercially Successful Band Ever?

shailynn
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8 yrs ago · 1 min read

To you, what are some of the worst successful bands/musicians/artists ever? You know, those guys that have had multiple hits but you think every song they’ve ever done sucks? I’m not talking about one hit or two hit wonders, I’m talking about multi platinum artists.

Here are some of mine:

Green Day - worst band of the 90s, every single song they’ve ever made gives me a headache

REO Speedwagon - even their name sucks

Gwen Stefani - as a solo artist. I think my 7 year old niece wrote the lyrics for her album.

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rockstar666

Oh, don't get me started!! Okay, here's 3 of my least favorite successful bands:

Kiss Linkin Park Jefferson Starship

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shailynn

Those are all solid entries rockstar. How many REO songs are in your set list? Lol

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Cashman1234

One of the ones I could never enjoy - Duran Duran. They were big in the 80’s - when MTV took off.

Also, I never got into Queen. I know they were huge - but I was never a fan of their songs.

I’m sure there will be lots more.

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Cashman1234

As far as current artists - I don’t get how Nicki Minaj is so popular. I’m also not a fan of Kelly Clarkson.

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rockstar666

Shailynn, my current band is 100% originals, so the answer is ZERO.

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sinclair

Green Day, Rage Against the Machine, Black Eyed Peas, Dave Matthews Band

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londonguy

Oasis. Apart from "Don't look back in anger" the rest was dross.

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RandomMember

Another vote for "Kiss" as the worst band off all time. Idiotic costumes, lyrics, and mindless screaming. Basically white noise. I'd rather listen to fingernails dragging on a chalkboard.

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ATACdawg

How about Milli Vanilli? The worst act that never was!

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Dougster

Easy target, but this question asks for easy targets: Nickleback. I also add Nirvana although I know that homo HughGRection will go ballistic over that.

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warhawks

I never liked Kiss either.

Never understood what the attraction was for that band.

But I have heard Gene Simmons interviewed a few times and he seems like an intelligent guy. He sure knew how to market that band, I’ll give him that.

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TheOne&Only

Worst EVER? In all the history of mankind? The Beatles. Completely overrated. Utterly devoid of any exceptional talent. Stupendous mediocrity. That anyone still talks about them boggles the mind.

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theDirkDiggler

JUSTIN BIEBER!

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vincemichaels

So you don't like the Beatles, SJG ? Typical coming from our diseased moron. They were very talented, you idiot. I agree that Nicki Minaj is unexceptional.

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shailynn

I personally thought Nickelback actually has a song or two I can stand.

Who ever sang Milli Vanilli could actually sing.

I like Queen but man that had a TON of bad songs as well. Practically everything they released in the 80s sucked.

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shailynn

How about ANY rapper that Juice has EVER posted a YouTube link to on here, but then again none of those guys are platinum artists.

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GoVikings

the beatles and nirvana being mentioned in this topic makes no sense to me...

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Dougster

shailynn: "Who ever sang Milli Vanilli could actually sing. "

V true! A shame they don't play those songs as much because of the disillusionment to some. They still sound as good, IMO.

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joc13

You all named three of my favorites: KISS, REO, and Queen.

My generation loved to hate on the commercial success of the Disco artists, whose music we said we loathed: Bee gees, KC and the sunshine band, for example

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theDirkDiggler

@GoVikings I don't get it either along with many of the other choices. Overrated? Sure. Worst band/artist ever but still made a ton of money? WTF. I was expecting stuff more like Katy Perry or Backstreet Boys or some talentless collection of successfully marketed and halfway well produced crap.

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Dougster

Disco rules! Its haters suck!

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theDirkDiggler

@joc13 Yeah, Queen had 4 talented songwriters (rare for a band) and spanned multiple decades and genres so i thought that had something for everyone, but i guess not...

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Dougster

I always looked at Backstreet Boys and their offshoots like Justin Beiber as mostly satire. Same with Britney Spears.

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ime

Limp Bizkit the all time top of the shit bands.

Nickelback, Kiss, Disturbed, get honorable mentions.

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TheOne&Only

Disturbed had one of the greatest albums of all time! But I can see how their music is not for everyone.

Also, as much as I have no respect for NKOTB, N'sync, Bieber, or the backstreet Boys, I do recognize the successful marketing campaign that sold their sex appeal to their target audience. Combine that with professionally written songs devoid of any intellectual or philosophical complexities, and you have a commercial success that can make you a shit-ton of money. I don't see that from the Beatles. Four shaggy Brits with three guitars and drums. No talent, but they are one of the biggest bands of all time. The tools I mentioned earlier don't hold a candle to their success. That is why I chose them.

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joc13

^^^^ winner!

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skibum609

Green Day was, is and always will be exceptional. Dookie is one of the 5 best albums of all time. Overrated? The Doors; Jimi Hendrix; Fleetwood Mac.

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TheOne&Only

Katy Perry is one of the dumbest sluts alive, but I'd shoot a world leader to play with her tits.

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yahtzee74

Genesis post-Abacab Beastie Boys Journey post-Rolie

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yahtzee74

U2 has some good stuff but massively overrated

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yahtzee74

Bon Jovi Celine Dion hot as fuck Shania Twain

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Cashman1234

I agree with gammanu95 about Katy Perry - especially her tits!

I thought Shania Twain was hot as fuck - but she looks rough now. It’s like they hired an impersonater to promote her new music.

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Dougster

U2 was good (great) up through Joshua Tree, maybe a few songs on Rattle and Humble. Should have quit at their peak. After that it was all lame, highly unfunny self-parody.

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Electronman

I nominate the Turtles, a late 1960s band, known for their terrible lyrics, as illustrated by the chorus from one of their hits, Elenore: Elenore gee I think you're swell And you really do me well You're my pride and joy et cetera Elenore can I take the time To ask you to speak your mind Tell me that you love me better

While speaking of awful lyrics, I would also nominate The National-- even a rich bass voice and good orchestration can't overcome their lyrics. See lyrics from Terrible Love on the High Violet album.

It's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders It's a terrible love and I'm walking in It's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders It's a terrible love and I'm walking in This quiet company This quiet company It's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders It's a terrible love and I'm walking in It's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders It's a terrible love and I'm walking in This quiet company This quiet company This quiet company

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twentyfive

Anybody that thinks the Beatle isn’t one of the most commercially as well as artistic successful is an idiot. I do mean stupid dumber than a rock.

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flagooner

The Cars, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay,

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shailynn

Interesting - I think all bands above are “decent.” Not good but all have had multiple catchy radio friendly hits. Not good, but no bad either.

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crazyjoe

All good music for shitting at McD's

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crazyjoe

Push em out, shove em out waaaay out...

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MrDeuce

Wow -- I love most of the bands listed above, especially the Beatles, the Doors, Queen, Metallica, U2, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, and Coldplay. I even like Green Day, Rage Against the Machine, Disturbed, and Oasis. And I love Adele's songs as long she never speaks! Furthermore, I, too, would "shoot a world leader to play with her tits." LOL

I'll tell you some overrated but highly successful bands: NKOTB, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees, etc. (you get the idea) Justin Bieber Nickelback and Hinder

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Clubber

Here's MY deal. I'm not a band person. I'm a song person. Also basically metal. That said, according to your criteria just about all the songs I enjoy might be considered performed by the "...worst successful bands/musicians/artists ever...".

The one exception would be many great groups, bands, solos, from the '40s and '50s. Certainly, few here are able to say they grew up in that time frame when rock & roll was invented!

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Clubber

Oh, forgot one thing. MANY MANY of those that others mention, well I have no idea who they are. I would imagine that is easily explained by the fact that about all I listen to these days are favorites that I've collected over the years. Those, I never tire of.

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rattdog

3 is a small number but i'll take a shot. REM, SUPERTRAMP and PEARL JAM

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yahtzee74

oh god REM. lead singer absolutely sucks dick. terrible singer too.

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Eve

I was never crazy about Spice Girls like most people I know are.

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Huntsman

Beyonce is overrated in my mind. As a singer, that is.

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theDirkDiggler

@yahtzee i think he actually is bisexual...

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theDirkDiggler

There's some fighting words from some of you guys though...

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rh48hr

That's easy - Beiber

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flagooner

Journey!!! Yes, how could I have not mentioned them

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Cashman1234

I thought of two more this morning - Demi Lovato System of a Down

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