I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite. After I was done the waitress explained to me they have total hands on service. She washed my hands for me with a wet nap! I tried to get her to wash my birdie but she refused... oh well, a dirty boy got clean hands now
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last commentWtf - she didn’t clean your birdie? The service is not the same as it used to be! I think they use those paper towels to clean the splooge off the tables...
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You have to call it your tweeter there. It just makes it awkward when you call it your birdie.
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Gotta love a girl who cleans up afterwards.
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"I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite."
Damn. I hope that they "collect" them from guys before they deep fry them and slather them with hot sauce. Owwwwww!
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They cleaned my birdie on my birthday. :)
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Yeah, I had a hooters girl kill it for me. Flirty and all. then when the check came her pin was from Norcross HIGH SCHOOL!! buzz kill.
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Hooters sucks
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Not actually a fan of hooters, but I know that some have had good experiences.
SJG
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Good story bro
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