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Hooters has hands on service!

MackTruck
MackTruckVIP11477

God Bless Dancers

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite. After I was done the waitress explained to me they have total hands on service. She washed my hands for me with a wet nap! I tried to get her to wash my birdie but she refused... oh well, a dirty boy got clean hands now

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Cashman1234

Wtf - she didn’t clean your birdie? The service is not the same as it used to be! I think they use those paper towels to clean the splooge off the tables...

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ppwh

You have to call it your tweeter there. It just makes it awkward when you call it your birdie.

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warhawks

Gotta love a girl who cleans up afterwards.

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ATACdawg

"I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite."

Damn. I hope that they "collect" them from guys before they deep fry them and slather them with hot sauce. Owwwwww!

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vincemichaels

They cleaned my birdie on my birthday. :)

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MrBater2010

Yeah, I had a hooters girl kill it for me. Flirty and all. then when the check came her pin was from Norcross HIGH SCHOOL!! buzz kill.

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Supremeruler

Hooters sucks

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san_jose_guy

Not actually a fan of hooters, but I know that some have had good experiences.

SJG

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crazyjoe

Good story bro

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