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Hooters has hands on service!

MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite. After I was done the waitress explained to me they have total hands on service. She washed my hands for me with a wet nap! I tried to get her to wash my birdie but she refused... oh well, a dirty boy got clean hands now

9 comments

  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Wtf - she didn’t clean your birdie? The service is not the same as it used to be! I think they use those paper towels to clean the splooge off the tables...
  • ppwh
    7 years ago
    You have to call it your tweeter there. It just makes it awkward when you call it your birdie.
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Gotta love a girl who cleans up afterwards.
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    "I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite."

    Damn. I hope that they "collect" them from guys before they deep fry them and slather them with hot sauce. Owwwwww!
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    They cleaned my birdie on my birthday. :)
  • MrBater2010
    7 years ago
    Yeah, I had a hooters girl kill it for me. Flirty and all. then when the check came her pin was from Norcross HIGH SCHOOL!! buzz kill.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Hooters sucks
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Not actually a fan of hooters, but I know that some have had good experiences.

    SJG
  • crazyjoe
    7 years ago
    Good story bro
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