What Type of Candy You Handing Out Tonight?

M&M's and Reeces

Gadsden flags and pocket constitutions.

Or maybe KitKats and Peanut Butter Cups.

Probably the candy.

Have not had a trick or treater in 3 yrs. Will probably just shoot pool and work out in the home gym.

A lot of young families moved into my neighborhood in the last year. I'm not dressing up, but we have a Donald Trump and Barry Obama costumes for the dogs. Naturally, I'm going to make the dumb one dress up as Barry.

Planning on handing out condoms. If any girls are dressed as naughty nurses I might give them a 6 pack of rubbers.

Depends on what kind of mood Candy is in tonight.

She might not want to be handed out to anyone, especially underage children.

Maybe I should just invite Destiny over tonight so as to not create any confusion....

Damn cash, I just responded condoms on another thread.

Sorry flag! I thought it would be a good way to promote safe sex. I hope it’s not taken the wrong way.

Because I'm a monster.

No candy. I'm handing out my home-made lasagna.

Snickers.

I've got a cream filled lollipop for any sexy witches that I find. But, I only have the one so they'll have to take turns with it.

One of my previous CF was named Candy. I have fond memories and think of her whenever i pass the building that once housed her strip club.

The only "candy" I'm interested in this Halloween swings from a pole and has daddy issues.

They had candy at the strip club tonight I went to, so I took some to eat on the way home. It was tasty.

I wouldn't know, faggot. You eat shit. Every day. Eat some more. MackTruck has several tons for you to eat. Eat it, eat it, faggy.

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Nothing. Not one single trick or treater. We had quite a few last year, including some sexily costumed MILFs taking the kids around. I'm disappointed.