What Type of Candy You Handing Out Tonight?

18 comments

• judyjudy

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  7 years ago

  M&M's and Reeces
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  Gadsden flags and pocket constitutions. Or maybe KitKats and Peanut Butter Cups. Probably the candy.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Have not had a trick or treater in 3 yrs. Will probably just shoot pool and work out in the home gym.
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  A lot of young families moved into my neighborhood in the last year. I'm not dressing up, but we have a Donald Trump and Barry Obama costumes for the dogs. Naturally, I'm going to make the dumb one dress up as Barry.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Planning on handing out condoms. If any girls are dressed as naughty nurses I might give them a 6 pack of rubbers.
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  Depends on what kind of mood Candy is in tonight. She might not want to be handed out to anyone, especially underage children. Maybe I should just invite Destiny over tonight so as to not create any confusion....
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Damn cash, I just responded condoms on another thread.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Sorry flag! I thought it would be a good way to promote safe sex. I hope it’s not taken the wrong way.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  [view link] Because I'm a monster.
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  No candy. I'm handing out my home-made lasagna.
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  Snickers.
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  I've got a cream filled lollipop for any sexy witches that I find. But, I only have the one so they'll have to take turns with it.
• K

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  7 years ago

  One of my previous CF was named Candy. I have fond memories and think of her whenever i pass the building that once housed her strip club.
• samsung1

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  7 years ago

  The only "candy" I'm interested in this Halloween swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  They had candy at the strip club tonight I went to, so I took some to eat on the way home. It was tasty.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  I wouldn't know, faggot. You eat shit. Every day. Eat some more. MackTruck has several tons for you to eat. Eat it, eat it, faggy.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LMAO
• gammanu95

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  7 years ago

  Nothing. Not one single trick or treater. We had quite a few last year, including some sexily costumed MILFs taking the kids around. I'm disappointed.