Expensive and Worth Every Penny

If you are looking for the cheapest strip club in Cabo, Splash isn't for you. They cater to guys who have $400 (U.S. dollars, not pesos) or more to spend on a quality experience. The girls are amazing; all 8, 9 and 10 on a 10 scale. Nothing is cheap in Cabo, but Splash gives more value than their nearest competition, Amnesia. (I checked out almost all the other clubs.) You can drink in either the first floor or the 4th floor Skybar. The first floor is best for one or two guys. Groups of 4 or more will be given a large area in the Skybar, with plenty of room for the girls who will visit you. Prices for customer drinks, chica drinks ($15), a private dance $40) , a blowjob ($350) or full service (I think $600, but don't remember) are all the same as other clubs. Splash just does it better.

The "thug factor" is zero. Simply put, they don't let Mexican customers in. The bouncers on the street are VERY cool and lots of fun. You are greeted by them, escorted to the roped off entry and they make an elaborate welcome. Other clubs frisked me. No matter how many times it happens, I always feel violated. Splash doesn't humiliate their gentleman visitors. You are taken to your table by what they call a "guest butler" who gets you a waiter. He will ask you if you want a girl. You can either wait and select one yourself, point one out, or tell him what you like. All the girls are amazing, and speak excellent English. Unlike the other clubs, EVERYONE at Splash speaks fluent English.

More about the girls. They are mostly 18 to 24, though I had a gorgeous girl who proudly told me she was 30. She drank with me until I suggested we go upstairs for a Privado. There was no pressure. I had bought grass from one of the security guys on the street and was stoned and tipsy. I NEVER do that, but that's how safe I felt. Once alone, the service was incredible; slow and sensual, then more enthusiastic at the end. Most girls just stop. I got two BJs that night and both were sublime. The girls themselves are almost all Mexican. I speak a little Spanish, which wasn't needed. They are from everywhere BUT Cabo. I saw a few Ice Queens who looked Eastern European. If I wanted a cold, calculating bitch, I would have stayed married. The Latinas in Splash were young, hot, pretty, outgoing (never pushy) and kept the hustle to a minimum. I ended up spending over 6 hours and $1,500 USD. Usually I am a cheap SOB. The Splash girls made me feel pampered.