Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

Timing may be everything

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Colaboy
Jan 6, 2018, 6:26 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Guess I don’t get here often enough. Maybe twice every few months, but usually the pair of visits will be within a week of each other. Don’t think I’ve ever seen the same group of dancers in here twice. Used to be reliable for the thick boned girls I like. But one my last visit there were 3 seriously nice stallions, and maybe ten tall skinny to absolutely anorexic looking chicks. Several were pretty to sure, but absolute toothpicks to my eye. Best seats seem to be on the right side as you enter.

I used to sit on that side until I was accosted by the fat girl who I guess is a hostess, drink server, bouncer, I don’t know what her role really is. But she seems to patrol the floor (and that one has been there every time I visit). The last time I sat on the right side, she let me know, politely, that I was sitting in the VIP area and that required another $15. I got up and moved and haven’t been back on that side since. Now I usually wind up on the left side in what are the worst seats in the place. These seats, a group of three tables, are away from the walls, which makes it tricky to get a good lap dance. The seats against the wall near the entrance and on the left are always full when I get there. Lap dances were good to great a year ago, or even six months ago. But the dancers now seem to be younger and lazy. A quick flash, a quick grab, then they tend to just grind away in a perfunctory manner.

No more attempts at conversation or flirtation. They just don’t seem interested in doing the work. I suspect the situation may improve in the VIP section, I’ll try it next visit and report back. The bathroom is not the cleanest, but I did figure out last visit you can slide bolt the door and not have to deal with squeezing past anybody in that confined space. Lock that door! Finally, a word about timing. I usually show up between 3:30 and 5:30 pm. Rarely still there by 6:30.

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