If I drink a few drinks, I might watch the next YouTube recommended video.
Called Interview with Reptilian female Lacerta (With Clear Audio and Subtitles)
or maybe pick one of the others like the one with a picture if sexy female aliens called
These Are The 13 known Extraterrestrial Races Living On Earth
Or I could log into a conspiracy web site where someone posted or claimed that I was part of a secret military ops space program where even the participants don't even know it because their memory got wiped.
One time I must have told a really good story involving aliens to a dancer one night in a strip club. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember anything about it one week later when confronted by several strippers wanting me to repeat the story. Drinking affects memory unless you blame it on aliens or MIB. I haven't tried the secret ops story yet on a stripper. I don't think anyone would believe me unless I parked a gigantic mother ship over the strip club and told a dancer I raided the alien ship and took it over, don't tell anyone or I'll have to kill you.
My story was probably based on a dream I had where I engaged in combat with this species. http://adventofdeception.com/insights-ze… I had a lot of fun. I enjoyed the combat. I didn't take over the ship though. I accidentally ran through an emergency beam out hallway while chasing a couple terrified aliens. They initially ticked me off by taking me aboard their ship without permission while I was asleep. I think the stripper forgot I said it was a dream. It was a very detailed vivid dream.
Jezzus Rick999 it sounds like it was a true Rick and Morty Adventure bro...
I know Vodka tells me I am much more intetesting when I am drunk. Whisky or bourbon tells me I can conquer the world. Wine or cognac gets me in reflective chill. Tequila well...roll the dice...
Papi posted: "Yeah - just go for a drive instead."
Fuck you Papi. You lost all moral authority the second you stepped up to defend a fucking pedophile. Here are some stats for you puta. Odds of Flagooner causing serious harm by drinking and driving? Maybe 1 in 100. Odds of a girl being fucked up for life when a grown man sticks his dick in her mouth when she is only 14? Near 100 out of 100.
So go on and defend the guy who amante de los niños pequeños and leave the other shit to those who have a right to post about it.
^ My last post was Exhibit A of drunk posting, lol. Don't get me wrong, I meant everything that I wrote, but I suppose I could have been a little less harsh.
Every time I think rickdugan might be a semi-reasonable person he goes and turns up his d-bagginess!
Papi_Chulo makes a joke that doesn't even target him and he has a freak out to justify his drunk driving.
Just for the record, molesting 14-year olds is worse than drunk driving. But that doesn't make drunk driving ok.
I've long thought that 90%+ of rickdugan's posts are bullshit. Usually they are entertaining bullshit. Sort of like excerpts from a novel entitled "Adventures of a Giant D-bag"
Unfortunately, I suspect the one part of his posts that aren't bullshit is the drunk driving. I would be willing to bet that he has a serious problem.
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Some folks can be more fun after a few drinks, and I’m sure it can make for fun reading too.
Once every few months
Called Interview with Reptilian female Lacerta (With Clear Audio and Subtitles)
or maybe pick one of the others like the one with a picture if sexy female aliens called
These Are The 13 known Extraterrestrial Races Living On Earth
Or I could log into a conspiracy web site where someone posted or claimed that I was part of a secret military ops space program where even the participants don't even know it because their memory got wiped.
I had a lot of fun. I enjoyed the combat. I didn't take over the ship though. I accidentally ran through an emergency beam out hallway while chasing a couple terrified aliens. They initially ticked me off by taking me aboard their ship without permission while I was asleep. I think the stripper forgot I said it was a dream. It was a very detailed vivid dream.
I know Vodka tells me I am much more intetesting when I am drunk. Whisky or bourbon tells me I can conquer the world. Wine or cognac gets me in reflective chill. Tequila well...roll the dice...
Fuck you Papi. You lost all moral authority the second you stepped up to defend a fucking pedophile. Here are some stats for you puta. Odds of Flagooner causing serious harm by drinking and driving? Maybe 1 in 100. Odds of a girl being fucked up for life when a grown man sticks his dick in her mouth when she is only 14? Near 100 out of 100.
So go on and defend the guy who amante de los niños pequeños and leave the other shit to those who have a right to post about it.
Every time I think rickdugan might be a semi-reasonable person he goes and turns up his d-bagginess!
Papi_Chulo makes a joke that doesn't even target him and he has a freak out to justify his drunk driving.
Just for the record, molesting 14-year olds is worse than drunk driving. But that doesn't make drunk driving ok.
I've long thought that 90%+ of rickdugan's posts are bullshit. Usually they are entertaining bullshit. Sort of like excerpts from a novel entitled "Adventures of a Giant D-bag"
Unfortunately, I suspect the one part of his posts that aren't bullshit is the drunk driving. I would be willing to bet that he has a serious problem.
Seriously, rickdugan should seek help!