Saddest thing you have ever seen at a SC?

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eyeofodin
Michigan
Yesterday afternoon I stopped by a local club for lunch. The cast of characters were a RIL mid 60's and socially awkward, a late thirties dancer that did some porn scenes in her early 20's but was not very good at it and came home dance again, and a whale.

The RIL comes in and his girl is on stage, he goes to the rail and tips her. As the last song is finishing up her whale walks in and she makes a bee line to the whale right past the RIL without even a nod in his direction. She sit with the whale for a bit and he gets up to go to the restroom, the RIL rushes over and tries to chat her up while the guys is gone. She puts him off.. The whale takes her to the CR for an hour stint. Mean time the RIL is pacing the floor, every 5 minutes is going over to where she was sitting and rubbing the back of the chair where she was sitting and then stands in the corner for a minute and repeats the circle. An hour later they come back on to the floor and take a seat for 15 minutes and chat before the whale leaves. RIL heads over her way and she get up and walks away from him without a word..

Poor bastard was crying as he picked up his coat and headed out the door. No idea what the history behind their "relationship" is and her shunning him may be justified(as he was awkward and kind of creepy with the seat rubbing thing), but I've never seen a grown man cry at a SC because of a stripper lack of attention..

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ppwh
7 years ago
A high quality CF who showed up with new nipple rings. :(

It happened a couple of times, actually.
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eyeofodin
7 years ago
I'm not a fan of nipple rings either........ agree, that is a sad waste of a perfectly good nipple.
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rickdugan
7 years ago
I once saw a guy crying and muttering "don't break up with me" literally as he was getting a lapdance from the girl.

The backstory is that she was running an extended romance hustle on him. The train was coming to the end of the line because he was broke after she had milked him for weeks. After the dance, he kept following her around the club like a puppy. When that didn't work, he left and then started sending her texts of himself with another girl to make her jealous. This guy really had no clue about what had just happened to him.

And I know so much about this because the stripper who did it was a favorite of mine and she even showed me this goofball's texts. This girl really was entertaining as all fuck, but she had no sympathy for weak dipshits. That's what he gets for falling in love with a Russian stripper, lol.
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shadowcat
7 years ago
Everybody's favorite Follies bar tender, Angie, getting run over in the parking lot while coming to work by one of the club's dancers. She is still on the disabled list.
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4got2wipe
7 years ago
Wow! I feel for the crying, seat-rubbing weirdo. I understand why the girl didn't want to interact with him but I still feel for him.

I guess being a seat-rubbing weirdo = not brilliant!
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Mate27
7 years ago
Your momma!
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warhawks
7 years ago
Saddest thing I’ve ever seen was an old guy in a wheelchair getting pushed in to the Club. None of the dancers wanted to give him a lap dance. They thought he’d die if they did.

Oh, and the second saddest thing I’ve ever seen at a Strip Club was Juice riding up on his bicycle and having to pay the valet with returnables. Coincidently, most of them were coke cans...
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eyeofodin
7 years ago
Rick-- I've known this dancer since she was 18 and she is not smart enough when I knew her, unless the guy was a real sap to run that level of scam. After her failed attempt at porn she came back with an alcohol and coke problem, she would blow you on the floor of the SC after two drinks and a promise to buy her a third. Three drinks was overpaying, there was a reason she never made it in the movies. I had not seen her in maybe 8-10 years so she could have wised up, kicked the booze and coke and started honing her skills.
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flagooner
7 years ago
The day before I texted her that I was leaving my wife for her.

It wasn't like I was bawling though.
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eyeofodin
7 years ago
warhawks -- there was an Old Soldiers and Sailors Home by where I went to high school and one of the WW I sailor would make a break for it every once in a while to go see half naked women. If my buddies or I saw him walking, we would pick him up and take him to the local biker bar SC where they would let us in as long as you "looked" old enough and buy him a $5 dance, get him a shot and a beer and then take him back to the Veterans home. I had not thought about that in over 35 or 40 years.... thanks for jogging my memory, he had great stories.
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rogertex
7 years ago
OP - normal hazards of this "high contact" sport of ours.
He'll get over it (if he's a man)
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etsutwigg222
7 years ago
A dancer that had been on maternity break sitting outside the club on the walkway stoop with her bag crying. Seems manager would not let her back in to dance because she still had "baby fat" to lose !!!! (Strange because this club has some sizeable dancers there. And not baby fat!!!)
Like a true "save a ho" pl, I asked if she needed help. Long SS story followed detailing, Baby Daddy left, no ride, no money, and won't let her work (owner said she could after she blew him). Guess manager didn't talk to owner!!!
Anyway, true to form I took her home where Mom was there with kids (3) and took all to grocery store (using my club seed money) for food and diapers !!! Oh well, I was pretty sad to me on that particular day !!!
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DandyDan
7 years ago
As I was pulling up to the club, I saw police cars in the lot with their lights flashing. I got the memo and just went to another club.
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eyeofodin
7 years ago
etsutwigg --- doing acts of random kindness is a good thing. Buying the necessities and not throwing cash at the problem was a act of kindness she might remember and if she is ever in a position to help an other out she just might. Being human to an other person down on their luck is not being a Captain Save-a-Ho, unless you wanted to take her away from her problems and marry her.
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whodey
7 years ago
I saw a PL get arrested for leaving his 2 kids in the car while he was in the club. I guess another customer was walking through the lot and heard a baby crying. He couldn't see through the tinted windows at night so he ran and got the bouncer. Bouncer shined his flashlight in the windshield and saw about a seven year old in the back seat giving a bottle to a crying baby.

The bouncer came running in the club and took the mic from the dj and yelled "whatever sorry mother fucker left his kids in the car had better get his ass up here right now!" Nobody in the club moved. The bouncer started getting visibly more upset and you could see a vein throbbing on his neck. He grabbed the mic again "the cops are on their way so you're already going to jail. If you're not man enough to come forward before they get here I'll be in jail with you for beating your pathetic face to a pulp once they find you, so the choice is yours do you want to go to jail alone or do you want to be my cell mate?"

This scrawny 25ish white POS came slinking out of the vip with a naked stripper beating him across the back with one of her shoes. The bouncer grabbed him by the arm and drug him to the office while a couple of dancers got his keys so they could go get the kids out of the car.

The cops showed up a few minutes later to arrest him and the club gave them a round of applause.

I still get pissed anytime I think about that night. How mentally deficient does someone have to be to think it's alright to leave your kids alone in a strip club parking lot?
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Rickberge
7 years ago
^^^ Damn thats fucked up man.
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Rickberge
7 years ago
@etsutwigg222 yea doing an act like thats doesnt make you a "captain save a hoe" in my book. It was obvious she needed some real life help & Im assuming u werent trying to get anything in return.

I havent been SCing as much as you guys on this board but its really starting to hit me that these dancers (majority of them) are dealing with some real shit outside of the club...

thats why getting strippers number and meeting OTC can be a gift and a curse.
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goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Saw a guy in tears begging for a girl to give him his money back. Said it was his rent money and his wife and kid would be evicted.

Pathetic attempt if BS. Truly pathetic and sad if true.
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BrotherFogHorn
7 years ago
These are some sad stories. You all need to repent and cum to the lawrd!

REPENT YOU HETHENS!
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orangepicture
7 years ago
I was at a club in New Orleans, I think it was Scores; it has a western motif and was on the side of bourbon street closer to the Mississippi River (i.e.: the opposite side of the street of both Hustler clubs).

I got approached by 6 girls in the first 15 minutes trying to sell air dances table side. The 6th girl said it was her first night stripping in over 3 years. She said she got pregnant and quit to have her kid. Then one day, she came home to find her 3 year old putting all his toys in the front yard. When she asked why, she said that he said "so we can sell them to have money". A week later, there she was hustling for dances.
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orangepicture
7 years ago
^^ Clarification. It was Rick's Sporting Saloon.
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Clubber
7 years ago
This was years ago at Cheetah Pompano Beach. On the table dances were the norm then. A few of us would visit from Miami about once a month or so. We had our favorite dancer. Most every time we were there, this same guy would come in, sit by himself, and buy table dances from "our" dancer. She never removed anything she had on.

Later, we questioned her about this. She said he does it every week on Friday. Rarely speaks other than to ask her to dance for her and to not remove anything. She would make a $100 (years ago) or more off him and do nothing other than dance. She was the hottest dancer there to us. It was sad to me that he spent those $'s for what?
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flagooner
7 years ago
^ That's not sad. What would be sad is if he couldn't afford it.

I need to keep reminding myself that different customers enjoy different experiences.
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chessmaster
7 years ago
Clubber, thats not sad. Just pathetic, and maybe a weird fetish.
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chessmaster
7 years ago
"Myself :("

You looking for bbc there? Cuz there's no kids at the strip club.
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xpando
7 years ago
I watched a Detroit Lions game in a SC once.
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goosman
7 years ago
@xpando - that may be the saddest story here.

I didn't see it but years ago at a club down here, a boyfriend of a dancer came into the club and shot/killed his girlfriend the dancer. This was years ago, and even though the club is in probably the safest neighborhood around any So. Fla. strip club, they still wand you down at the door 'till this day.
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Bj99
7 years ago
This poor female customer drank too much and puked all over the bathroom. She was cleaning it herself w the bucket and bleach bc she insisted, and then she couldn’t find her wallet. Poor girl. She seemed really nice.
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joc13
7 years ago
Not so much sad as super PL, but sat next to another custy today who had developed a serious case of RIL for one of the bartenders. Even left the club to go buy her a gift at the mall and came back to give it to her.

Can't really blame him, though. This particular bartender is hot as fuck.
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
RIL? Really in love?
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Tigerr619
7 years ago
I have been going to strip clubs for 10 years. Primarily in California. I have seen ALOT. Some of the nastiest situations are at Extra clubs. Where I had refused one of my ATF, and she went back to VIP. As I was walking by to get another dance with another girl - I saw her on the floor and threw the curtain on her knees performing on another guy. It made me think, how many men is she with per day?

I’ve date a lot of strippers, and when a girl stoops low to ask me for $40 for gas after a date, it makes me think why is she even working?

Many many crazy things have happened. Including myself getting jumped by a boyfriend.

The people who work and go to these places have major issues.
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ppwh
7 years ago
@Tigerr619, instead of judging her for her work where you went to see her, you should try DATY on her to soften her up for a civvie style interaction. If you don't like the taste of several men's semen, you can bring a cracker as we do at our local circle jerks.
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JackAstor
7 years ago
Sounds like that guy needed to go to Boot Camp when he was a kid. Any Boot Camp , even the Navy .
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RTP
7 years ago
I saw a young stripper (I assume she was 21 but not much more) who was staggering, fall down drunk by about 2:30 in the afternoon get picked up by her stripper boyfriend in his rusted out pick-up. He proceeds to just scream at her calling her every name in the book and telling her how embarrassed she should be. She just cried and did not respond. I was afraid he would hit her, but I never saw that.
Of course, he dropped her off at this club just a few hours earlier to work while he sat at home on the sofa playing video games.
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flagooner
7 years ago
The saddest thing was discovering I was down to $3 in my wallet after paying for a few lap dances.

And I had withdrawn my daily ATM limit just before going to the club.

Learned my lesson, withdraw the money the day before if possible.
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GoVikings
7 years ago
Monk....RIL means regular in love
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
I agree, seeing strippers falling down drunk at work is sad.
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shadowcat
7 years ago
Taking a shit and then noticing that their is no toilet paper?
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Jigman
7 years ago
One time I got went to the VIP with my favorite girl that I had been seeing for a few years. She was trying to convince me to do another room. I declined since I was out of money. When I went to my car, I changed my mind and went back in to club intending to use my credit card. When I got in, I saw my favorite dancer sitting on another guys lap. Then they got up and went walking towards the VIP area together. I asked the dancer if she was busy because I wanted to do another room and she said she was busy and just walked right by me without any emotion. I was crushed. The true definition of sad and a PL :(
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ppwh
7 years ago
WASH ME written in the hazy film on the tile over the urinals at a dive that was still there a week later despite the club having a bathroom troll. He had really soft hands, though.
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Hmm...other than me bringing a present in the club to ATF ...One time sitting at the bar and a pretty dancer has been working me but she is clearly on some heroin or something else hard and is slurring her speech and moving slowly. My intial interest turned south quickly and I was making conversation as she seemed nice enough but just a wreck. While leaving the club I see her alone nodding off slumped forward in a booth which just looked soo pathetic.
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Hmm...other than me bringing a present in the club to ATF ...One time sitting at the bar and a pretty dancer has been working me but she is clearly on some heroin or something else hard and is slurring her speech and moving slowly. My intial interest turned south quickly and I was making conversation as she seemed nice enough but just a wreck. While leaving the club I see her alone nodding off slumped forward in a booth which just looked soo pathetic.
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JAprufrock
7 years ago
@whodey>>You have the most pathetic and saddest story so far. Makes me angry when I hear shit like that. You hear it in the news a lot, about fucking imbeciles leaving their young kids in the car on real hot days to go do whatever (once here in Detroit, a dumb bitch did that while going to a hair salon and her two kids died. I remember the reports saying the older kid, maybe a 3 or 4 year old boy, desperately tried to get his infant sister out of car seat, or something to that effect. It was one of the saddest stories I ever heard. The bitch went to jail, obviously, but how in the world could you live with yourself after doing that?
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larryfisherman
7 years ago
I don’t have any particular sad things I’ve seen so far in my strip club adventures, but it’s fun reading these replies.
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DeclineToState
7 years ago
This one wasn't sad, but it was funny and funny enough to share. Last month I was in a nicer topless club in my geographic area, not one of the dumps. It was before 10 PM, so the place wasn't hopping yet. I go to say hi to the VIP area bouncer/manager who's a cool guy and I see him reading some super drunk ass custy the riot act and forcing him to throw soiled towels and cleaning supplies into a trash can before being escorted outta the club. I asked what was up and the bouncer says that guy had left a VIP room with a dancer after time was up, was drunk as hell and wandered into an adjacent VIP room thinking it was the bathroom and unloaded his bladder all over the room and then the bouncer made him clean it up. I go to the bar to get a drink and 10 min later I see the main club manager (not just some floor guy, the manager) wander past in his suit and tie wearing Playtex gloves all the way up to his elbows with an armful of cleaning supplies and wet towels, he had just finished cleaning up the remainder of the piss room himself. Later that night before I take my fave to different VIP room I told her about it and we laughed our asses off. Neither of us will ever set foot in that piss room again (or, at least not me, I suppose she has less of a choice than me).
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