LapDanceKing (LDK) is not giving interesting challenges.
Here's January challenge:
You are cozying up with a dancer. Even had a couple of lappers.
Dancer says: "Let's go to VIP !!!"
You: Looking at your watch say "Not in the mood for sex today ..."
You: Pause for bit and now look in the dancers eyes and say ".... unless you got game"
You: Sip you drink and end with "You are attractive though"
Report dancer's response as reply to this thread.
Enjoy !
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last commentI've tried on 3 dancers so far.
Dancer1: Waaaah and then silence. Left after a while.
Dancer2: Speechless. (but ok with it. no more pestering)
Dancer3: Rolls back in disbelief. Rolls eyes. After a while says "You are not as dumb as you look". (I took that as a compliment .. ahem)
Waiting for a dancer to say "no ... no there is no sex in VIP. none at all."
There's a different set of lines from me after that !
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of course waiting for dancer that responds - I got game, let's go
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I going to use that in vegas next time when they start the vip push.
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When I tried this, she told me there is only this one RICH STUD who is friends with the manager that she does that with. She offered her number in case I wanted to Western Union her sometime, but I was so disappointed after being CB'd by some guy who probably only sees her as an object that I passed.
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I actually did this in Tootsies a few years back the dancer started laughing so hard she brought a few other dancers over and we hung out for over an hour upstairs just drinking I think the VIP would have been cheaper.
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ppwh.... thanks for giving the gift of a good laugh in the morning.
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twentyfive ----I have a different line I use, mainly because I hang out at a lower class of clubs, and have had the experiences of the dancers finding it "charming and funny" that all we did was hang out and I bought drinks for hours for them on slow nights.
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^^^What line did you use?
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Only if you are going to drain my nut sack like a truck stop whore.
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but in all fairness --- I did know one of the girls pretty well and knew her sense of humor
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Dancer: "Let's go to VIP !!!"
eyeofodin: "Only if you are going to drain my nut sack like a truck stop whore."
Ha Ha
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