Vivid sayings

bubba267
Livin my inner redneck
Here where I live in Atlanta , it is 23 with a windchill of 17.

‘It is colder than a witche’s titty in a brass bra”. One of my other favorites is ‘he was shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed”

Do you have a favorite saying that so perfectly illustrates a point ?

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  • MackTruck
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    7 years ago
    It's cold wnough to freeze the tits off of a whore
  • flagooner
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    7 years ago
    It's cold as a bucket of penguin shit.
  • shadowcat
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    7 years ago
    "colder than a well diggers ass".
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    It's so cold my cum froze in mid-air
  • likes2look
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    7 years ago
    It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
  • likes2look
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    7 years ago
    It’s so cold that all the girls on pornhub were wearing clothes
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    It's so cold here, your 23 degrees is tropical.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    It's so cold my fave's nipples had icicles on them
  • flagooner
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    7 years ago
    It's so cold my dick is only 2 inches.

    Wait, it's 70 degrees out.
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    It’s too cold for the eskimos to fuck! Bada bing!!!
  • magicrat
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    7 years ago
    For a woman to say....It's so cold my nipples could cut glass
  • Jdobbs84
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    7 years ago
    Happier than whore in a pecker patch.
  • JackAstor
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    7 years ago
    " It shriveled my pod " - Gus in Lonesome Dove
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    It’s colder than balls out there...
  • ATACdawg
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    7 years ago
    Tried to light a fire, but the match's flame froze before I got it under the paper.....
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