Here where I live in Atlanta , it is 23 with a windchill of 17.
‘It is colder than a witche’s titty in a brass bra”. One of my other favorites is ‘he was shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed”
Do you have a favorite saying that so perfectly illustrates a point ?
It's cold as a bucket of penguin shit.
"colder than a well diggers ass".
It's so cold my cum froze in mid-air
It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
It’s so cold that all the girls on pornhub were wearing clothes
It's so cold here, your 23 degrees is tropical.
It's so cold my fave's nipples had icicles on them
It's so cold my dick is only 2 inches.
Wait, it's 70 degrees out.
It’s too cold for the eskimos to fuck! Bada bing!!!
For a woman to say....It's so cold my nipples could cut glass
Happier than whore in a pecker patch.
" It shriveled my pod " - Gus in Lonesome Dove
It’s colder than balls out there...
Tried to light a fire, but the match's flame froze before I got it under the paper.....
It's cold wnough to freeze the tits off of a whore