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Vivid sayings

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bubba267
Livin my inner redneck
Here where I live in Atlanta , it is 23 with a windchill of 17.

‘It is colder than a witche’s titty in a brass bra”. One of my other favorites is ‘he was shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed”

Do you have a favorite saying that so perfectly illustrates a point ?

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MackTruck
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7 years ago
It's cold wnough to freeze the tits off of a whore
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flagooner
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7 years ago
It's cold as a bucket of penguin shit.
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shadowcat
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7 years ago
"colder than a well diggers ass".
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Papi_Chulo
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7 years ago
It's so cold my cum froze in mid-air
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likes2look
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7 years ago
It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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likes2look
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7 years ago
It’s so cold that all the girls on pornhub were wearing clothes
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vincemichaels
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7 years ago
It's so cold here, your 23 degrees is tropical.
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Papi_Chulo
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7 years ago
It's so cold my fave's nipples had icicles on them
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flagooner
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7 years ago
It's so cold my dick is only 2 inches.

Wait, it's 70 degrees out.
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twentyfive
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7 years ago
It’s too cold for the eskimos to fuck! Bada bing!!!
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magicrat
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7 years ago
For a woman to say....It's so cold my nipples could cut glass
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Jdobbs84
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7 years ago
Happier than whore in a pecker patch.
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JackAstor
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7 years ago
" It shriveled my pod " - Gus in Lonesome Dove
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Cashman1234
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7 years ago
It’s colder than balls out there...
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ATACdawg
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7 years ago
Tried to light a fire, but the match's flame froze before I got it under the paper.....
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