Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE Salem, OR 97305

Best value in Salem

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elhuachinango
Jan 6, 2018, 6:29 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This is a small, laid back club with everything you need to have a relaxing evening. There is a main stage, a smaller stage for busy nights, and a small, private area for dances. Everything is clean enough to be comfortable, though the bathroom does suffer from being too small for the weekend crowd. The dj plays good modern music with a few throwbacks mixed in (mostly pop stripper songs). Lighting is on the darker side, but good enough on stage to get a good look at the girls.

As for girls, you can expect 4-6 during the day shift and 5-10 during the night. There is a fairly high turnover rate for girls, so the following details may change by the time you get there, but as of the time of this review there are 2 regular black girls, 2 regular latina girls, one daytime asian girl, and the rest are white. The girls are not the best looking in Salem, but in my view they are perfect for this place because most are very approachable, won't hustle you for too much money (though obviously they're not there for free), and they know how to put on a show. Hotness is anywhere from 5-9, depending on the night, and there is enough variety to match most tastes. Warning, this is not the place if you're into slim asian girls, as that is the only type of girl I've never seen here ever.

Where this place shines is in its pricing. The drinks range from $3-6 for beer, and $4-$12 for mixed drinks. The food is also well prepared, and cheap for the quality; $5-$10 and much cheaper with daily specials which don't mean lowered quality. There are a few craft beers on tap along with a about 4 domestics, and the beer is almost always fresh. If there is something wrong with your food or drinks, the bartender will not hesitate to re-serve you without any hastle, but this is very rare. Most importantly, the dances here are exactly what the girl promises you, and there are quite a few girls here that are not shy as long as you treat them decently. If you're shy, just sit by the stage for a few songs and the show will give you a good idea of what you can expect in the dance area. $20 to have a girl on your lap with mutual touching for a whole song is about as good of an experience as you can get in Salem, and this is place to find it (ask first).

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