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Is it ok if a dancer talks about your dick as a coke can ?

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

What does that even mean ?

At one of the clubs I frequent it's getting around I got a coke can in my pocket

WTF ?

Is this a good thing or should I be embarrassed ?

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anonlvone

girth

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Bj99

That’s funny. I dated a guy, who’s dick I describe as being like a can of coke. It was very very thick, and not that long.

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Rick999

Not sure. Coke cans are kind of short.

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joc13

It means if someone shakes it up good, and then opens it, it's gonna squirt all over the place.

It means it's worth 5 cents in NYC once it's been emptied.

It means you'd like to give it to the world ("I'd like to give the world a Coke (my dick) and keep it company.")

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JuiceBox69

OK OK OK...now it makes since

Yep that's me...not that long but thick as fuck especially when fully hard

It's honestly as thick as its length.

I'm actually proud of that thin

I'm cool with that

Thanks guy's and ladies

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ppwh

Pepsi. The choice of a new generation.

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goldmongerATL

So is that similar to when they ask you if that's a chapstick?

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ppwh

That fucking bitch had better shut her mouth. It's a Burt's Bees.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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MackTruck

Omg!

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MackTruck

Juice fucked the shit out of something

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JuiceBox69

Is it OK if it's purple ????

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ATACdawg

Mmmmmm. Grape soda!

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flagooner

Maybe it means that what comes out of it is highly corrosive.

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eyeofodin

Guess that beat her describing you as a tuna can.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

Starkiss69

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warhawks

Coke cans are gay.

It means she thinks you are gay Juice.

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4got2wipe

"Is it OK if it's purple ????"

What other color would it be?

Just remember:

2 liter bottle = brilliant!
Coke can = ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tuna can = you're on your way to becoming a seat-rubbing weirdo!

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Mate27

Is it ok if your dick is as big as a Coke can?

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vincemichaels

Coca Cola (tm) the drink of champions,(or so they want you to believe from the billions spent on advertising it) It's a compliment, Juice. Splooge away !!

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ime

Juice has a chode, ha

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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Mate27

Nice fucking avatar LittleDickSammy!

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Cashman1234

It’s all good - as it generally refers to a cock that’s thick.

As long as she doesn’t say your cock is like a chicken fanger! Those chicken fangers might be delicious and perfect for dipping - but they are a bit slender for pleasuring the ladies (and the dancers).

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Subraman

Stripper: Ha ha ha ha! It's like a little lipstick case!

Juice: Music's too loud, what did you just say? Can of coke?

Stripper: Ha ha ha!

Juice: Can of coke! Awesome!

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Uprightcitizen

Juice buy this and wear it next time you see her...

amazon.com

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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