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Is it ok if a dancer talks about your dick as a coke can ?

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
What does that even mean ?

At one of the clubs I frequent it's getting around I got a coke can in my pocket

WTF ?

Is this a good thing or should I be embarrassed ?

27 comments

  • anonlvone
    7 years ago
    girth
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    That’s funny. I dated a guy, who’s dick I describe as being like a can of coke. It was very very thick, and not that long.
  • Rick999
    7 years ago
    Not sure. Coke cans are kind of short.
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    It means if someone shakes it up good, and then opens it, it's gonna squirt all over the place.

    It means it's worth 5 cents in NYC once it's been emptied.

    It means you'd like to give it to the world ("I'd like to give the world a Coke (my dick) and keep it company.")
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    OK OK OK...now it makes since

    Yep that's me...not that long but thick as fuck especially when fully hard

    It's honestly as thick as its length.

    I'm actually proud of that thin

    I'm cool with that


    Thanks guy's and ladies
  • ppwh
    7 years ago
    Pepsi. The choice of a new generation.
  • goldmongerATL
    7 years ago
    So is that similar to when they ask you if that's a chapstick?
  • ppwh
    7 years ago
    That fucking bitch had better shut her mouth. It's a Burt's Bees.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Omg!
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Juice fucked the shit out of something
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    Is it OK if it's purple ????
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Mmmmmm. Grape soda!
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    Maybe it means that what comes out of it is highly corrosive.
  • eyeofodin
    7 years ago
    Guess that beat her describing you as a tuna can.
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO

    Starkiss69
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Coke cans are gay.

    It means she thinks you are gay Juice.
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    "Is it OK if it's purple ????"

    What other color would it be?

    Just remember:

    2 liter bottle = brilliant!
    Coke can = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Tuna can = you're on your way to becoming a seat-rubbing weirdo!
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Is it ok if your dick is as big as a Coke can?
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Coca Cola (tm) the drink of champions,(or so they want you to believe from the billions spent on advertising it) It's a compliment, Juice. Splooge away !!
  • ime
    7 years ago
    Juice has a chode, ha
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Nice fucking avatar LittleDickSammy!
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    It’s all good - as it generally refers to a cock that’s thick.

    As long as she doesn’t say your cock is like a chicken fanger! Those chicken fangers might be delicious and perfect for dipping - but they are a bit slender for pleasuring the ladies (and the dancers).
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    Stripper: Ha ha ha ha! It's like a little lipstick case!

    Juice: Music's too loud, what did you just say? Can of coke?

    Stripper: Ha ha ha!

    Juice: Can of coke! Awesome!
  • Uprightcitizen
    7 years ago
    Juice buy this and wear it next time you see her...

    https://www.amazon.com/Coke-and-a-Smile-…
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
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