Is it ok if a dancer talks about your dick as a coke can ?

girth

That’s funny. I dated a guy, who’s dick I describe as being like a can of coke. It was very very thick, and not that long.

Not sure. Coke cans are kind of short.

It means if someone shakes it up good, and then opens it, it's gonna squirt all over the place.

It means it's worth 5 cents in NYC once it's been emptied.

It means you'd like to give it to the world ("I'd like to give the world a Coke (my dick) and keep it company.")

OK OK OK...now it makes since

Yep that's me...not that long but thick as fuck especially when fully hard

It's honestly as thick as its length.

I'm actually proud of that thin

I'm cool with that


Thanks guy's and ladies

Pepsi. The choice of a new generation.

So is that similar to when they ask you if that's a chapstick?

That fucking bitch had better shut her mouth. It's a Burt's Bees.

LMFAO

Omg!

Juice fucked the shit out of something

Is it OK if it's purple ????

Mmmmmm. Grape soda!

Maybe it means that what comes out of it is highly corrosive.

Guess that beat her describing you as a tuna can.

LMFAO

Starkiss69

Coke cans are gay.

It means she thinks you are gay Juice.

"Is it OK if it's purple ????"

What other color would it be?

Just remember:

2 liter bottle = brilliant!
Coke can = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tuna can = you're on your way to becoming a seat-rubbing weirdo!

Is it ok if your dick is as big as a Coke can?

Coca Cola (tm) the drink of champions,(or so they want you to believe from the billions spent on advertising it) It's a compliment, Juice. Splooge away !!

Juice has a chode, ha

LMFAO

Nice fucking avatar LittleDickSammy!

It’s all good - as it generally refers to a cock that’s thick.

As long as she doesn’t say your cock is like a chicken fanger! Those chicken fangers might be delicious and perfect for dipping - but they are a bit slender for pleasuring the ladies (and the dancers).

Stripper: Ha ha ha ha! It's like a little lipstick case!

Juice: Music's too loud, what did you just say? Can of coke?

Stripper: Ha ha ha!

Juice: Can of coke! Awesome!

Juice buy this and wear it next time you see her...

https://www.amazon.com/Coke-and-a-Smile-…

LMFAO