The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not bad, especially if you know what you're looking for.

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Bovice
Jan 5, 2018, 4:24 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in the front, with seating surrounding it and a bunch of seating facing the stage like in a theater. I would say there's something for everyone here. Some of the girls, as far as I'm concerned, are downright attractive. Most of them of them look alright and a couple of them were extremely, extremely hot.

I got a lap dance from one of the extremely hot girls. Lapdances with a top are $20, topless are $40. I'm looking for some grinding action so I don't really care if the top is on or not. As far as I'm concerned I can appreciate her hot tits just the same with lingerie on. Some women sag a little weird so it may even look less attractive depending on the person. She immediately has an attitude when I don't accept the upsell to the $40 lapdance.

She suggests I get a VIP room in the back, talks prices. Vaguely alludes to what's offered but I don't trust her at all this point. She's definitely going to constantly move the goalposts. She was hot AF and I would've fucked her, even taken a CBJ or BBBJ, for 500 bucks if knew that was the price, but she was so vague and shifty, who knows where the prices would've ended up.

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