Alright, in the spirit of a request from founder to keep things a bit more on topic, and to perhaps lighten the mood a bit overall, I will do what I do best: Brag about paying a "hooker" for sex. ;)
After giving another member crap yesterday for thinking about sitting on the sidelines on such a wonderful clubbing day due to a bit of weather, I felt a little extra motivated and decided to spread my wings. So I picked a cluster of clubs a bit further away than I usually venture when on the homefront, booked a room by those clubs to avoid driving back inebriated, and went on a bit of an adventure.
My theory was that I was going to find some hungry dancers, broke after Xmas spending, a holiday weak with light crowds and beginning of the month bills coming due. I also suspected that the clubs would be dead on New Year's Day and that the combo of hungry dancers and a dead club would be great for a guy like me. Boy was I right. ;)
I had every intention of sampling a few clubs, but got held up at a sport bar watching a fantastic Rose Bowl game. Even still, the clubs in my chosen destination close at 3:00, so I assumed that I would have some time to bounce around a bit. But I did not make it 30 minutes at my first stop before a hot young dancer, who had been sitting with me the whole time, was dropping not so subtle hints that a trip back to my hotel was an option. With only three guys in this large cavernous club at 10:30 at night, her prospects were looking bleak and, for all of the reasons I outlined earlier, she was hungry for the cash. She even gave me a ride back to the hotel in her car, since of course I was on foot so that I could enjoy the game and then the clubs without having to worry. Oh, and she was awesome enough that I intend to connect with her again soon.
What a great day of the year to try out a new club. :)


Anyone else have a similar story about clubbing yesterday? Anyone see different conditions than what I experienced?