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King's Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, Florida

GREAT PLACE FOR FUN

From my experience female customers seem to be less common and as a result can expect a warm welcome and a little extra attention from the girls. I was here by myself last night and was…

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Help!

I’m in the parking lot of my favorite SC and I forgot San Jose Guys fool proof strategy for marrying a stripper . I think I’m supposed to take my pants off and make out with the bartender and then…

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Would you consider a lap dance cheating if you are married?

Would you consider a non private lapdance in the main room that involved no touching on the patrons part to be cheating in a marriage?

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CockRings

What the general feeling about wearing a cocking to the club? How would the dancers feel about it?

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NY Times is trying to cut in on our domain. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/29/new-york-times-seeks-awkward-troubling-sex-stories-from-readers-with-erotic-hotline.html

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Anyone know how Emma is in the VIP?

Anyone know how Emma is in the VIP?

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday at bogarts

So Tuesday is $10 dance day. I tipped a dancer on stage and she came by to visit. I have been with her before so we went upstairs. The VIP Booth's are quite roomy at…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

It was ok

Had lunch in here when I was in salt lake. The food was good. The ladies were hot but the pasties and excessive underwear did not really do it for me. They have some tv's…

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Uh-oh . . . I think I'm falling in love with a stripper.

New member here. Decided to join for the sole purpose of getting feedback on my new conundrum. First, I'm 51, married, in good shape for my age and considered attractive. I'm also married and my wife and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Long Legs and a Liquid Lunch

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements: This still…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I've seen some pretty shitty reviews of this place on

I've seen some pretty shitty reviews of this place on other sites and I'm beginning to feel they must be fake reviews from local competitors - not there are many local competitors (one or two at most.) My experience…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

First time visit

As the title states- first time in this club. The club is next to a bar so that was nice to get an adult beverage before heading next door. Parking lot was empty, paid $10…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Back in the game

I have been on the sidelines for a few months but got back in action last Tuesday. I visited around 4:30 pm. As usual all dancers were WOC. There were several dancers present at…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Becoming one of my favorites

This was my second visit to Johnnys. The girls are attractive for the most part. The dollar parade isn't the worst I have ever experienced but it is busy. It's a small space basically…

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The upside down bikini...Hell yeah!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5899645/Australian-swimwear-label-promotes-upside-bikini-trend.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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New source for locating sex workers.

Sex workers have been a mainstay on social networks for more than a decade. Twitter in particular handed escorts a number of tools that allowed them to protect themselves ― a way to screen clients, anonymity, the ability to find…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Dirty and I don't mean in a good way

I visited this club because my entry ticket from the club across the street got me in free here, which is a positive. Once in the door I was immediately told I had to buy a…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

June visit to the Bamboo Lounge

As others have posted, the Korean Bar scene on Telephone is not for everyone. Most of the women are 40+. With that said, however most are a good time and worth the experience. When…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

A Place with Great Value

I visited this place on a Sunday about a couple of weeks ago. This was the first time I visited since nearly three years ago. The club appears mostly the same from what I remember…

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I'm done with this

Is a thought I've had occur a few times recently. Each time, a variable number of days go by, my balls fill up, and then I think "well, I can afford to...." and the next thing I know I'm either headed…

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TUSCL All-Time Greatest Moments

What are some of the best discussions/posts ever posted on here? I figured I’d let everyone shout out some topics before I compiled a list. Some memorable ones for me: 1. The introduction of the System. 2. JS69…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Definitely not CR or Fare

After seeing the increasingly positive reviews here, I decided to check it out. $9 cover, the drink specials advertised were shockingly out of stock, so $6.75 beer it is. < 10 girls working, none who…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Definitely not CR or Fare

After seeing the increasingly positive reviews here, I decided to check it out. $9 cover, the drink specials advertised were shockingly out of stock, so $6.75 beer it is. < 10 girls working, none who…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

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Hit the PH for the late afternoon shift. Not many girls, but not many guys. Erica, taliata, tatianna, leah, rosa, and andrea had already left. Cayanne, milla, samantha, and julianna were still…

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Three or more streams

Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three or more streams going in all different directions. After…

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Food From Years Ago

I’m alone a lot (at home) so that means dinner for one. The other day I was rolling through the grocery store and spotted Stouffers French Bread pizza. I probably haven’t had one of those since college.…

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Strippers think we care, but we don't...

JudyJudy started a thread about what PLs like for footwear, which is something I barely look at. I suspect that there's a number of things things that strippers might think customers care about, but most of us actually don't. This…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

same old place and mostly same tired dancers

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dancers review

This club is surrounded by industrial buildings and businesses. It is small looking from the outside but on the inside it’s pathetic. One stage, very dark. There wasn’t a single girl to be seen inside…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

mostly lazy girls for so few customers

I went there on a Wednesday night club was pretty dead girls weren't too bad looking surprised for area and middle of nowhere club they all seemed to be having fun but not worrying about…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

They were allegedly open but not really

Came in around 5:30. I had a 6:30 dinner and had some business wrap up elsewhere and thought I'd try Vanity after a quick visit to Scores. I checked the hours as I walked in…

Club NV

York, Pennsylvania

Club NV — a no go?

I happened to be in this part of the state and so I thought I would hit the one strip joint in York. Truthfully speaking, York doesn’t seem to have a lot going for it…

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Questions for skibum609 and flagooner (and some TUSCL psychology)

On this brilliant thread https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58414 gave the story of his rich brother owning 15 Five Guys franchises for fun. Maybe you don't know this but why? I get the idea of owning a restaurant for fun if you have sufficient wealth.…

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Shoes.......

Ok Boys...... platforms or stilettos? How high do you like them to be?

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OT: Harlan Ellison, Provocative Sci-Fi Writer of ‘Star Trek,’ ‘A Boy and His Do

https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/harlan-ellison-dead-dies-star-trek-1202861048/

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Best man duties

I have not been here since the remodel and I wanted to see how it looked. I must say that they did a pretty good job. I'm told they have a dress code. I am…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Very slow on Thursday early evening

I had dinner with a friend not far away and had gone to the BMV and ended up having an hour to kill because the BMV was shockingly super efficient. Walked in around 4:45 and…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Dammit!

Man is smoking that big of a thang? It seems since they were forced to put in the smoking patio the crowds are smaller (definitely not complaining about that) and the dancer quality has…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Pretty rough lineup

Was in Nashville for a bachelor party and given we had a dancer flake on us for the night before, we solderied in here after a full day of drinking. There is a liquor store…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Lisa and Christina OTC

Free cover before 8. After is $10. Lisa and Christina the dynamic Blonde duo is all you need to look for here. They love doing vip together and will go all out for you. I…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Day time visit

I was driving by in Dallas and decided to stop by and check out the dayshift. I had a few hours to kill, though since this was an impromptu visit I didn’t stop to get…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Just OK. Longing for the Good Old Days

Gallaghers is a fine establishment to go to compared to other clubs, but it really has lost its luster over the past few years. I've been going here for the better part of a decade…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

It was a pretty good time

Was in this part of the state and had read reviews on TUSCL and so I thought I would give it a shot. Got there at about 8:30 Thursday - 2 customers and 5 dancers…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Not a bad time

Overall I had a decent time. All of the women I met seemed very nice, and most were attractive. I walked in at an odd time because the two dancers on stage at…

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Someone's Idea of a Review

Really? Someone thought this would be a worthwhile review? Here's the whole text that was submitted for approval: "Just enough Wish it was more! Didn’t do much. Was ok. Not much privacy wish there was more room, less people, more…

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What did the leper say to the stripper?

Q. What did the leper say to the stripper? A. "Keep the tip."

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

2nd trip and it remains a working womans club

So this is the second time I have it this club. It is out in the middle of NE and I would say there is little hope for talent but this place seems to…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Not bad for Albuquerque

I was in Albuquerque for the first time and checked out this club after reading some reviews. There was no cover on this Wednesday night around 8:00pm. After watching a few girls dance on stage,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Bad Timing

Haven't been in the Akron area in a while...decided to pop into Jen's, always hopeful the good old days would return. Betting the several cars in the lot were dancers'. walked in around…

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What was my favorite stripper name

I'll even give you 2 clues. She worked at the Columbia Platinum Plus and upset me when she changed it to Alice.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Back again but in the afternoon

This is my first review since the VIP team has been approving/denying reviews so I will go with a full review instead of my usual continuation of my last visit conversation. My last visit was…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

worth a 2nd vist

One of my new favorite spots, this is place wasn't too bad. Its full nude so its BYOB beer, champagne and wine no liquor. Club is tucked back a little off the road so you…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos fading?

I stopped in Wackos about 2:00pm on a very hot Wednesday afternoon and was joined by a dancer even before I could sit down at the bar! She was lean, talkative, attentive and NOT…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not good for the evening show

The club is huge with ample seating. 7 dollar cover charge. Drinks are expensive though. The club was mostly empty with 15 customers and 8 girls. The girls are mostly white and on the slim…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good Wedesnday Night

Arrived at 8:30pm Apparently just after a shift change at 8pm. All of the dancers I talked to just got on and were working till 2am. Several dancers were extremely hot 8-9 and others…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

slow summers

I try not to hit the sc's in Vegas until late since Vegas is a late night crowd anyway. Compounded with the summer heat, most clubs don't get busy until the wee hours. For CB's…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Oldie...but goodie

I used to come here when it had better, consistent new talent. Basically girls who were scared of working at Mitchell Brothers, but wanted to make more than what they could bring in at a…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Sensual Sarah

The club has been described before, so let me just say that it is very nice with a huge stage. I got incredibly lucky. When I got there, Sarah was in the middle…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Best deal in west babylon

Had been going to x dreams for years before finding showworld. Instead of paying for a quick look through the window, you can sit with the girls and take your time before picking. Also, at…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

It will be my first time dancing how do I

It will be my first time dancing how do I become a dancer?

The Red Room CLT

Charlotte, North Carolina

It will be my first time dancing how do I

It will be my first time dancing how do I become a dancer?

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

No more extras

I am a facebook friend with a girl i met when she was a dancer here. About a month ago she posted she was selling her stripper attire. Asked her how can you do you…

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An Idea to Make Us Even More Pathetic

Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was added to the glossary, or when…

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Miss Liwet

Since we're all posting pictures of our ideal mates, I'll give it a go. https://www.instagram.com/briinic/ Large collection here: https://imgur.com/a/7dIKf#J35qBCZ

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis great for hanging out.

Oasis Goodtime Emporium (OGE) has bunch of new young spinners recently, which are my favorite dancers. Mardi Gras used to be the 'go to' club for dancers in north Atlanta, but that club is…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Low pressure relaxing club

Royal Palace is not your typical strip club. No private dances, no real hustle for money other than the post dance walk around after the girl gets off the stage. You feel like you are…

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Would you take either of these 2 for a dance?

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/456059899749016239/

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Strippers wearing the same outfit?

It seems to me that the following issue can't be limited to just this certain club but maybe it is. I was in a club that I've reviewed a few times on TUSCL and even though I never mentioned it…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not so bad

Going into this place for the first time, I decided to order a cheap $5 drink and figured i'd find my way near the stage. The dancers don't try too hard at pedaling you for…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Weeknight Admiral Visit

I've lived in the area a long time and have been to a few different clubs (in other cities, too). I decided to finally check out the Admiral. They have valet, but if…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Wednesday’s are picking up

Frequent Polekatz visitor. I’m going to start by saying weekdays are starting to pick up with more dancers and customers. Not crowded but for a while in the winter it was…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Slow on a Friday Night

The bar is nice size and very clean. I paid $5 for a mixed drink. There was a nice range of dancers. I spent some time sitting with Julia. She's an older dancer nice…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Waste of Time on the Swing Shift

I usually stop in early in the day, and in the future I will continue to do so. Stopped in around 4:30 today to see if there was any difference. Same old Lusty's…

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Limiting the size of TUSCL

Not sure if this exact topic has been brought up recently, but in the interest of preserving the existence of this website, does anybody think that the growth in popularity of this site should be deterred? How popular, and well…

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Becoming Rich...

While Juice made at least $18,000 last night playing poker I wanted to share some of my successes as well. Today I found a quarter in a parking lot on the ground and I also found a ten dollar bill in…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Interesting

I came in toward the end of the dayshift and stayed about four hours. I generally prefer the day girls, because they are a little older and so am I. I got dances…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Hit or miss. Watch out for Bunny.

I walked in on a Thursday looking for a grind. Sat down on a couch and watched the one stripper sadly dance with one boob out. I was approached by a Latina spinner named Bunny.…

Wiggle Southampton

Southampton, England

BIG CHANGE

Since my last visit almost two years ago there has been a major refurbishment. The bar and stage are now upstairs and the area where the bar used to be on the ground floor is…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not so bad

Going into this place for the first time, I decided to order a cheap $5 drink. After letting it settle, I figured i'd find my way near the stage. The dancers don't try too hard…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sunday and Monday

Stopped back in on a couple of different nights last week. First thing I noticed were new wooden seat barstools all around. Can't understand why these were replaced but the best dance couches are still…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Decent club, but huge RIP OFF SCAM, BEWARE

Went there last night upon the recommendation of some friends. Some hot girls, some not so much. Small stage where girls do 1 or 2 songs and get at least topless, no more.…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Mixed experience

I ended up there last night on my first night in Montreal. A set up which has a long room with a stage at one end. There, two girls each dance one song and alternate…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ok evening

Alright... So, this was my first visit to Detroit and having heard a lot about this city and its clubs I decided to spend some time sampling. I did some research, had a chat with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Jolene, Jolene...

That girl is smokin' hot. I got that out of the way first. Her sister looks hotter, but Jolene is the one that is WAY more fun. Stopped in shortly after noon.…

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fake asses.

i think fake asses are actually ruining a lottttt of nice natural asses. please please NO MORE fake asses. my last few times at hong kong is definitely raising the bar as to asses. i prefer NATURAL 99% of the

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how are u guys not broke lol

sex session /OTC/fun night @ strip club =@ a least $100-150 a night. -100*2 (for twice a month)= $200.00 200.00* 12(twelve months)= at least $2,000.00 ..but notice i was being frugal in my calculations, so 2k is the bare minimum IF I AM…

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My fav stripper name

Last night a stripper was called to the stage who had my fav stripper name ever. I can’t recall ever having heard the name before although it did sound like a pretty obvious choice of a stripper name once…

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Tips for buying a VIP membership?

So I have been going to a different club recently where the club takes a $50 cut if you want to go into the VIP. Obviously the other option is purchasing a 1 year (or lifetime) VIP membership. Reading TUSCL…

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Memphis club shut down after rapper dies from gun shot.

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/38532262/authorities-raid-memphis-strip-club-shut-it-down

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Goodlooking girls for an afternoon

I stopped in last winter and thought DTC was worth another trip on a week day afternoon. I stopped about 4 pm. The place wasn’t real busy with customers and I think there were 8strippers…

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A blond, a brunette and a readhead

are sitting in a bar when they notice an ornate antique mirror behind the bar. They call the bartender over and ask him about the mirror. He tells them that it is a magic mirror and that they…

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Crazy $2/$5 Shot Taking that Stuck

$2,000-$20,000 holy fuck what a session last night... eighteen hours of Play....looks like I'm an official$2/$5 player Below is a picture of my chips https://www.instagram.com/p/BkjDoW2lP1A/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1qu7npj5tprxo Strip club visit real soon LMFAO

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The last day?

80 degrees on a Friday calls for a ride in the car with my Ghost Train vape and a couple of cold ones and ending up at Desires. Full roster of the best day girls and lo and behold…

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Miss Juice ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkjcHJLlU_U/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=14b56i1ltpe7o

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Average visit

I have been to this club a half dozen times. As you walk in there is a bar to your right, large stage to your left and some couches and tables in the back. When…

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Club-Style Stripclub

Overall this place is a good place to spend time after a long work day. The floor plan is very open where there are several stages and many seats. There is a VIP…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

nude, byob, and bigger than i expected (as is everything in texas)

So I wandered in shortly after happy hour. few customers and few dancers - the bar area as you come in was completely deserted but there are about 10 high top tables to sit and view. nice…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jen's Den

This review is a little over a month old. I stopped by Jen's Den after a night out. I got there about 11 and left a little after 1. Been there before but it's been…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Why?

Stopped in here on a midweek evening when I happened to be in the neighborhood. Old school east county dive bar feel to the place, because that's exactly what it is. Potholes in the parking…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Nothing Special

I was in Austin on a business trip. I had some down time, around 2pm, And decided to check out Palazio. I'd taken a Uber to get here, no comment on parking fee. Afternoon cover…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

where's the talent

Went on a Friday afternoon aound 2pm and expecting to be welcomed with some great talent. Unfortunately this was not the case as there were probably only about 2 that I woukd really want…

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why is everyone.......

making comments about some troll by criticizing him on the basis that he makes misogynistic comments? This is ironic that idk about the majority , BUT MANY OF Y'ALL had made misogynistic (although not violent) comments as well. lmao, which…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BDD still among the best in the country

went in on a slow Monday as I was in town with nothing to do. we all know the layout - actually 3 levels: 1. behind the main stage (seems to be closed or off limits…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Awesome....

Back here after a long while and man this place is always on point. Probably the best experience I have had or at least can remember here. Devin was absolutely stunning and such a pleasure…

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Stereotypes vs Reality

Studies have shown that AA women generally have a large ass and AA men generally have a large penis which makes copulation feasible. Asian women generally have a flat ass and Asian men generally have a small penis because…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went to Lido's

Same as some other reviewers. I showed up a bit after 4:00 on a Sunday. Nothing happening. On Sundays they open at 4:00. There were about 20 customers by the time…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Not too bad (or good)

I made a mid-week visit to Club Play around 3p. It’s the place that used to be Vixens, minus the heavy country and rock music selections. The music is still mostly rock, but they mix…

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Bull shit reviews

Unfortunately some guys like to bull shit about their experiences to make themselves look good to their peers. This some times rolls over to their club reviews. So do you approve or reject these reviews. If you knew the reviewers…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Very unexpected

I walked in on a Wednesday around 3 pm. I ordered a bud light, and one of the shooter girls came up and started flirting. I ordered a shot for me, her, and another dancer…

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How to make a PB&J sandwich.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/06/28/how-to-make-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwich-divides-twitter.html

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Last call at BJ's, a last-of-its-kind Minneapolis strip club?

http://www.citypages.com/news/last-call-at-bjs-a-last-of-its-kind-minneapolis-strip-club/486605261

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Welcome Back

Had an opportunity to stop in at this club, after a long absence. I forgot how nice this club is. Very nicely laid out well lit with easy access bar.…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Not the place I remember from several years ago

There was a time when this was my favorite place to go during hot summer afternoons in the Valley. There were a great deal of attractive, young hotties of various stripes and sizes to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Slow

Got there when it opened at 1PM and no one came on stage for 40 minutes. When one did she was the only one for another 10 minutes. The bartender apologized for no dancers, but…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

A day to remeber

So, this one is an short visit . But a good one, I was in for some work and had an hour to kill. So went in around 3 pm for drinks, which is relatively…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Great Place - Beautiful Women

Was in Chicago for a conference and was referred here by a friend. This is not your typical strip joint. It is not in a seedy location and is in a really cool building with…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

Suburban strippers

Having been to their sister club at South Melbourne, I thought I'd trek out to Caulfield. I've enjoyed many a night at the club close to Crown (and spent most of my winnings from the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lots of babes, careful of the hustlers

BBD is a good club. Lots of hot girls unfortunately too often over the top hustlers. Look, most strippers are hustlers, so don't hear me whining. What I experienced with most girls there was legit…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My usual club - not bad...not great

This place can be hit and miss depending on the night. There aren't many full nude clubs left in the area (and I like p*ssy shoved in my face...an issue that often gets me…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

My new favorite club in the US

So I'm pretty smitten with Casa Diablo. I've visited a couple other Portland clubs (Mary's and Club Rouge mostly) while staying in a hotel downtown, but after reviews I decided to grab a Lyft and…

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Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy?

Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy? A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Exspected more

On our yearly trip across the country touring clubs, my wife and I stopped by Sirens in Columbus Ohio. The club visually is very nice, drink prices are typical and wait staff was courteous.…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Flashers still lights up, but under-powered

Atlanta has the good, the bad, and the ugly when it comes to SCs. It has some of the lowest prices for the best mileage around, but high mileage clubs (my usual choice) are typically…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Don't know if it could be more dead

Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you need to know about this…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Best in GR

This place is still the best in GR, unfortunately that means bikini's only :-( Good clean place out in the 'burbs by the malls, well run and maintained. That does mean though that…

Platinum Nights

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Newer club, nice atmosphere

Have actually been here twice now. First time due to Little Darlings being empty and no fun. Recently reopened club and looks like they spent some serious cash. Smaller bar with 8 or so stools and…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Texas

Just another club, there are better

So, i was on quick visit and decided to give it another try, my 1st time was another day of the week a while ago. But it was the same vibe, not full not…

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TUSCLer Theme Songs

What song would you associate with particular posters? The following are my selections: PhatBoy99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpta-CXnhs lapdanceking82 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHUhcV2eVY TFP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM Papi_Chulo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCccyzXVJm4 Nicole1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg san_jose_guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc ToyChaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs flagooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs Please feel free to contribute your own suggestions.

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Saw a monger in the wild

If you're an ok looking 40 something white dude meeting a half dressed early 20s Asian girl with lots of tattoos in a park and you get hands with her, we know you're paying for it. I mean hit that…

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Have you ever meet a girl working in the adult bussines that does enjoy sex?

Get to know her. Don’t ever judge her because likely she won’t judge you. You’ll be enriched by the experience as I was, with a Russian girl. The girl in this articlw is an example of such girls, and they do…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

More like Baby Dolls fat older sisters

I walked in and asked to change a couple hundred into twenties for dances. Only one chubby dancer approached me in two hours. I tipped at least a dozen on stage, but they…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Better than I thought it would be

It had been a long time since I've been to this place. Quite honestly, I didn't know what to expect because of Greenville's recent crack down on Gentlemen's Clubs. I was actually pleasantly…

Texas Jays

Birnamwood, Wisconsin

Better but not getting my hopes up

So happily there have been a few reviews since my last one. I had some time and its close to my house so I stopped for a few and checked out what there was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Getting worse

Stopped in again for the first in many months. Physical appearance the build hasn't changed. When I walked in I saw only 3-4 other guys in the club and maybe 5-6 dancers. I was very…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

The biggest club I've ever been to

I've heard a lot about Tootsie's. It's probably the most well known club in Miami. Therefore, I had to give it a try. I arrived around 10:30pm last Saturday night. The cover charge was 10…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

First time in a strip club

First time in a strip club !!! So I had no idea of the strip club etiquette, ordered a beer and was waiting for some dancer to approach me. Eventually someone did- she was a…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Lots of fun

Me and my friends have been visiting this place for the last 4 years. Very clean and neat atmosphere. The rest rooms have always been maintained clean. The main room has a split level as…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

VIP contact

Went back to the northern after moved out of town. Been quite a few years. Cover was reasonable at $8. Drink seemed to be watered down..not very strong. The girls were…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good dances

In general this is the best nude club in the area, IMO. They normally have 3-5 really lookers with nice bodies. The rest of the girls are more or less forgettable. As…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Change of plan

This review is about a visit to Flashdancers on Saturday evening June 2, 2018 from about 9:30 to 11. My original plan for this evening was to watch the 3rd game of the Stanley Cup…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

One last time

Been going to this club for quiet some time now and I can officially say this was my last. Not because of any experience in particular, but over time this club has really declined. First…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First VIP experience

My Best Man suggested we came here for my Bachelor party... A group of us (8) chipped in on the VIP Rockstar package... I believe it was $450 bucks with two bottles of whatever you…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday night

I went to the Landingstrip last Friday night between 11-12. The cover was $15, a little steep in my opinion. Beers were $7.75 which is less upsetting. They still allow smoking everywhere…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Busy Afternoon at the Old Standby HL

So it seems people love to dump on the HL, especially since they have had their fun with LE over the last several months. It is not the open gropefest it was before, but…

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Holidays

anyone ever try a club on an actual holiday? I am thinking of making a visit on the 4th.

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OT: Apple, Samsung designers have only one way left to impress consumers: Foldab

* Top-selling smartphone models from Apple, Samsung and Chinese tech companies are reaching the limits of impressing consumers based on new design elements. * The last significant and sustained change in the smartphone design era will be a truly foldable handset. *…

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Honk Kong

Someone posted a super detailed discussion about honk Kong including best way to get there, prices and all the ins and outs. Could someone post the link to that discussion if they still have it. I think I’m sold on…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

What happened to this place

Went here last Saturday night and my oh my has it fallen off. What happened? Still paid the 22 to get in but man it's just not the same. Got me a few wall dances…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Great $1 Stage, Main Bar mini dances

Walked in with no cover charge. A black dancer came up and offered $100 and $ 200 dance, but i had just arrived. I wanted to check around and i didnt ask her…

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Bitches be like...

"Im a strong independent woman.." ...*but some of the. also.get mad when men aren't giving them attention(not in a way that deserves merit such as. Attention bc he genuinely likes her, but some "strong women" want superficial attention from guys)** #SMH

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Bitches be like...

"Men are superficial 4 judging women based on weight....." ......but wait, werent you just the girl who was rude to a guy hitting on u just bc of his height? #SMH

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Bitches be like...

"Men are superficial 4 judging women based on weight....." ......but wait, werent you just the girl who was rude to a guy hitting on u just bc of his height? #SMH

Tijuana

anyone going to Tijuana this weekend

My first trip

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Yeah - Floriduh

Video Captures Man Riding Hood Of Car On I-95 https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/06/25/man-seen-on-hood-of-car-on-i-95/

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Internet Censorship

The Internet has always been controversial, because it does not conform to the limits which are held to in most other media. Now this pertains to visual images, but also to text. Back in the mid-90's, at the Gilroy Public…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Did this get closed down I went for a a

Did this get closed down I went for a a visit and it seemed closed no one was there and a big garbage dumper in the parking lot. So if anyone know anything let me know?

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Another Stud In The Dancer Directory

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=628126 I guess there really are guys that stupid out there.

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Another one bites the dust!

This toy clown/troll is trusted? He starts trolling this month and is trusted? Oh really... Who trusts ToyChaser 1. MisterWonderful Joined JUNE 14, 2018 2. syco2k3 Joined JUNE 17, 2018

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When do you start laughing at the lines from a dancer?

Normally when they start talking about how "big" I am and how it makes them horny. I think that probably means extras but c'mon, that comment just cracks me up.

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Money Jobs

I recently started to work as a Teller at a bank near me. Most of our customers are older gentlemen (50+) who openly flirt with me. Would it be unethical to hint that I dance? Some of these accounts look…

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Do you seek out dancers who have been mentioned in reviews?

Most of us read the reviews. That is why we are here! We want to know what to expect from visits to clubs were are considering visiting. Many of those reviews contain dancer names. Hopefully they are not too explicit.…

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I gave up on S/A

I signed up 4 times, once only once did I get my full month. 3 times I got suspended for no reason. 89 .99 x 3 is just about 300 bucks for nothing. I did meet 3 girls, 2…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Planning on making a special trip to PH.

Planning on making a special trip to PH. The reviews have me really curious. Like to know if there’s other clubs similar to this.

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Blowjob HIV

Reading about SCpanda made me really ask myself, (lol) dudes-what are the chances of getting HIV from a blowjob. I remember learning in health class you would have to drink a gallon of spit to even have a .00001%…

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Baltimore / Philly

Would appreciate any info- PM me if that’s best- re asian spa options w/ extras, ideally including greek. Also, clubs w best mileage / ITC options. I read the reviews regularly in anticipation of impending visit, hoping to make efficient…

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Former exotic dancer arrested following raid of The Harem sentenced to 3 years i

"Investigators found crimes of prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal use of food stamps at the strip club. A judge later ordered the Harem to be shut down. The attorney for Clay spoke on her behalf, saying Clay is an addict…

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Howard Stern / JD / Strippers

Hilarious Howard Stern today. They always make fun of one of his production guys, JD. They made him talk today about how he once took his $800 tax return and blew it all in a strip club.…

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What do you think of this one?

https://www.instagram.com/pokajontasjenn/?hl=en

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Mother, daughter admit they started fight at strip club

"They didn't go quietly, however, prompting doormen to get involved. Before the women were out of the club, Martinez walked back to the bar area and yelled at the bartender, saying she was a loser for working in a strip…

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Why is a penny like a stripper?

Q. Why is a penny like a stripper? A. Because it's two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for answering my question. Do the floor

@ anislee Thank you for answering my question. Do the floor managers have a list of girls set to work the whole day, or just ones that are on a shift at that time? I gave you a Trust for what…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

I really don't think this place even cares about making

I really don't think this place even cares about making money. Probably just a money laundering operation.

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An overview of murgering with HIV

So my plot since December has been pretty routine, visit all the clubs on days that are best in the dc/baltimore area. I go on the $2 Tuesdays and $15 lap dance and $10 before 10pm entries and $20 lap…

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Keep it 100: TUSCL

I feel like some of the guys who use this site only do so because they can't make it to the strip club every week, so they try to live off of the stories of other guys banging these girls…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

So how was your first trip to hk bigroy?

So how was your first trip to hk bigroy? A review soon? The floor managers, the white shirt guys, have a list of girls working today. And the coat guys at the doors have a list of girls been…

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Ultimate strip club fantasy ideas

My #1 strip club fantasy to actually happen ITC is to have a stripper (prostitute), put a bottle of beer in her vagina, stand on the bar and squirt it out everywhere for the bartender to clean it up. An…

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Asian Sex Slave

I wish I could tie this woman up in my basement and make her my sex slave like I saw this one dude did on the news, just put her in a little box for whenever I needed a asian…

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Best ho

My best ho was this stripper I pulled out of Oasis Nightclub In Baltimore, Beat her insides up for a little less than a year. She became my best Ho, b/c she was really tight. I've been with Asian women…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

This bar is a waste of space right next to

This bar is a waste of space right next to HK. Why don't HK buy this space and expand into Mega HK or Mexico Hong Kong :-)

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Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly

I’m in a club with some of the ugliest dancers ever. The little head is hiding like a turtle in its shell. Then the queen of ugly comes out of the dressing room. She is uglier than most men.…

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Strip Club Awards

Apparently there are awards given to strip clubs kind of like the Oscars or Grammy's. What do you guys think of the nominees? http://theedawards.com/2018/nominees/

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Backpage & Spahunter

Now that it's been a few long months just wondering if anyone has found a reliable alternative to either Backpage or SpaHunters?

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Last trip to SF SCs

I honestly will have no reason to visit SCs in the bay after the raiders move. Any recommendations to make one last trip worthwhile? Going in September.

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Wish all Hooter's girls looked this good

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5802223472001/?#sp=show-clips

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RecommendationS in Nola?

Went to NOLA 2 weeks ago but didn’t get a chance to go anywhere but boy does the sc scene seem disappointing based on reviews . I’m due back there in a few weeks. Any personal recommendations on any around…

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Unpublished reviews

In the last 2 days I've seen about a half-dozen duplicate reviews - anyone else notice this uptick?

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How To Become Wealthy (Or At Least Comfortable)

Ever since I started my journey as a serious strip club patron approximately a year ago I have gradually hung out with my friends with less and less frequency. They’re not bad guys or bad friends, but they live life…

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Decent Side Jobs/Gigs

Hello everyone. What are some decent side jobs/activities that a young man with limited experience and education can get? I have a full time job plus volunteer for overtime, but it would be nice to have a 2nd source of income that…

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Waitress at Hong Kong?

From a review today: "Once we got in we were approached by the waitress who pretty much told us if there’s any girls we want she can get them over here." Anyone else see waitresses there? That's the first review I've read…

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Better than FKK clubs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5882241/Torture-Ship-worlds-largest-bondage-fetish-boat-party.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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A D.C. strip club reopens to a changed neighborhood — of high-end condos and art

I don't think it's right to have strip clubs in Washington, DC. The politicians will give strippers a bad name. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-dc-strip-club-reopens-to-a-changed-neighborhood--of-high-end-condos-and-artisanal-toast/2018/06/25/ada12c7e-6e53-11e8-bf86-a2351b5ece99_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.9bfdf6b6a854

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Did you hear about the new stripper paint?

Q Did you hear about the new stripper paint? A It's not very bright, but it's cheap and easy to spread.

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That moment when she slips you inside that pink panther

Then turns and smiles at you like she a naughty little cunt Damn I nutted in record times son

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SJG Quote: "In Mexico prostitution is not totally dishonorable. It is one of the

SJG Quote: "In Mexico prostitution is not totally dishonorable. It is one of the ways that women claim their rights." This is one of the most fucking delusional guys on the planet. No wonder he has to tie up women…

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NYC tonight (Manhattan)

Looking for recs on what clubs are worth going to. Not looking to break the bank, just have some fun with some thick girls. Thanks

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Mexican Politics and Women's Rights

Gertrudis, Revolutionary Army General, and becoming greater than life via the boxcar legend: http://www.trainboard.com/railimages/data/533/mex_fus.jpg Like Water For Chocolate - Gertrudis Ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoPiFTGlPIM Gertrudis De la Garza, fictional character with her own facebook account https://www.facebook.com/gertrudis.delagarza.1?lst=1520676871%3A100001789445228%3A1529962915 Laura Esquivel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Esquivel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Esquivel#/media/File:%D0%9B%D0%B0%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B0_%D0%95%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BB.jpg Now running with MORENA National Regeneration Movement, Mexico, MORENA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Regeneration_Movement Lopez Obrador https://lopezobrador.org.mx/ http://www.peoplesworld.org/article/mexico-s-morena-political-party-sets-course-for-201/ La Adelita https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-7BiwjMzRk Working Women…

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Insight on Her Intentions

So this is my first time on the forum, but I have seen some topics before after popping my SC cherry in Kentucky a few months back. Before I start I want to make it known that I may be still…

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What are..

Stripper parties like? Like u know the fun crazy ones ppl my age like to read abt. Let me know if youve ever been to one! Before the dumbasses make generalizations..i know all arent like this. but i am…

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My fav pole dancer

https://www.instagram.com/iridescentavocado If you guys saw her on stage (and she was dressed more stripperlike), how interested would you be in a lap dance?

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Ways To Get High

You learn a lot in a strip club, and ways to get high along with some great examples are often spoken. I remember jackslash talking about strippers getting high off of computer screen cleaner aerosol cans. What are…